Tormented Baobab
| Tormented Baobab | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1124 |
| Locations | The Clumsiness Grove |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | plant |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | leaf, branch, trunk, root |
| Drops | baobab sap, clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Tormented BaobabIn a box in the ground in the town of Zagrunder
Lies Bartimus Craggin, a full six feet under.
His death has a little to do with a ladder,
A bucket of lard, and a poisonous adder.
The adder was lodged in his second-floor gutter,
The lard was to free it (he ran out of butter).
A slippery rung, a sharp fang, a weak heart,
And down they came: lard, adder, ladder, and Bart.
Hit Message(s):
The tree-bound damned soul of poor Bartimus Craggin
Thoroughly fixes your little red wagon.
You trip on a baobab root and fall down,
The smile on your face quickly turns to a frown.
The baobab hits with a knobbly branch!
Your blood starts to flow in a way hard to stanch.
You trip and you fall, bash your face on its trunk
Are you clumsy yourself, or a little bit drunk?
You get hit with a baobab branch in your crotch,
All-in-all, you would rather be home sipping scotch.
The tree-bound damned soul of poor Bartimus Craggin
Thoroughly fixes your little red wagon.
You almost get tripped by a root, but you don't,
And I won't write a better miss text! No, I won't!
The baobab swings with a branch, but it misses,
You leap back a few feet away and blow kisses.
The baobab lashes at you with a twig,
But it doesn't hurt much. That twig wasn't too big.
The baobab misses with one knobbly branch,
You dodge just as smoothly as buttermilk ranch.
Bartimus Craggin bemoans his damned fate
While you nibble your fingernails idly and wait. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: clumsiness bark (80% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clumsiness bark (2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: baobab sap (2% chance)* |
Notes
- Hit messages at this time are not normally shown while in The Suburbs of Dis due to the poetry scheme overriding them. Messages acquired via copying monster.
Occurs at The Clumsiness Grove.
