Topiary gopher
| Topiary gopher | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1710 |
| Locations | The Hedge Maze |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 200 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | plant |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a topiary gopher"I'm telling you," says Frank, "this isn't safe. Go left. Always go left. That way you avoid the topiary gophers."
"What gophers?" you reply. "I don't see any--"
That's when the topiary gopher attacks you.
Hit Message(s):
It burps, and a golf ball flies out and hits you in the face. Ugh! Eek! Eek!
It vanishes into a hole in the ground, then emerges from another one behind you and bites you on the butt. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
It gnaws on your <ear> with its obnoxious little buck teeth. "I told you," says Frank. "I told you this would happen." Ooh! Oof! Eek!
It burps, and a golf ball flies out and hits you in the face. Oof! Eek! Ooh!
It lunges toward you, but Frank manages to distract it.
Instead of attacking you, it runs and grabs coffee for everybody. I guess it's that kind of gopher.
Instead of attacking you, it runs and grabs coffee for everybody. I guess it's that kind of gopher. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hedge Maze.
References
- The fumble message refers to the Office Gofer.
