User:Ch33se

ch33se (#590696)

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8662/newonese3.gif "Think, Frozen"

Account Created: August 03, 2005

Current clan: theclanniestclaninthewholeclannyworld

Previous clans:

Tofu Terrorists

Cult of the Upside Down A

He has acsended 18 times each time under a moxious star sign and boozetafarian, (apart from that time that he didn't)

Achievements

Ch33se is two years old.

Ch33se has proven himself literate.

Ch33se has completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.

Ch33se has unlocked 48 tattoos.

Ch33se has earned 9 trophies.

Ch33se has collected 23 familiars.

Collector Score 48 tattoos + 9 trophies + 22 familiars = collector score: 79

(Familiar count does not include the reassembled blackbird.)

Ch33se has discovered the The Hidden Temple.

Ch33se has built his own Bitchin' Meat Car.

Ch33se saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.

Ch33se has been inoculated against the Grey Plague.

Ch33se delved 78 floor(s) into the basement over his entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented :(

According to the BarKol Test he is a boaster, just like Bashy!

His favorite food is urinal cakes which he has consumed: 777

His favorite booze is fine wine which he has consumed: 668

Has played for over 1000 days

Owns a shop in the mall called: Some Little Shop at the End of the Frog and Toad.

Owns a display case [1] in the Cannon Museum.

He is not famous (but would like to be).

In his spare time Ch33se likes to make non-moving avatars (because he is not 1337 enough to make moving ones) for anyone impaticular.

Random Stuff

The Clan contest for NS13 that Ch33se entered was cancelled, well it wasn't actually but Ch33ses real life creator went on holiday just before the competition. This not only meant that it was very annoying for all his clan but Ch33se is now very confused about NS13 and all the crazy stuff that has happened.

If you're rich and/or famous on kol he has probably look at your acount at least twice and gone and become emo for about 0.27 seconds

He's been around through a bit not like the yetis or anything but definetly when time stopped. A group of people from his school made a clan, The Tofu Terroists and made a huge scam act with all their "friends" from their school, some of the members of the clan were Karahu (the leader), Eoj, Sniff and a few others. They made about 30mil in total (well ok only 10mil but 30 sounds better). This all happened ages ago and now thinking back you start to wonder "were'd all that meat go?".

Multis

Ch33se has had many multis but has not taken great care of them, the ones he can remember were:

Ch44se was his brother but he gave up, now Ch44se owns a clan (A Clan For Me), is level 20-something, is happy to buff you and is still active (suprisingly).

Deanus inactive

Ascension (revamped)

#	Class	Sign	Days	Turns	Path	Skill	Level	Notes
1	Disco Bandit	(none)	381	14144	(none)	Advanced Cocktailcrafting	15
2	Accordion Thief	Blender	269	8999	Boozetafarian	Torso Awaregness	15
3	Disco Bandit	Wombat	22	1670	Boozetafarian	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	11
4	Accordion Thief	Wombat	16	1572	Boozetafarian	Ode to Booze	12
5	Seal Clubber	Packrat	116	3013	Boozetafarian	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	13
6	Turtle Tamer	Packrat	29	3052	Boozetafarian	Tao of the Terrapin	15
7	Seal Clubber	Blender	22	2230	Boozetafarian	Tongue of the Walrus	14
8	Turtle Tamer	Blender	20	2169	Boozetafarian	Shieldbutt	14
9	Disco Bandit	Blender	34	2526	Boozetafarian	Mad Looting Skillz	15
10	Seal Clubber	Packrat	26	2287	Boozetafarian	Pulverize	15
11	Turtle Tamer	Mongoose	60	2546	Hardcore Oxygenarian	Amphibian Sympathy	13	Eeek! Hardcore!
12	Pastamancer	Wombat	14	1351	Boozetafarian	Cannelloni Cocoon	13	Ooh first Myst run!
13	Disco Bandit	Packrat	14	1260	Boozetafarian	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	13
14	Sauceror	Wombat	12	1477	Boozetafarian	Immaculate Seasoning	14	Missed one or two days
15	Turtle Tamer	Blender	10	1322	Boozetafarian	Empathy	14	Forgot to purchase Hero of the Halfshell, the entire reason he got to lvl 14
16	Accordion Thief	Packrat	72	1705	Boozetafarian	Urk's ukreails thingamigig	15	Went of KOL for a while then came back, used alot of pointless adventures n stuff getting duct tape and bounty bounty.
17	Pastamancer	Packrat	10	1246	Boozetafarian	spirit of rigatoni	13	Fastest run yet turns wise
18	Turtle Tamer	Wombat	13	1291	Boozetafarian	That level 14 one...	14	Only 45 turns slower than my previous run and went a whole level higher.

Unfortunately ch33se has a life outside KOL and has never managed a succesful fast run without something in the real life getting in his way. He also is not rich enough to purchase the most expensive items but is working on a laid back type of ascension which he calls a LPD, it stands for "level per day" and basically works on the easiest and cheapest way to get to a certain level on average, per day. What I'm basically trying to say is get to level 13 in 13 days without spending over a mil meat and it being as easy as possible. (Or lvl 30 in 30 days) and so forth These also include being able to miss days and still be fine off.

Ascension Skill Plan

Everything is sooo out of date. *sigh* 1. Advanced Cocktailcrafting
2. Torso Awaregness
3. Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
4. The Ode to Booze
5. Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
6. Tao of the Terrapin
7. Tongue of the Walrus
8. Shieldbutt
9. Mad Looting Skillz
10. Pulverize
11. Amphibian Sympathy(H)
12. Cannelloni Cocoon
13. Ambidextrous Funkslinging
14. Immaculate Seasoning
15. Empathy of the Newt
16. Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
17. Spirit of Rigatoni
18. Hero of the Half-Shell
19. Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
20. Advanced Saucecrafting(H)
21. Smooth Movement current
22. Stream of sauce?

Stream of Sauce S Leash of Linguini PM Pastamastery HC PM Nimble Fingers DB Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric AT Jingle Bells TT Cringle's Curative Carol AT The Sonata of Sneakiness AT Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation AT Candyblast Surge of Icing The Moxious Madrigal Moxie of the Mariachi Transcendental Noodlecraft The Way of Sauce

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--Cheese 05:36, 10 September 2008 (UTC)