Toy soldier

toy soldier

This is a toy soldier not of the dignified, fuzzy-hatted British variety, but of the bitter, drunk Vietnam vet variety.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend... this thing will still keep marching step by step, left right left.

Type: combat item (reusable)
Cannot be discarded

Deals 30-35 Damage (Requires Tequila)
(Not consumed when used)

(In-game plural: toy soldiers)

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Item number: 1397
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Recipe

	2 google eyes	3 wooden blocks
	toy soldier

When used

• With bottle of tequila in inventory:

	The toy soldier grabs a bottle of tequila out of your sack, and downs half of it. Then he stumbles up to your opponent, breaks the bottle against a nearby rock, and stabs him with it for 30-35 damage.

• Without tequila:

	The toy soldier looks around for a bottle of tequila, but can't find one. He stares at you and grumbles before jumping back into your pocket.

Notes

• The bottle of tequila is consumed.

References

• This item's description references the first line of the chorus from the 1969 anti-war song "One Tin Soldier" by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter: "Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend."
• The description also references the first line of the chorus from the 1989 single "Toy Soldiers" by singer Martika (which was also used in the 2004 song "Like Toy Soldiers" by rapper Eminem) : "Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like toy soldiers"

See Also

• Combat Items

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