Topiary kiwi
| Topiary kiwi | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1713 |
| Locations | The Hedge Maze |
| Hit Points | 350 |
| Attack | 350 |
| Defense | 350 |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | plant |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | beak,head,torso,wing |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a topiary kiwiYou stomp down the right path, in spite of Frank's protests.
You make it about 30 feet before you are bowled over by the deafening squawk of a colossal topiary bird as it lands in front of you and stabs its long, pointy beak at you. "Oh boy," says Frank. "This looks really freakin' exciting! Is this the kind of fun exciting party time adventure you had in mind? Hey, at least it's not boring, right?"
"Frank. You're not helping."
Hit Message(s):
It clutches you with a gnarled wooden talon and crushes your <foot>. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
It pierces your <foot>. Luckily, a pierced <foot> is in style now, right? Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ugh!
It pierces your <foot>. Luckily, a pierced <foot> is in style now, right? (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
It plunges its beak at you, but you weave out of the way and avoid it. When fighting a kiwi, the key is to weave.
It waddles toward you, but you easily waddle out of the way.
It waddles toward you, but you easily waddle out of the way. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hedge Maze after going right at Another Day, Another Fork.
