Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
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Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
This is a tiny book of financial advice that you're supposed to keep on the back of the toilet. I guess it'd be handy if you were having a dinner party and all of your guests were stockbrokers with dysentery.
Type: potion
Effect: Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! (100 Adventures)+X% Meat from Monsters
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guides)
Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Stores
- Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2011) (30 Candy Credits)
When Used
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You find a comfortable place to sit down, and read through the tiny book. Even though there's only half a sentence on each page, it's full of surprisingly good financial advice! | ||
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References
- Uncle John's Bathroom Readers are a series of books filled with light reading articles, organized by duration of bathroom visit.
- Alan Greenspan is a former Chairman of the Federal Reserve board, the central banking bureau of the United States.
Collection
- 🥇: OMNIsemaj (#402816) - 31,337
- 🥈: Linguinelad (#1260095) - 10,224
- 🥉: Krazy (#1604240) - 10,000
- #4: romanlv (#1305362) - 6,000
- #5: jenrose (#1342093) - 5,393
- #6: FryingBirran (#1543480) - 5,000
- #7: Casteel (#1305144) - 4,035
- #8: AtlanteanScion (#1589296), jUg Or nOt (#401520) - 4,000
- #10: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 3,676
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