Thinknerd Moving Robot
| Thinknerd Moving Robot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1537 |
| Locations | The Thinknerd Warehouse |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, arm, torso, beak |
| Drops | robot grease, returned Thinknerd package |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Thinknerd Moving RobotThis bright gold robot is responsible for moving around the pallets and crates full of nerdy merchandise. It has a scoop on the front for picking up loose items, two bright headlamps, a safety net on the back of its scoop-neck, and powerful hydraulic arms (which frequently malfunction).
Hit Message(s):
It scoops up a knick-knack in the safety net on its head and throws it, lacrosse-style, at your <forehead>. Eek! Ooh!
Its hydraulic arms malfunction, so it uses its scoop to nip you on the <forehead>. Eek! Ooh!
It turns on its headlamps and blinds you. Eek! Eek!
It bonks you with the end of its head-mounted scoop. Ow! Eek!
It gets one arm working and uses it to give you a black eye. Ugh! Ow!
It gets one of its hydraulic arms working just enough to wrap around your neck and squeeze. Argh! Oof!
It somehow manages to get both arms working at once, and delivers a devastating hydraulic one-two punch that leaves you reeling. Ooh! Eek!
It gets its head-mounted safety net tangled in the lighting and has to disentangle itself.
It stops to add more hydraulic fluid to its malfunctioning arms.
It tries to blind you with its headlamps, but you're too revved up to be blinded by the light.
It tries to bonk you with its scoop, but you swoop out of the way.
It tries to punch you, but its arms don't work.
It tries to strangle you, but its arms don't work.
It tries to headbutt you, but the safety net on the back of its head ensures a soft landing. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: robot grease (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: returned Thinknerd package |
Occurs at The Thinknerd Warehouse.
References
- This robot looks suspiciously like Crow T. Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
