Throw a Mr. Card

Throw a Mr. Card

Type: Combat
MP Cost: N/A

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Skill number: 7162

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Source:	equipping a hand of Mr. Cards
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Deals 8-10 elemental damage.
When Used:

You pick a card at random and see that it has a scary demon printed on it. How original. You hurl it at your opponent, who suffers X damage from the demon's tiny two-dimensional red-hot poker. or You pull out a card with some sort of ridiculous martial arts-wielding snowman on it and sigh as you throw it shurikenlike at your foe, dealing X damage. or You pull a card out of the fan and notice that it has two things on it: a skeleton, and a typo. Disgusted at the lack of quality control, you hurl it at your opponent, who is apparently as scared of misspellings as you are, and takes X damage. or You throw one of the cards at your opponent. Apparently the card had a smelly hippy on it for some reason, because it gags and chokes and suffers X damage. Nerds, man. Can't they just put regular stuff on their cards? or You pull a card from the fan, read the crude attempt at humor printed on it, and shake your head as you throw it at your opponent in disgust. It suffers X damage worth of embarrassment at the quality of the jokes.