Tof0n chow mein

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Tof0n chow mein
Tof0n chow mein

Is there really, at the heart of it, a difference between synthetic pr0n and real pr0n? Both taste good, fill you up, and leave you feeling slightly dirty afterwards. I'd make a comment about the aftertaste, like in the other chow mein descriptions, but we all know that'd go to a bad place pretty quickly.

Type: food
Selling Price: 130 Meat.


(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)

Obtained From

Nowhere, never released

When Consumed

You chow down on the Tof0n chow mein. It's better than the Teflon chow mein you had the other day, but makes you feel a little dirty.
AdventuresYou gain 18-20 Adventures.
You gain 22-24 Muscleboundness.
You gain 20-24 Smarm.
(You gain 4 Fullness.)

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