Toy train

toy train

All abooooaaaaaard! This is a cute little wooden train on a string. It looks like one of the good old toys (never meanin' no harm) -- you know, the ones that were made of heavy, hard, and sharp pieces. Kids these days have it easy. We used to say it wasn't fun and games until someone lost an eye!

It smells vaguely of gravy. Weird.

Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 15
Cannot be discarded

+10% Meat from Monsters

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: toy trains)

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Item number: 1399
Description ID: 956604439
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Recipe

	2 lengths of string	3 wooden blocks	6 toy wheels
	toy train

Notes

• This item has a modern and spooky equivalent.

References

• This item's description parodies the opening lyrics of "The Good Ol' Boys" by Waylon Jennings, which was the theme song from the television series The Dukes of Hazzard: "Just the good ol' boys / Never meanin' no harm ..."
• "It smells vaguely of gravy" refers to the idiomatic expression "gravy train," meaning a money-making endeavor requiring little to no effort; highly appropriate given the item's effect.

See Also

• Meat from Monsters

Collection

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