User:Mrpresident
Don't touch my bike if you value your life!
An idiot is you if you do 
 | An idiot is you if you do |  |
Hello, this is MrPresident! I was a level 21 Pastamancer before I ascended for the first time. I am currently leveling up in different classes, gaining numerous skills. I was an administrator in my clan, Drunken Debauchery. My clan leader Auggie (#194979) gave me leadership of the clan on 7-21-05. I think my clan is just awesome!
My store name is The President's Cabinet. I specialize in clockwork bartenders and clockwork chefs. I also sell the regular bartenders/chefs, but the real money is in the clockwork items!! You'll sometimes see other regular items for sale there, but that's just me clearing out my inventory of stuff I've picked up as I kick monster-ass!!
This is my store clerk. Don't piss him off or he'll kick you in the giblets. From what I've been told, being kicked in the giblets is NOT a pleasant experience. Hell, I don't know, I might like it! Anyway, he does a great job of throwing out shoplifters and those who try to give me those 2-for-1 coupons!!
This is the picture I have as my KoL Player Pic located on my profile. This is me on my motorcyle, a 2004 Honda Sabre 1100cc!
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To hell with it! I left Hardcore to the dogs! It's too friggin' slow. And not being allowed to eat/drink and buy/sell shit has pissed me off for the last time. I went softcore, knowing the damn rewards aren't as good as hardcore. I don't give a rat's ass! I'll just keep ascending in softcore/path mode for right now.
Okay, so what happened was that in Sept/Oct of 2005 I was in hardcore. But that was just to get the damn Gourdcore trophy. I went softcore after getting that trophy!
 | I've made it a project to keep an impressive Display Case and trophy collection. I don't really care that other players say negative things about these two areas. I think a knowledgeable player should show what he/she is made of! |  |
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 | Current List of My Familiars and Related Equipment (names in alphabetical order + notes) | |
 Hanukkimbo Dreidl | Angry Jew (knows how to save $) |  Menorette |
 Stab Bat | Back-stabber (never trusted him) |  Shock Collar |
 Cocoabo | Big Bird (from my childhood) |  Chocolate Spurs |
 Mosquito | Big Sucker (believes anything I say) |  Hypodermic Needle |
 Spooky Pirate Skeleton | Boner (salutes every morning) |  Blundarrrbus |
 Killer Bee | Buzz (to infinity & beyond!) |  Brass Stinger |
 Flaming Gravy Fairy | Flame on! (this guy is fantastic) |  Lead Necklace |
 Clockwork Grapefruit | Fruity Goodness (has a key up his ass) |  False Eyelashes |
 Baby Gravy Fairy | Gay Fairy (found in San Francisco) |  Eye-pod |
 Angry Goat | Horny Idiot (loves the ladies) |  Prosthetic Forehead |
 Hovering Sombrero | Ignacio (has no green-card) |  Tiny Maracas |
 Whirling Maple Leaf | I'm Canadian, eh? (drinks cheap booze) |  Tiny Mountie Hat |
 Inflatable Dodecapede | Inflatable PartyGirl (my favorite girlfriend) |  Toy Six-seater Hovercraft |
 MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | Iron Giant (love to stomp ass) |  Targeting Chip |
 Leprechaun | Lucky Bastard (always wins at Poker) |  Meat Detector |
 Levitating Potato | Mr. Potato Head (makes me crave fries) |  Many-eyed Glasses |
 Grue | My Big Hairy Ball (always itches!) |  Moonglasses |
 Blood-faced Volleyball | My Other Big Hairy Ball (doesn't itch as much) |  Palm-frond Toupee |
 Ghost Pickle on a Stick | Peter Picker (my favorite familiar) |  Skewer-mounted Razor Blade |
 Barrrnacle | SlowPoke (too clingy for me to like) |  Sucky Decal |
 Sabre-toothed Lime | SourPuss (tastes like chicken) |  Tiny Shaker of Salt |
 Howling Balloon Monkey | Spanked Monkey (always gives me a workout!) |  Tiny Balloon Knife |
 Star Starfish | StarBright (makes wishes come true) |  Magnifying Glass |
 Fuzzy Dice | The Evil Twins (double the trouble!) |  Meatcar Model |
 Ghuol Whelp | Ugly Thing (smells funny) |  Tiny Knife and Fork |
 | Current List of my Trophies (shown as they appear on my profile) |  |
| Proud member of Drunken Debauchery |
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This player collects Salty Dogs! |
