User:AminRa
Round 4
You toss the broken brick on the ground at your opponent's feet next to the others.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 3155 damage.
It tries to spear you with a talon, but you're talented at dodging talons.
Round 5
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 109123 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 3400 damage.
It pecks on the ground for grain. Wow, that's the second biggest pecker you've ever seen!
Round 6
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 87950 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 3011 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 5 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 3 damage to your opponent.
It stomps you with one gigantic foot. Man, it doesn't act like the other chickens do, that's for sure. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
You lose 2,774 hit points.
Round 7
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 86738 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2486 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 5 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 3 damage to your opponent.
It spears your torso with one of its talented talons. Heh, it's not often you hear "spears" and "talented" in the same sentence. . . Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
You lose 2,368 hit points.
Round 8
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 69930 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 3141 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 2 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 3 damage to your opponent.
It spears your torso with one of its talented talons. Heh, it's not often you hear "spears" and "talented" in the same sentence. . . Argh! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Oof! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ugh!
You lose 1,917 hit points.
Round 9
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 68884 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2819 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 4 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
It roars a deafening "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" Your eardrums bleed. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Argh!
You lose 3,000 hit points.
Round 10
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 55451 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2934 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 5 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 3 damage to your opponent.
It clucks a deafening cluck, ruffles its feathers, and drops a giant plastic egg onto you. It's a little bit gross, and a lot bit painful. Ow! Eek! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
You lose 510 hit points. (sleaze damage)
Round 11
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 54573 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2778 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
It roars a deafening "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" Your eardrums bleed. Argh! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ow! Ow!
You lose 1,937 hit points.
Round 12
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 43876 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 3155 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 5 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 3 damage to your opponent.
It clucks a deafening cluck, ruffles its feathers, and drops a giant plastic egg onto you. It's a little bit gross, and a lot bit painful. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Argh!
You lose 104 hit points. (sleaze damage)
Round 13
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 39172 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2920 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 3 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
It pecks you with its giant plastic beak. It's equally as effective as a beak made out of whatever beaks are normally made out of. Eek! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Oof!
You lose 1,706 hit points.
Round 14
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 34962 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2770 damage.
It tries to stomp you, but like Ultralord, you're not afraid of chickens.
Round 15
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 34308 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 3059 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 4 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 2 damage to your opponent.
It spears your torso with one of its talented talons. Heh, it's not often you hear "spears" and "talented" in the same sentence. . . Eek! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
You lose 1,549 hit points.
Round 16
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 27452 damage.
Your opponent steps on the broken BRICKOs, taking 2884 damage.
Your Jalapeño Saucesphere deals 1 damage to your opponent.
Your layer of scarysauce deals 3 damage to your opponent.
Your Jabañero Saucesphere deals 3 damage to your opponent.
It stomps you with one gigantic foot. Man, it doesn't act like the other chickens do, that's for sure. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Argh! Ooh!
You lose 1,979 hit points.
Round 17
You click the brick into place in front of your opponents' eyes.
Round 18
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 24417 damage.
The black brick prevents your opponent from seeing you.
Round 19
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 21976 damage.
The black brick prevents your opponent from seeing you.
Round 20
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 19778 damage.
Your opponent finally manages to dislodge the black brick.
Round 21
You click the brick into place in front of your opponents' eyes.
Round 22
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 17800 damage.
The black brick prevents your opponent from seeing you.
Round 23
You snap the green brick into place on top of your opponent. The poison seeps into the rest of it, dealing 16020 damage.
The black brick prevents your opponent from seeing you.
Round 24
You snap the reactor onto the top of your opponent and give it a good kick. You dive for cover as it overloads and explodes, dealing 37846 damage and sending heaps of charred bricks flying in every direction.
The black brick prevents your opponent from seeing you.
Round 25
You snap the reactor onto the top of your opponent and give it a good kick. You dive for cover as it overloads and explodes, dealing 22337 damage and sending heaps of charred bricks flying in every direction.
Your opponent finally manages to dislodge the black brick.
Round 26
You snap the reactor onto the top of your opponent and give it a good kick. You dive for cover as it overloads and explodes, dealing 84003 damage and sending heaps of charred bricks flying in every direction.
You win the fight!
You turn Tot's crank for a while.
Tot gains a pound!
You burp, and it tastes like snowcone. Refreshing!
You gain 20 hit points.
You gain 20 Mana Points.
You acquire an item: BRICKO egg
You gain 57 Strengthliness.
You gain 168 Mysteriousness.
You gain 62 Smarm.
