Uncle Crimbo's Trailer
Heya, kid, welcome to CrimboTown! It's going to be an amazing Crimbo this year. After all that kerfluffle with the Animelfs, I decided it'd be better if I could just automate the whole operation and run everything myself. So I stole some of the Animelf tech and started designing robots to churn out the toys. I've got a cool new facility for them, called Kinetic Robots Automated for the Manufacture of Presents with Unique Surprises, or K.R.A.M.P.U.S.! Slick, huh?
There's only one little wrinkle in the whole program, kid. Apparently there's this technologically-advanced race of armored polar bears, the warbears, who roam the world in a flying fortress, looking for signs of advanced technology. When their sensors picked up the K.R.A.M.P.U.S. facility, they parked their Flying Fortress here and--well, they don't call 'em "warbears" because they've come for hugs, you know?
I'm working on a super-secret War Machine that can take them out, but I could really use someone to hold them off while I finish it. And if you find any good tech up there, you can bring it to me and we can build some machines in the K.R.A.M.P.U.S. facility to really give 'em what-for. What do you say, kid?
| Bear Down on Those Bears! |
Great, kid, go get 'em! You might have noticed a giant flying fortress hovering over there in the northeast quadrant. I've put a giant fan down in the snow there, so if you jump high enough, it'll blow you onto the bottom level. Good luck!
Occurs at Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2013) in Crimbo Town (2013) at The Big Mountains.
