User:Bikke the Pirate
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Bikke is a good-natured yet closeted evil genius who first entered the Kingdom several years ago. However, he got bored and eventually dropped from existence. Later ressurrected as a nearly-identical Bikke the Pirate, he's found purpose and enjoyment with his mates over at the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan.
On a sidenote, Bikke the Pirate does a very poor job of speaking about himself, including in the third person.