User:Archmage Warlic
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The Archmage of Lore on his vacation to the Kingdom of Loathing.
Greetings and salutations, ladies and gentlemen... and you hardcore gamers. The Saucerin' Archmage is here. Proud to be a Sauceror in KoL, Archmage Warlic is constantly seeking chances to zap the monsters' bum with a bolt of lightning. "What about monsters that have no bums?", you ask? Well, I'll just zap the tails, the maxillary central incisors... or any other body parts you can think of.
He's currently on a platonic relationship with the Guardian of Time, though. He rushes to burn of his remaining turns almost every single day, and finds Mafia does little to help.
