User:Geenius

Geenius (#133754) is a dilettantish player who doesn't know enough about the game mechanics to be a true spade; doesn't have enough trophies, familiars or rares to be a true diamond; isn't popular enough to be a true heart; and doesn't PvP at all. He does, however, know how to edit wiki pages.

On April 21, 2007, Geenius became the first KOL player to fold 1,000 makeshift cranes. On May 12, he completed a Chicago-style hardcore run. On June 5, he completed a skyclad hardcore run.

Geenius's name comes from his sixth-grade "group guidance" class, in which he was instructed to make a sign for his room informing others that he was studying and not to be bothered. He made a sign that read, "Do Not Disterb -- Geenius at Wurk"; his teacher, failing to realize that he was joking, returned it to him with all the spelling "errors" corrected in red pen. He carries the grudge to this day.

Geenius began the game as a Pastamancer but adopted Sauceror as his "home base" class when it was pointed out to him that his player number, #133754, can be read as "LEET SA."

Geenius is an English teacher in real life, and he collects feces of etymology in his Display Case. His affinity for this particular item is the reason for its inclusion in his custom avatar. Because he is also a teetotaler in real life, he almost always chooses the Teetotaler path on his hardcore runs.

Geenius is a member of the small but mighty University of Loathing Research Institute clan, which took him in after he left Clan 3WA.

References

• Geenius's El Vibrato Megadrone familiar is named KROKUZ BEHOFUSTA TAHOPACHO ZAKNO. In El Vibrato language, this means "Organic Environment Preservation Union," a reference to the Kinks album Village Green Preservation Society.
• Geenius's Origami Towel Crane familiar is named Oshiborizuru. This is a portmanteau of oshibori (a moistened hand towel) and orizuru (folded paper crane).
• Geenius's Llama Lama familiar is named Lady Lucy Dada. This is a pun on la dilucidada, "the enlightened."