User:MallaLubba

MallaLubba (#1071215) is the current leader of a small clan known as The Thesauri. He is definitely not a club and ranked about even at being a heart, a spade, and a diamond on The BarKoL Test. Although, he is known and knows very few people in the community, is not talented enough to be able to spade out the game, and is no where near rich enough to be considered a true diamond.

He is also just beginning to assemble a user page in The KoL Wiki.
It is doubtful that anyone cares.

Semantic Breeches

I would like to submit for your recognition my new/old pant idea: The concept here is to take a bunch of in-game pieces to compile new content. Therefore requiring a smaller effort for implementation.

= Sticky meat pants + Facsimile Dictionary

Type: pants
Power: 120
Moxie Required: 45
Selling Price: 250 Meat
Enchantment: +7 Myst

"If jodhpurs were pantaloons, this garment might be knickerbockers. The arrangement of the threads dictate a supposed placement for those who subscribe to society's accepted truths. You could try to decide for yourself but you won't."

This new item would then create an outfit around the Facsimile Dictionary: Outfit = Semantic Breeches, Fez of Etymology, and Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions. The name of the new outfit would be "Lexicon Livery." I envision the tattoo for the outfit to be similar to the book at the top of the The Butler Did It trophy.
The effect of outfit is permanent WANG.