Time to Split
While meandering through the Lumberjack camp, you stumble upon a group of lumberjacks, jills, and juans having some kind of competition.
"What's this all about?" You ask.
"What?" a lumberjack says, eyeing you suspiciously.
"Sorry, I mean, what's this all aboot?"
"Ah, okay. We're having a little competition to settle a bet over who is the fastest lumberjack in our camp. We're going to have a wood-splitting contest - whoever can split wood the fastest and into the smallest pieces wins. Wanna try it, eh?"
You decide the best way to win a wood-splitting contest with someone who splits wood for a living is to cheat. You roll up your sleeves and cast a spell which splits an entire cord of wood into sub-matchstick-sized particles at the speed of magic. Which is pretty damn fast.
"I think you cheated there, eh?" says a shapely lumberjill. "But you did get the job done. You win!"
 | You gain 100 Meat. |
| You gain 15 Wizardliness. |
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
References
- "Time to Split" refers to the catch phrase of Seargent Cortez in the video game, TimeSplitters.
