Time to Dally in the Galley
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You open the galley door and a bugbear chef greets you. "Welcome, filthy human! I have been slaving away all day making delicious neanderbear dishes, and you're welcome to try them!"
You're saved having to say an awkward "no thanks" when a cavebugbear pops up behind the chef and hits him with a club. "Rocks and twigs GOOD," the cavebugbear says as the chef hits the floor.
A computerized voice says, "De-Evolution Detected in Galley. Rerouting Power From Elevator To Food Replicators."
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE ELEVATOR?
Occurs on the first adventure in the Galley with sufficient biometric data.