Unhinged survivor
| Unhinged survivor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1084 |
| Locations | Domed City of Grimacia |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 5 (cap 300) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 5 (cap 300) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I, elven squeeze, elven hardtack, Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an unhinged survivorSomething's just not quite right about this elf. He smiles and shakes your hand when you meet him, but his grin just gets wider and wider as his eyes glaze over. Then he gleefully shouts, "Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the moons!" and starts waving a ray-gun in your face.
Hit Message(s):
He stabs you in the <skull>, whistling a jaunty tune while he does so. Ooh! Oof!
He tells you a joke about alien strippers, and kicks you in the groin as the punchline. Ooh! Ugh!
He giggles maniacally as he slaps you back and forth across the face. Ooh! Oof!
He tries to end it all by shooting himself, but misses and tags you in the <skull> instead. Argh! Ooh!
He leaps up one of the ruined buildings nearby and knocks a chunk down on top of you. After it squishes you, he shouts, "Look out below!" and laughs until his sides ache. Ouch! Argh!
He plays a little elven roulette with his ray-gun.
He sits in a corner and rocks back and forth, giggling to himself.
He twirls a knife on the tip of his finger and whistles a jaunty tune
He sits in a corner polishing his ray-gun and twitching.
He says, "hold on, give me a minute to get crazy again," and paces around trying to get back into character. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven squeeze (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven hardtack (25% chance)* |
Occurs at Domed City of Grimacia.
