Thinknerd T-Shirt/Messages
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Possible shirt front messages for the Thinknerd T-Shirt.
| Shirt Message | Notes / refs |
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| /afk | chat command for "Away From Keyboard" |
| /dance | chat command for "dance" emote |
| /spit | chat command for "spit" emote |
| 626f6e657273 | Spells "boners" in hex-encoded ASCII. |
| <(O_O<)^_^<) | ASCII art |
| Stormtroopers are unexpectedly poor marksmen for what is supposed to be an elite fighting force. |
Star Wars joke |
| Who would win in a fight: Captain Kirk or Captain Stubing |
Star Trek / The Love Boat joke |
| All your base are belong to outdated memes. |
see All your base are belong to us. |
| ALPHA NERD |
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| ASK ME ABOUT MY FANFIC pleeeeeeeease |
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| Ask Me How Magnets Work I will explain it in excruciating detail |
see Miracles by ICP. |
| BEER IS THE MINDKILLER | Dune joke. |
| brb | "Be Right Back" |
| CATS ARE FUNNY =^_^= |
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| CHESS IS AWESOME Once you've installed the nude patch |
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| Click HERE to Like this shirt |
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| CORY DOCTOROW is a handsome man |
Sci-fi author and Boingboing blogger. |
| Creepers destroy things that I worked hard to build & that makes me sad. |
Minecraft joke. |
| DEBIAN 4 LYFE | Linux joke. |
| DESCRIPTIVIST | Linguistics joke. |
| Did you just use "literally" to mean its opposite? Because I appear to have stuck a knife in your eye. |
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| DIÄMØND IS THE HARDËST METÄL | Heavy-metal umlauts. |
| Don't bother me before I've read my morning RSS feeds | |
| DOUBLE RAINBOWS how do they work? |
see Double Rainbow viral video.
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| eπi+1 = 0 I just blew your friggin' mind |
Math joke. |
| "Enterprise" wasn't THAT bad you guys | Star Trek: Enteprise joke. |
| Everything I Wish I Didn't Know I Learned From The Internet | |
| Everything In My House Is Controlled By Arduino including my dog |
Hardware hacker joke. |
| EXTERMINATE your mother |
Doctor Who joke. |
| FAX THE PLANET | |
| Feed me a stray cat | American Psycho joke. |
| FREE NUMBER 6 | The Prisoner joke. |
| GAME OVER | |
| GET CIRCUITBENT | Hardware hacker joke. |
| Get out of the way, dummy -- I'm going to use MATH | |
| GOOGLE PON FARR | Star Trek joke. |
| Home Is Where You Hearth To |
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| how i mine 4 girl? |
Play on how i mine 4 fish Runescape joke. |
| How many fish heads? |
see Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes. |
| HULK / HULK'S WEIGHT IN BEES 2016 | see Guy Made Of Bees |
| Human Interaction? Is that on Steam? |
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| I AM BATMAN And so is my wife. |
Life of Brian joke |
| I am superior because my Slashdot ID is lower than yours. | see Slashdot. |
| I AM TIRED OF ZOMBIES |
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| I Am Why We Cannot Have Nice Things yup it is totes me sorry |
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| I can't dance unless there are arrows | see Dance Dance Revolution |
| I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS | |
| I don't know what emacs is but I hear it's terrible |
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| I hacked your girlfriend |
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| I LIKE SPACE | |
| i miss the card catalog | |
| I own more media than I could consume in a dozen lifetimes. | |
| I pirate software because I don't give a rat's ass |
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| IF I SEE ONE MORE BACON SCULPTURE I'M KICKING THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN THE BALLS | |
| Insert Token To Continue |
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| iPerson | |
| It's pronounced "mohg", you heathen. |
Moog Music, maker of synthesizers |
| JAILBREAKING IS NOT A CRIME | Cellphone hacking joke |
| KHAN SHOT FIRST | Star Wars / Wrath of Kahn joke |
| KWISATZ HACKEYSACK | Dune joke. |
| LF1M cuddles |
"Looking For One More" |
| lol ikr |
"Laugh out loud. I know, right?" |
| Looking for a Japanese girlfriend who reads English |
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| LOOT YOUR CORPSES There are gold farmers starving in China. |
World of Warcraft joke. |
| MACHINE WASH ONLY |
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| MAGIC it works |
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| Make Stuff Not War unless you're 3d-printing the guns I guess, that's pretty cool |
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| Metafilter's Own | |
| My name is a killing word |
Dune joke |
| MY OTHER CHOCOBO IS A YOSHI |
Final Fantasy / Mario Brothers joke. |
| My other shirts are also black |
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| My Other Toon Is a Dapper Werewolf | World of Warcraft / Penny Arcade joke. |
| NERDS RUINED HOLY GRAIL |
see Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
| NERF $YOURCLASS | |
| No I won't fix your computer (unless you want me to install Linux on it*) * I am implying that your computer is broken because you don't have Linux installed on it. |
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| NOT INSANE | |
| NUKE COMIC SANS | Font joke. |
| PLUTO IS TOO A PLANET I will cut you |
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| PRESCRIPTIVIST | Linguistics joke. |
| PUNCHCARD WIZARD |
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| QUIZNOS HADERACH | Dune joke. |
| ROFLWTFPDQFYI | ROFL, WTF, PDQ, FYI |
| SCIENCE It's what's for dinner |
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| Shirt of Protection +1 | |
| SHOES FOR INDUSTRY | |
| SOMETHING SOMETHING PODCASTS |
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| THE DOCTOR IS IN (I am referring to Doctor Who.) |
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| The Internet Ruining Everything Since 1982 |
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| This shirt is self-referential. | |
| TIME LORD OF THE DANCE |
Doctor Who joke |
| UNSCREW YOU | |
| VIDEO GAME REFERENCE | |
| Vote WIL WHEATON for POPE | |
| WALUIGI IS MY COPILOT |
Mario Brothers joke. |
| What part of "huge nerd" don't you understand? |
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| WIKIPEDIA DONATOR because it is the only way I know a damned thing about anything any more and the thought of it going away honestly terrifies me |
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| X IS NOT A CRIME for certain values of x |
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| You had me at "nuqneH." | Star Trek joke. |
| Your favorite device driver sucks | |
| YOUR MOTHER is a classy lady |
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| [citation needed] | Wikipedia joke |
| ^_^ |
