Turchucken

turchucken

This is a raw turkey with an entire bottle of wine stuffed into it. People still know about Two-Buck Chuck, right? Although, God, it probably costs like forty bucks now.

Type: booze (awesome)
Potency: 3
Selling Price: 75 Meat.
Effect: Grateful, But Spelled With a Dollar Sign (20 Adventures)+30% Meat from Monsters

(In-game plural: turchuckens)

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Item number: 11750
Description ID: 233388840
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Crimbo... Island?

Crimbo Bar (15 Spirits of Thanksgiving)

When used

You discard the turkey and drink the wine, which is presumably how this is intended to be consumed -- the proof's not high enough to sterilize salmonella.

You gain ? Adventures.

You gain ? Fortitude. You gain ? Magicalness.

You acquire an effect: Grateful, But Spelled With a Dollar Sign (duration: 20 Adventures)

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

History

• Prior to January 8, 2025 (during Crimbo 2024), this was an EPIC-quality booze that gave around 12 adventures, had a potency of 2, and gave 40 adventures of the effect.

Collection

• 🥇: typelogin (#1150309) - 508
• 🥈: Synthetik (#1331850) - 168
• 🥉: Will the Warrior (#738883) - 132
• #4: eXtremist69 (#156530) - 69
• #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 37
• #6: teres Minor (#3552305) - 36
• #7: Fronobulax (#215957) - 29
• #8: sensibleb (#52928) - 25
• #9: Smoking_GNU (#681832), lazy_fire (#1452042) - 21

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