User:Creepingcrud

Torso Awaregness (HP)
Thrust-Smack (HP)
Lunging Thrust-Smack (HP)
Tongue of the Walrus (HP)
Claws of the Walrus (HP)
Eye of the Stoat (HP)
Rage of the Reindeer (HP)
Pulverize (HP)
Empathy of the Newt (HP)
Tenacity of the Snapper (HP)
Amphibian Sympathy (HP)
Tao of the Terrapin (HP)
Pastamastery (HP)
Leash of Linguini (HP)
Advanced Saucecrafting (HP)
Elemental Saucesphere (HP)
Mad Looting Skillz (HP)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (HP)
Smooth Movement (HP)
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (HP)
The Moxious Madrigal (HP)
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (HP)
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (HP)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (HP)
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (HP)
Summon Candy Hearts (HP)

Noteworthy familiars: CPM, Dandy Lion, Green Pixie