Ticket-Checking Trainbot
| Ticket-Checking Trainbot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2259 |
| Locations | Crimbo Train (Passenger Car) |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | chassis, claw, scanner |
| Drops | cinnamon machine oil, Trainbot radar monocle |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ticket-Checking TrainbotA loud, rocket-powered Trainbot approaches you and demands to see your ticket. You hesitate for a moment, which the robot interprets as a sign of ticketlessness. It immediately attacks you.
Hit Message(s):
It shoots a flurry of tickets out of a slot on its chassis, covering your <eye> in tiny papercuts. Oof! Ooh! Ugh!
It directs its rocket jets at your <eye>, bathing them in fire. Fire is one of the most painful things to be bathed in. Oof! Ow! Ouch! (hot damage)
It suddenly switches modes and offers you a cigar. A lit cigar, and the offer consists of jamming it into your <eye>. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
It blasts the entire area with flames from its rockets, including the part of the area where your <eye> is. Ouch! Argh! Eek! (hot damage)
It tries to extract a ticket from your <eye>, but there isn't one in there, so it just extracts some gristle and muscle and blood and stuff. Ooh! Ow! Ow!
It directs its rocket jets at your <eye>, bathing them in fire. Fire is one of the most painful things to be bathed in. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)
It holds its hand out and says "TICKET." You write the word "ticket" on a piece of garbage and hand it over, which confuses the robot long enough for you to escape harm.
It directs its rocket jets at your <eye>, but doesn't get close enough to do any real damage. Your <eye> feels nice and warm, though.
It directs its rocket jets at your <eye>, but doesn't get close enough to do any real damage. Your <eye> feels nice and warm, though. (FUMBLE!)
The Trainbot's cash drawer pops open when it hits the floor, disgorging Meat everywhere.
 | You gain 400−500 Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: cinnamon machine oil (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Trainbot radar monocle (% chance)* |
Occurs at the Crimbo Train (Passenger Car).
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
- Blocks staggers:
- These things are relentless!
