User:MrPresident
Don't touch my bike if you value your life!
An idiot is you if you do 
 | An idiot is you if you do |  |
Hello, Kingdom citizen! You've wisely come across my user page. I, of course, am the one and only MrPresident. I started playing KoL on February 2, 2005 and have been a steady player since. I've ascended in all six classes of character. I was a level 21 Pastamancer before I ascended for the first time. I'm currently leveling up in different classes, gaining numerous skills. I was an administrator in my clan, Drunken Debauchery. My clan leader Auggie (#194979) gave me leadership of the clan on 7-21-05. I think my clan is awesome!
My wife's character is MrsPresident (#800077). Check out her display case for more of my collections.
My store name is The President's Cabinet. I specialize in clockwork bartenders and clockwork chefs. I also sell the regular bartenders/chefs, but the real money is in the clockwork items!! You'll sometimes see other regular items for sale there, but that's just me clearing out my inventory of stuff I've picked up as I kick monster-ass!!
This is my store clerk. I just call him "Chief of Staff". Don't piss him off or he'll kick you in the giblets. From what I've been told, being kicked in the giblets is NOT a pleasant experience. Hell, I don't know, I might like it! Anyway, he does a great job of throwing out shoplifters and those who try to give me those damn 2-for-1 coupons!!
I've made a pretty good living from my store. I'm really proud of the trusted reputation I've made in the Trade channel.
You can see a pic of the real me here. The bike is a 2008 Harley-Davidson Street Glide
These are my player facts as of December 17, 2011:
- Meat count: 216,685,801 - yes, I'm a multi-millionaire!
- Clan leader for Drunken Debauchery.
- 81 tattoos unlocked, 72 trophies earned, 66 familiars collected.
- I have been inoculated against the Grey Plague, and have spent 101 Adventures gazing at the stars.
- I'm the proud owner of a variety of rare items such as the Hypnodisk and Incredibly Dense Meat Gem; just to name a couple.
- I own all four of the rare Tiny Plastic Series 1 figurines (Boris, Jarlsberg, Sneaky Pete, Susie). I also own all five of the rare Tiny Plastic Series 2 figurines.
- I have a number of great items in my Display Case, including a shelf dedicated to my wife of 21 years.
- Did I mention that I also have a large number of Mr.Store items? Well, I do. (see my display case)
 | I've made it a project to keep an impressive Display Case and Trophy collection. I don't really care that other players say negative things about these two areas. I think a knowledgeable player should show what he/she is made of! |  |
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This is my forum signature avatar:
| Proud member of Drunken Debauchery |
By the way:
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This player collects Salty Dogs! |
