Uppercase Q

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Uppercase Q You're fighting an Uppercase Q

You descend the slant of the greater-than sign and encounter an upper-case Q. It slowly swivels toward you as it hears you approach.

Hit Message(s):

It falls over on you, crushing your <groin>. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Argh!

It alters the fundamental nature of reality and moves you to a parallel dimension where you get punched in the face. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It leaps onto you and begins spinning around you like a hula hoop, except that hula hoops don't have little sharp knobs in them that repeatedly gouge your flesh. Most hula hoops, at least. Ooh! Eek! Ow! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It moves toward you to attack, but you make it get in line.

It leaps toward you, but you dive through the hole in the center of it and avoid harm.

Fumble Message:

It leans toward you, but falls over and ends up rattling around like a really irregularly-shaped manhole cover. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat


You acquire an item: right parenthesis
You acquire an item: left parenthesis
You gain 15.25 <substat>.

Occurs in The Enormous Greater-Than Sign

Notes

References

  • "You make it get in line" refers to a queue, meaning the line you get in while waiting for your turn (at the bank, at the fair, etc.). This term also works in programming, where you can stack variables to deal with them one at a time in the order they were put into the queue.