Tiny-screwing animelf
| Tiny-screwing animelf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1252 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012) |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | plastic ingot, electrical thingamabob |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a tiny-screwing animelfThis animelf sits at a tiny bench all day long and screws hundreds of tiny screws into hundreds of tiny toys. It's grueling work. Backbreaking work. Very boring work. She's always grateful for a distraction, especially if it involves stabbing someone in the eye with a screwdriver.
Hit Message(s):
She screws your <groin> and your <knee> together. It's not pleasant. Argh! Ouch! Argh!
She drops another screw on the floor and settles for stabbing you with her screwdriver, giving you a phillips wound. Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
Thankfully, she doesn't put any screws in you this round. Unfortunately, she glues your <thigh> and <shins> together with industrial epoxy instead. Argh! Eek! Oof!
She screws a tiny screw into your <lower back>. It's big enough to be painful, small enough to be hard to remove. Oof! Ooh! Ouch!
She manages to screw your mouth and nose shut before you can stop her. You have to borrow a screwdriver from another animelf and spend a frantic few minutes before you can breathe again. Oof! Ow! Ooh!
She tries to screw your <calf> and your <head> together, but her screws are too small to get the job done.
She tries to screw a tiny screw into your <leg>, but drops it. Uh, the screw, not your <leg>.
She tries to put the screws to you, but you tell her to go screw herself.
She drops a screw, then drops her screwdriver, then screams in frustration.
She picks up a bunch of screws but sees they've got some goofy proprietary head on them, so she has to go find a different screwdriver.
not known
 | You acquire an item: plastic ingot (50% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: electrical thingamabob (10.7% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).
Notes
- Names are randomly constructed from words taken from anime titles. In the form of "<first word> <second word> <third word>". The anime are:
- Beat Angels[sic]? Escalayer
- Bodacious Space Pirates
- Card Captor Sakura
- Chrome Shelled Regios
- Devil Hunter Yoko[sic]?
- Dream Eater Merry
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Great Teacher Onizuka
- Gundam Seed Destiny
- Mobile Suit Gundam
- My Neighbour Totoro
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Nurse Witch Komugi
- Peace Maker Kuragane[sic]?
- Revolutionary Girl Utena
- Saber Marionette J
- Samurai Deeper Kyo
- Samurai Pizza Cats
- Serial Experiments Lain
- Ultra Maniac TV[sic]?
- Vampire Hunter D
- Witch Hunter Robin
