Thinknerd Packing Robot
| Thinknerd Packing Robot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1538 |
| Locations | The Thinknerd Warehouse |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | never |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, hoverskirt |
| Drops | robot grease, returned Thinknerd package |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Thinknerd Packing RobotThis robot is responsible for packing Thinknerd products for shipping. It looks kind of like a gumball machine, with a clear globe on top of a red tube with a little beak-like intake port on the front. It has a bowl-shaped hover skirt on the bottom.
It looks like, in an attempt to anthropomorphize it, the jokers at Thinknerd put two useless slinky-like arms on each side, topped with immobile white rubber hands.
Hit Message(s):
It sings a song in a lovely lilting tenor, then bonks you with its globe. Eek! Eek!
It hovers over and bonks you with its globe. Ow! Ooh!
It hovers above you, then drops on your head. Oof! Ow!
It hovers up to eye level and then headbutts you. Ow! Ow!
It pinches your shoulder with its little intake valve. Ooh! Ouch!
It rotates its body back and forth, making its non-functional arms whip you in the <leg>. Ow! Oof!
It spins around like a dervish, or a top, or a dervish holding a top, until its slinky arms turn into mad, flailing whips. The welts on your <leg> and <leg> would like to disagree about the whole "useless, decorative arms" thing. Ooh! Ooh!
It sings a song in a lovely lilting tenor instead of attacking.
It tries to bonk you with its globe, but you dodge.
It tries to hover over you, but you're over being hovered over.
It tries to hover up to your eye level, but you duck when it headbutts at you.
It tries to pinch you with its intake valve, but you tell it not to get fresh with you.
It tries to punch you, but its arms are purely decorative.
Its hover skirt fails and it drops to the ground, falling on its side. You chuckle as it tries to right itself with those decorative arms. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: robot grease (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: returned Thinknerd package |
Occurs at The Thinknerd Warehouse.
References
- This robot is an homage to Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (who likewise had useless slinky-like arms).
