User:Equestrian/Mafia/Elite Penguin Security Guard
You accidentally bump into a penguin.. but not just any penguin. It appears that he is an Elite Penguin Security Guard.. and he's growling at you. That's right, this guard is so elite that he growls. He probably flies, too, which reminds me: it would probably be a good idea for you to fly, fly away right about now.
Hit Message(s):
He takes out his rhaser staff and razes your knee. It's much more effective than breaking it. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Argh!
He blasts your eye out. Literally. Your eye rolls out of its socket. It sort of hurts. Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!
He walks over and breaks your back with his rhaser staff. Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
He takes out three rhaser staffs and whirls them around in a complicated fashion. He then proceeds to break both your knees and blast off your right ear. You'd think that this would hurt a lot. It does. Ugh! Oof! Eek! Eek! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
He attempts to raze you with his rhaser staff, but the beam goes right through you. That's probably because there's no such thing as spatial energy, which the staff uses.
Fumble Message:
The guard twirls his staff around in an overly complex manner, but gets tangled up and ends blasting out his own eye.
Special Move:
no
 | You gain 200−5,000 Meat. |
| http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t148/e_____e/Crimbo%20Mafia/RhaserStaff.jpg You acquire an item: rhaser staff (80% chance)* |
| http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t148/e_____e/Crimbo%20Mafia/RhaserStaff.jpg You acquire an item: rhaser staff (5% chance)* |
Notes
- Substat gains vary with player level.
- When the guard fumbles, he takes damage equivalent to 25% of his maximum health.
