User:Ersatzhiphop
I am Ersatzhiphop, both here and in the Kingdom.
Elsewhere on the Interweb, I am (and long ago in the Kingdom I was) Cap'n Ed.
The Capn_Ed KOL user got baleeted when I failed to log in for like a year. I created a new character (Ersatzhiphop) in the summer of 2005 because a friend who is also a KOLer hinted that the long-awaited Ascension was finally coming down the pipe. (Turns out he was right.)
Ersatzhiphop the KOL persona began life as a Disco Bandit, hence the name. (BTW, that name is hi-larious. If you don't get it, look up the word "ersatz". Dictionarys are for more than just smacking down Lamz0r N00bs.)
I ascended for the first time on about August 5th, 2005, to become a Hardcore Oxygenarian Sauceror.
On White Wednesday, I lost every item I had in Hagnk's, including an extensive collection of Disco Bandit booze, and a ton of key lime pies.
I ascended for the second time on January 1st, 2006, to become a Hardcore Oxygenarian Turtle Tamer. On February 17th, 2006, I made my third ascension, this time as a Hardcore Oxygenarian Disco Bandit. I have done a Hardcore Oxygenarian run as a Pastamancer and an Accordian Thief, and I am currently a level 10 HCO Seal Clubber.
My KoL Goals:
- Get every trophy that is still attainable (alas, I missed out on the Yeti trophies and I wasn't logged on for the No Pants trophy, but I can get every other one eventually, if the Festive Dismemberment trophy works next year..)
- Get as many tattoos as I can (all but the customs, and maybe the Old Skool Crimbo tats).
- Get one of all the Hardcore Oxygenarian and Hardcore ascension rewards (the Plexiglass and Stainless Steel items).
- Get one of all the Mind-Control Device items.
- Get one of every familiar that is still attainable (ignoring the Mr. Store familiars).
These goals will require at least 6 Hardcore Oxygenarian ascensions, a Hardcore Boozetafarian ascension, a Hardcore Teetotaler ascension, 4 regular Hardcore ascensions, and a dozen normal ascensions.
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