Timmy Tofurkey
| Timmy Tofurkey | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 963 |
| Locations | The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 40 |
| Defense | 45 |
| No-Hit | 50 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, wing, beak, thigh |
| Drops | sun-dried tofu |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Timmy TofurkeyThis is an honest-to-god eight-foot-tall anthropomorphic turkey made out of molded tofu. You never thought bean curd could look so threatening. Well, okay, you never thought bean curd could look threatening to anything but your gag reflex.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you with a bean curd wing. Your blood curdles a little. Ow! Ooh!
He lets loose a fearsome, "GOBBLE GOBBLE!" Your blood runs cold. Argh! Ooh! (spooky damage)
He pecks you with his tofu beak. It hurts a little, and is gross a lot. Ouch! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He stomps on you with a tofu talon. Turns out, tofu's pretty dense. And so are you, for not dodging that. Ouch! Argh!
He collapses on top of you, burying you under a turkey-shaped mountain of bland bean curd. I suppose you could eat your way out, but there are some fates worse than death, my friend. Ow! Oof!
He tries to smack you with a bean curd wing, but you've bean dodging as fast you can.
He shouts, "GOBBLE GOBBLE!" but you decline the offer.
He tries to peck you with his tofu beak, but it just squishes damply against your skin.
He tries to stomp on you with a tofu talon, but you're too talonted at dodging.
You argue that the real Timmy Tofurkey would favor pacifism and nonviolent resistance, or at least a game of Ultimate Frisbee, instead of attacking you. Timmy pauses to ponder the ethical quandary. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: sun-dried tofu (30% chance)* |
Occurs at The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade (with 1-9 turns of In Your Cups).
