Travoltron
| Travoltron | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1816 |
| Locations | The Towering Inferno Discotheque |
| Hit Points | 500 |
| Attack | 240 |
| Defense | 180 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% |
| Monster Parts | John Travolta, John Travolta, John Travolta, John Travolta, John Travolta |
| Drops | grease cannon |
| Quest | Saturday Night thermometer |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting TravoltronYou take the elevator to the third floor, which has been taken over by Travoltron.
You'd heard stories about it -- a mysterious robot that combined the smooth moves of a disco star with the street smarts of a New York teen -- but you thought they were just legends. Nobody had seen it in years. But now it's made its comeback, with the addition of some newer and more modern limbs.
Hit Message(s):
"ANGEL KICK!" Travoltron bellows. One of its legs detaches and rockets into the air on shimmering white wings, and punches you in the face.
Travoltron kicks you with a leg that looks like a crappy version of a Klingon wearing a crappy version of a stillsuit. Honestly, it didn't even really need to kick you -- just being near it is punishment enough. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
BLAM. "Oh man!" one of Travoltron's arms says. "I just shot %playername in the face! ...Oh wait, I meant to do that." Ow! Argh! Argh! Oof! Argh!
One of Travoltron's arms shoots you in the skull. "Papa's got a brand new bag!" it exclaims with a wild look in his eyes. "OW!" Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
A hatch opens on Travoltron's chest, and a bucket of pig blood is dumped on you from inside. "NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BOMB NO MORE", it says. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
Travoltron tries to kick you with one of its legs, but the drag from the leg's wings throws off its aim. As the leg passes near you, you notice that it smells oddly of cookies.
One of Travoltron's arms seems about to shoot you, but gets confused as to whether it's supposed to be the sane good guy or the crazy bad guy in this scene.
One of Travoltron's arms complains to you about how someone keyed its car, and you wince sympathetically.
Travoltron's leg is too busy hissing in an "eeevil alien" voice and chewing the scenery to actually kick you.
Travoltron's various limbs stop a moment to check their hair. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Saturday Night thermometer |
 | You acquire an item: grease cannon |
Occurs when going to the third floor at The Towering Inferno Discotheque.
Notes
- Travoltron can be fought even if you are falling-down drunk, as long as you aren't out of adventures.
References
A reference to various John Travolta movies. The original reference is to Saturday Night Fever and Grease, and the four "more modern" limbs refer variously to Michael, Face/Off, Battlefield Earth and Pulp Fiction.
