User:MisterRussia
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http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/2347/misterrussiapb8.gif You're fighting MisterRussia
A towering man stands before you. He's the ultimante Rebel, and a master of Coconut-Fu. He is so powerful, he roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the head, and stole all his moves. And his beard, just because.
He thwomps you in the <shins> with his big, round, furry nuts. COCO-nuts, that is. Eek! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
He roundhouse kicks you in the <shins>. Kinda like Chuck Norris, but with more cool and less gay jokes. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
He tries to hit you with his nuts, but you threaten to tell the KGB about his wealth, and he runs away.
He swings his foot at you, but you easily dodge and force him to hit his own ass. How sad...
You gain 1000000-2500000 Meat.
 | You acquire an item: Resistance Coconut (.0001% chance) |
 | You acquire an item: Chuck Norris's Back hair (30.8% chance) |
You gain 18000-21000 <substat>.
Accomplishments
Ascensions
- Normal
- 2 No Path
- Turtle Tamer - Apathy
- Pastamancer - Advanced Pastacrafting
- 0 Teetotaler
- 1 Boozetafarian
- Disco Bandit - Advanced Coctailcrafting
- 0 Oxygenarian
- 2 No Path
- Hardcore
- 0 No Path
- 0 Teetotaler
- 0 Boozerafarian
- 0 Oxygenarian
Clan
| Proud member of The Coconut Resistance |
Rares Located
- Incredibly Dense Meat Gem
- 0 Found
- Hypnodisk
- 0 Found
- Was once given one by Skooby in /games. Sold for 25 Million Meat.
- 0 Found
- Talisman Of Baio
- 0 Found
- Crazy Bastard Sword
- 0 Found
- Hockey Stick Of Furious Angry Rage
- 0 Found
