User:A Naked Jew

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A Naked Jew is a 22-year-old (as of October 26, 2008) KoL player who is indeed Jewish and is indeed often in the nude.

He was the first to zap a lucky Tam O'Shanter into a lucky Tam O'Shatner. Additionally, he was the first to suggest the name "Hobopolis," in a message read on a Jick and Skully radio show.

Two pictures of him are linked in his profile; one in the "Website" field and one reachable by clicking the Polaroid image to see his KoL Player-Pics page.

He frequents the chat channel "games" and is active therein. On occasion, ANJ creates images of custom items (fake ones) for people. These can be viewed here.

His name is Michael and he lives in New Jersey, but is usually online in New York City, where he attends Yeshiva University.

He has interviewed 4 of the Asymmetric staff members and written an article arising from those interviews as well as other KOL experiences; more information here.

A Naked Jew created and maintains The Jick-Quotes Page. This page is currently inert and lacking updates because ANJ is lazy.

He is the author of a parody of Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends," entitled Wake Me Up When the Gray Plague Ends and a Crimbo-season poem called Jick and A Naked Jew Celebrate Crimbo.

You can listen to A Naked Jew sing the aforementioned Gray Plague Song, slightly off-key, on a crappy mic, and (at the request of Kederaveth/Tiny Dinosaur) in a fake country twang, written and performed by him.

You can listen to A Naked Jew sing The KoL Blues, written and performed by him.

A Naked Jew collects golden twigs.