User:Lord Mellman
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It is I: Lord Mellman!!
Women want to be near me because of my manly musk.
Men want to devour my still-beating heart to gain my strength.
I am a God among men, the creator of The Sandwich, and the sole proprietor of Mellman's Holistic Healing and Tax Preparation: Home of Taxupuncture!
We use crystal-studded needles to get you the biggest possible refund!!
--Lord Mellman 22:45, 13 December 2011 (CET)
