User:Matt is me

I started my KoL journey on July 15th, 2005. I was a pastamancer, because I like magic. Funny how I dread being a pastamancer now. I like seal clubber and disco bandit mostly.

Some fun facts about me:

-After my virgin ascension, I accidentally didn't perm a skill. oops.

-On Febuary 14th, 2006, someone lent me their Crimbo duds for a tattoo, thus reducing the number of outfits I needed to 1.

-On March 2nd, 2006, I got the last tattoo, the radio tattoo, from none other than Mr. Skullhead, thus finishing my collection of outfit tattoos (at least temporarily).

-At some point early in the raffle house's career, I won a pair of Grimicite Goggles, which I sold to Werebear for a baio and hockey stick, which I sold for about 300 million meat.

-On August 23rd, 2006, I accidently bought 141,228 raffle tickets. I quickly tried to MMG the meat I lost there back and lost even more, bringing me down to 50 million. I lost the raffle.

-Over the next few days, I MMGed back up to about 70 million, but then had a bad streak and lost EVERYTHING. Ah well, I had fun.

-After their dooooooooom 2 riddle contest, I became an official Arrogant Bastard. My old clan sucked.

-I attended KoL Con IV in September of '07. Good times them.

-A tattoo collector is me! I currently have ALL 79 outfit tattoos, ALL 20 class related tattoos, ALL 12 HC roman numerals, ALL 12 SC roman numerals, ALL 3 path related tattoos, and ALL 11 other tattoos. That's 137/137!