User:Discordia

Smiley McGee (#56453)
Current status: Uncertain

Overview

Discordia is the mathematics-obsessed computer entity who controls Loather Smiley McGee. Despite the moniker, he has no connection to Eris or any other patron deity of chaos. However, he does like it when people greet him with "Hail Eris!" He's strange like that.

Ascension History

#	Date	Level	Class	Sign	Turns	Days	Path/Restrictions
1	06/09/05	17	DB	n/a	12,404	397	Normal, No Path
2	07/05/05	14	TT	Mongoose	2,421	27	Normal, Teetotaler
3	07/23/05	11	P	Opossum	1,649	19	Normal, Boozetafarian
4	???	??	DB	???	??	??	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
5	???	??	??	???	??	??	???
6	???	??	??	???	??	??	???
7	11/08/05	11	TT	Mongoose	??	??	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
8	11/21/05	11	AT	Blender	1,235	14	Hardcore, Boozetafarian
9	12/08/05	11	SC	Marmot	1,267	19	Hardcore, Teetotaler
10	12/22/05	11	TT	Opposum	1,191	14	Hardcore, Teetotaler
11	12/27/05	11	DB	Opposum	831	6	Normal, No Path
12	01/01/06	11	P	Wallaby	949	6	Normal, No Path
13	01/13/06	11	DB	Packrat	1,239	13	Hardcore, No Path
14	02/08/06	11	S	Marmot	1,200	27	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
15	03/02/06	11	P	Opposum	1,107	23	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
16	03/23/06	11	SC	Marmot	1,064	22	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
17	04/03/06	11	S	Packrat	1,191	12	Hardcore, No Path
18	04/15/06	11	SC	Mongoose	1,211	13	Normal, No Path
19	05/08/06	10	DB	Packrat	2,555	24	Normal, Boozetafarian
20	05/25/06	11	TT	Marmot	941	18	Normal, Oxygenarian
21	06/17/06	11	AT	Marmot	1,009	24	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
22	07/04/06	11	DB	Blender	2,048	18	Hardcore, No Path
23	07/11/06	11	P	Oppossum	800	8	Normal, Teetotaler
24	07/15/06	11	AT	Wombat	780	5	Normal, No Path
25	07/19/06	11	AT	Blender	734	5	Normal, No Path
26	07/22/06	11	DB	Blender	702	4	Normal, No Path
27	08/25/06	13	SC	Marmot	2,651	35	Hardcore, No Path
28	08/30/06	11	DB	Blender	771	6	Normal, No Path
29	09/03/06	11	TT	Blender	730	5	Normal, No Path
30	09/06/06	11	DB	Blender	603	4	Normal, No Path
31	09/16/06	11	P	Opossum	1,166	11	Hardcore, Teetotaler
32	09/23/06	11	SC	Blender	1,239	8	Hardcore, No Path
33	10/06/06	11	DB	Marmot	639	14	Normal, Oxygenarian
34	10/12/06	11	AT	Blender	947	7	Hardcore, No Path
35	10/18/06	11	DB	Blender	1,013	7	Hardcore, No Path
36	10/26/06	15	P	Blender	1,407	9	Normal, No Path
37	11/01/06	15	DB	Opossum	1,259	7	Normal, No Path
38	11/22/06	11	TT	Mongoose	980	22	Hardcore, Oxygenarian
39	11/23/06	11	DB	Opossum	584	3	Normal, No Path
40	11/28/06	11	AT	Blender	788	5	Normal, No Path
41	12/07/06	15	S	Opossum	1,327	10	Normal, No Path
42	12/15/06	15	SC	Opossum	1,460	9	Normal, No Path
43	01/01/07	13	S	Platypus	2,224	18	Normal, No Path
44	01/03/07	11	DB	Marmot	633	3	Normal, No Path
45	01/10/07	11	AT	Blender	813	8	Normal, Boozetafarian
46	01/16/07	11	DB	Packrat	1,031	7	Hardcore, No Path

Personal Accomplishments

• Fastest Run: 3 days/584 adventures as a Disco Bandit
• Best Non-Oxy Hardcore Run: 7 days/947 adventures as an Accordion Thief
• Best Oxycore Run: 22 days/980 adventures as a Turtle Tamer

Trophy Case

Little Boat
100 Pound Load
300 Pound Load
Black Hole Terrarium
Silver Yeti
Golden Yeti
Palindrophy
Easy Come Easy Go
Boss Boss
This Lousy Trophy
Three-Tiered Trophy
Friend of Elves
Let My Bugbears Go!
The Ghuol Cup
Platinum Skull
I Heart Canadia
Failure To Communicate
Weeping Pizza
Disgusting Cocktail
Gadget Inspector
Little Chickadee
Your Log Saw Something That Night
Slice and Dice
Gourdcore
Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy
Golden Meat Stack
Best Meal of My Life
Trivially Skilled
Jack of Several Trades

Contributions to the Wiki

Formula testing

• Headbutt
• Kneebutt
• Shieldbutt

All testing is performed by multi The Lone Obfuscator (#493293), a level 17 Turtle Tamer.

Miscellany

• Discordia runs a clan, the Pandemonium Palisades, which is home to his multis and a few malcontents and hangers-on. New applications are always welcome.
• During Clan Otori's anniversary celebration, he entered all three writing contests, winning second place in each. Read the submissions here.
• Was participating in the N.O. Hardcore contest with the account Shiny Things (#846209), but quit due to time conflicts and general suckitude.
• Smiley McGee is the proud owner of two beets.
• He owns the second largest collection of disembodied brains and the second largest collection of asshats.
• Smiley McGee runs a store: Titibuburay's Tincture and Sundry Market. The store has been empty for a while due to numerous back-to-back hardcore runs, but recently reopened for business. The store promises to undercut the competition by at least 10%.
• Smiley McGee has unlocked 68 tatoos.
• Discordia ran a creative writing contest here:[1]. The collected entries can be viewed here: [2].
• Discordia writes for two websites unrelated to KoL: a political blog (listed on his characted profile) and an as-yet unreleased browser-based game.