User:Poochy/Cost-Efficient Maximizations

Note: This is really out of date. Fernswarthy's Basement was written shortly after NS13 rolled out, and the other two were written before NS13. Pay no attention to it.

	Damage Absorption		Item Drops		Fernswarthy's Basement
Hat	plexiglass pith helmet	180	plexiglass pith helmet	5 lbs	plexiglass pith helmet	180 DA
Shirt	star shirt	165	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5%	bat-ass leather jacket	180 DA, 1 ER
Weapon	n/a	0	(vampire) duck-on- a-string x2	10% x2	titanium assault umbrella x2	1 ER x2
Off-Hand	n/a	0
Pants	plexiglass pants	180	plexiglass pants	20%	plexiglass pants	180 DA
Accessory 1	SS suspenders	60	Mr. Accessory Jr. x3	25% x3	n/a	0
Accessory 2	n/a	0			n/a	0
Accessory 3	n/a	0			n/a	0
Familiar	n/a	0	Fairy-type	20 lbs	Hovering Sombrero	20 lbs
Fam. Equip	n/a	0	Plastic pumpkin bucket	10 lbs		5 lbs
Effects and Skills	Tao of the Terrapin	360	Amphibian Sympathy	5 lbs	Tao of the Terrapin	360 DA
	Astral Shell	80	Empathy of the Newt	5 lbs	Astral Shell	80 DA, 1 ER
	Ghostly Shell	80	Leash of Linguini	5 lbs	Elemental Saucesphere	2 ER
	Hide of the Walrus	40	Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric	20%	Hide of the Walrus	40 DA
	Hide of the Otter	20	Mad Looting Skillz	20%	Hide of the Otter	20 DA
			Peeled Eyeballs	15%
			Powers of Observatiogn	10%
			Blue Tongue*	30%
			Cupcake of Choice*	30%
Totals			Total %	245%
			Total Weight	50 lbs
	Grand Total	1165	Fam. Effect	100%	Total ER	6 (60%)
	Damage Reduction	90%	Grand Total	345%	Total DA	1040 (90%)

*These effects may not be worth the cost, depending on the circumstances.