User:James1011R

Hello. You are at my userpage.

I am James1011R, just another guy.

Your reward for finding my page is a funny list.

Signs you have been playing too much KoL

• You refuse to drink beer (unless it is pumpkin beer) because it's crappy.
• You consider a martini with a little paper umbrella a fruity girl drink.
• Your excuse for failing to wear a shirt is "I don't have Torso Awaregness"
• You refuse to go scuba diving because "I'm not that powerful!"
• You don't like to shop at markets because they sell n00by stuff.
• You think eating food and drinking booze will allow you to get more in your day.
• You consider musical instruments weapons.
• You think suntan lotion is only for cool factor.
• You can't wear your sexy new pants because you are not cool enough.
• You can't wear your sexy new shirt because you are not strong enough.
• You think wearing an accessory actually requires knowledge.
• You have a compulsion to buy things in batches of 11.
• You think the mall sells everything.
• You call Christmas "Crimbo"
• New Years Day is a magical time for you.
• You say putting ice cubes in booze makes it better.
• You think a forest is less dangerous than the other side of the border.
• You are actually trying to figure out what a "scrumptious reagent" is.
• The homeless district of a city is referred by you as "Hobopolis" and you also say they have top-notch stuff.
• You call your pets "familiars"
• You think pasta is made from magic.
• Plexiglass is valuable to you
• Your excuse for not dancing right is "I'm not the right class!"
• You don't drink Gatorade because you think it's bad for your spleen
• You think you can't talk until you can read.