Tree hugging hippy protestor
| Tree hugging hippy protestor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2066 |
| Locations | A Monorail Station |
| Hit Points | Scales to 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales to Moxie + 6 |
| Defense | Scales to Muscle + 6 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | spirit, butt, empathy, arm, leg |
| Drops | "Remember the Trees" Shirt |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a tree hugging hippy protestorApparently the proposed monorail expansion runs through an old-growth forest and the hippies are not happy. This protestor is prepared to stop you from entering the monorail station, fighting branch and bark if they must!
Hit Message(s):
He whacks you with a hunk of sustainable bamboo. Ugh! Argh! Ow! Ow!
He jiggles around causing a wave of body odor to waft in your direction. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)
He touches you with his unsoaped body. Ooh! Eek! Oof! (stench damage)
He makes a really compelling argument for the trees. You feel bad.
He tries to rub his unsoaped boy[sic]? against you, but you back away.
He sends a wave of body odor in your direction, but you pinch your nose.
He swings a hunk of sustainable bamboo over your head.
The fact that he's printed ten copies of his pro-tree argument on paper, makes it easy to ignore him. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: "Remember the Trees" Shirt (10% chance)* |
Occurs at A Monorail Station.
