Tiny plastic sword
This is a tiny plastic sword, like the ones they use to skewer pieces of fruit to put in elaborate cocktails.
It's also like the ones tiny plastic knights use to slay small plastic dragons.
(Fancy Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: weapon (1-handed sword)
Damage: 1 - 2
Cannot be discardedMoxie +1
(In-game plural: tiny plastic swords)
Obtained From
- Items
- bodyslam
- cherry bomb
- dirty martini
- grogtini
- sangria del diablo
- small Crimbo Pressie
- vesper
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Prize
- The Raffle House
Uses
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- skewered cranberry (No longer exists)
Basic Recipe
The tiny plastic sword was once a major element in cocktailcrafting for those lucky enough (or wealthy enough) to possess one. The TPS was originally obtained randomly from a small Crimbo Pressie (Crimbo 2004), but is now only found in the Mall of Loathing or the trade channel.
Note that TPS drinks no longer offer the best rate of adventures per drunkeness. They are outclassed by easily obtainable items like the bottle of sea wine. On average, a TPS drink will give you 4 adventures per drunk, but perfect ice cube drinks will give you 6.
The table below shows the basic recipe for constructing a tiny plastic sword (or TPS) drink. Note that the adventure/stat gains only apply to the booze drinks, not the mixer or tiny plastic sword.
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Basic Booze 3 Drunk 3 Adventures 0 Substat |
Mixer (x2) 0 Drunk 4.5 Adventures 9 Substat |
tiny plastic sword 3 Drunk 12 Adventures 0 Substat | |||
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Mixed Drink 3 Drunk 7.5 Adventures 9 Substat |
Skewered Mixer 3 Drunk 16.5 Adventures 9 Substat | ||||
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Tiny Plastic Sword Drink 6 Drunk 24 Adventures 18 Substat |
Complete Recipe
The table below shows the complete set of recipes that can be created using a tiny plastic sword.
Stat | Basic Booze 3 Drunk 3 Adv 0 Stat |
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Mixer | ![]() |
Mixed Drink 3 Drunk 5-10 Adv 8-10 Stat |
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Skewered Mixer | ![]() |
TPS Drink 6 Drunk 22-26 Adv 16-20 Stat |
Muscle | bottle of rum | lime | grog | skewered lime | grogtini | ||||
bottle of tequila | lime | tequila with training wheels | skewered lime | bodyslam | |||||
Moxie | bottle of gin | jumbo olive | dry martini | skewered jumbo olive | dirty martini | ||||
bottle of vodka | jumbo olive | dry vodka martini | skewered jumbo olive | vesper | |||||
Mysticality | bottle of whiskey | cherry | old-fashioned | skewered cherry | cherry bomb | ||||
boxed wine | cherry | sangria | skewered cherry | sangria del diablo |
Notes
- This item is reusable. Once a TPS drink is consumed, the sword will return to the equipment inventory section of the drinker. The same applies to when a Spirit Hobo is given a TPS drink, as it will burp up the sword and return it to the player's inventory.
- Contrary to popular rumor, they do not and will not break.
- Despite being equipment, this item can't be pulverized.
- Second prize in The Raffle House on January 12th and 13th of 2008.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: RcGuy10 (#184681) - 34
- 🥈: Taz (#1469200) - 30
- 🥉: Doggie (#565983) - 24
- #4: ShadowsLight (#101130) - 23
- #5: LordGruntsALot (#167626) - 17
- #6: Dread Pirate Roberts1 (#476550) - 16
- #7: Poncho the Sane (#101496) - 13
- #8: BoozerBear (#4576) - 12
- #9: BeefBurglar (#2347), Clubbrz L337 (#188269) - 11
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