User:Nucleon
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The way that many wish that the battle with the NS would go
You're fighting The Naughty Sorceressblah blah blah etc.
- At beginning of battle (must have meat vortex, soda water, and Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) in inventory:)
Without warning, your meat vortex pops out of your inventory, swirls up into the sky and out of sight. You realize that it has taken a bottle of soda water with it, and you also can't shake the feeling that you've lost something else. "That was amusing in a sad, pathetic sort of way," says the Naughty Sorceress.
- Three turns later:
Without warning yet again, the meat vortex that popped out of your inventory a short time ago and disappeared returns and hovers over the Naughty Sorceress. Needless to say, both you and the Naughty Sorceress are confused... until the meat vortex disappates revealing a full-size house complete with a garage. You both realize (in your case with delight, in the case of the Sorceress with dismay) that without the meat vortex preventing gravity from having its way with the house... well, it looks like what went up is about to come down. The Naughty Sorceress attempts to cast a spell to save herself, but she doesn't have enough time to cast it before the house falls, flattening her upper body. You stand there for a moment stunned, and then start singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead." As a bonus, you loot the hamethyst slippers that she was wearing before heading over to free the King from his prison.
