User:QuietBot/ItemDrops
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"Humorous" T-shirt
Noncombat: A Wetted Appetite
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"I Love Me, Vol. I"
Noncombat: Drawn Onward
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1-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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1337 7r0uZ0RZ
Combat: 1335 HaXx0r
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17-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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2-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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3-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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30669 scroll
Combat: Some Bad ASCII Art
Combat: Spam Witch
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31337 scroll
Item: 30669 scroll
Item: 668 scroll
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33398 scroll
Combat: Lamz0r N00b
Combat: Some Bad ASCII Art
Combat: Zombie N00b
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334 scroll
Combat: 1335 HaXx0r
Combat: Anime Smiley
Combat: Some Bad ASCII Art
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4-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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5-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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6-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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64067 scroll
Item: 30669 scroll
Item: 33398 scroll
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64735 scroll
Item: 64067 scroll
Item: 668 scroll
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668 scroll
Item: 334 scroll
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7-Foot Dwarven mattock
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
Noncombat: A Flat Miner
Noncombat: See You Next Fall
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7-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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8-ball
Combat: Pooltergeist
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9-ball
Noncombat: Give me Your Nine
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ASCII shirt
Combat: Some Bad ASCII Art
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Abandoned candy
Unknown: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeeeee
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Abominable snowcone
Noncombat: An Abominable Encounter
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Abridged dictionary
Noncombat: The Three Arrrs
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Accidental cider
Combat: Demonic icebox
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Acid-squirting flower
Combat: Creepy clown
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Acoustic guitarrr
Combat: Grungy pirate
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Action figure body
Unknown: Old Toot Oriole Quest
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
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Action figure head
Unknown: Old Toot Oriole Quest
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
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Adder bladder
Combat: Black adder
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Albatross necklace
Noncombat: Death is a Boat
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All-purpose cleaner
Combat: Curmudgeonly pirate
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Alphabet gum
Unknown: Linnell, the Booze Giant
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Aluminum wand
Item: Dead mimic
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Amulet of Yendor
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
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Amulet of extreme plot significance
Combat: Quiet Healer
Combat: Zombie Quiet Healer
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Ancient Magi-Wipes
Combat: Iiti Kitty
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Ancient Saucehelm
Combat: Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob
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Ancient amulet
Combat: Protector Spectre
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Ancient bomb
Unknown: The Lower Chambers
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Ancient bronze token
Unknown: The Lower Chambers
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Ancient cursed foot locker
Unknown: Ocean Treasure
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Ancient frozen dinner
Combat: Demonic icebox
Noncombat: Nicebox
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Ancient protein powder
Combat: Tomb servant
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Ancient spice
Item: Canopic jar
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Ancient unspeakable fruitcake
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
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Ancient vinyl coin purse
Combat: Iiti Kitty
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Angry Farmer candy
Combat: Raver Giant
Item: Pile of candy
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Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
Unknown: Lucy McMillicanCuddy, the Farmer's Wife
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Ankh of Badahnkadh
Item: Canopic jar
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Anniversary chutney sculpture
Item: Anniversary gift box
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Anniversary concrete fedora
Item: Anniversary gift box
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Anniversary gift box
Item: Anniversary gift box
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Annoying pitchfork
Combat: Annoying spooky gravy fairy
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Ant agonist
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
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Ant hoe
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
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Ant pick
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
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Ant pitchfork
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
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Ant rake
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
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Ant sickle
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
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Anticheese
Noncombat: Say Cheese!
Noncombat: Testing Grounds, 1... 2... 3...
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Antique bottle of cough syrup
Noncombat: Bad Medicine is What You Need
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Antique greaves
Combat: Empty suit of armor
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Antique hand mirror
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
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Antique helmet
Combat: Empty suit of armor
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Antique packet of ketchup
Combat: Possessed silverware drawer
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Antique shield
Combat: Empty suit of armor
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Antique spear
Combat: Empty suit of armor
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Archaeologist's notebook
Noncombat: Dr. Henry "Dakota" Fanning, Ph.D., R.I.P.
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Around the world
Noncombat: Chieftain of the Flies
Noncombat: Lording Over The Flies
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Arrrgyle socks
Combat: Shifty pirate
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Asbestos apron
Combat: War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
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Asbestos crossbow
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
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Asbestos ore
Noncombat: Either Ore
Noncombat: Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
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Asbestos staff
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
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Asbestos sword
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
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Asparagus knife
Combat: Fiendish can of asparagus
Combat: Fiendish zombie can of asparagus
Noncombat: Trespasser
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Aspirin
Item: Aspirin
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
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Astral mushroom
Unknown: Astral Badger
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Astronaut ice-cream
Unknown: The LAAAAME Observatory
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Augmented El Vibrato drone
Combat: Bizarre construct
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Awful poetry journal
Combat: Goth Giant
Combat: Zombie Goth Giant
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Azazel's lollipop
Noncombat: It's a Good Ship!
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Azazel's tutu
Noncombat: Going Ballet Up
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Azazel's unicorn
Noncombat: We're on a Bridge!
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Baby killer bee
Combat: Swarm of killer bees
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Baconstone
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
Item: Pork elf goodies sack
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
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Bag of Cheat-Os
Noncombat: EXtremely Lost
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Bag of Crotchety Pine saplings
Noncombat: Timbarrrr!
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Bag of Laughing Willow saplings
Noncombat: Timbarrrr!
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Bag of Saccharine Maple saplings
Noncombat: Timbarrrr!
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Bag of airline peanuts
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
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Bag of lard
Noncombat: Monty of County Crisco
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Balaclava
Combat: Lumberjack supervisor
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Balaclava baklava
Combat: Lumberjack supervisor
Noncombat: Oot to Lunch
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Ball polish
Combat: Creamy pirate
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Ball-in-a-cup
Item: Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
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Ballroom blintz
Combat: Zombie waltzers
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Banana
Item: Bunch of bananas
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Banana peel
Item: Banana
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Banana-frosted king cake
Noncombat: That Takes The Cake
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Bar skin
Combat: Bar
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Barbed-wire fence
Noncombat: Wired at the Ski Resort
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Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
Combat: Baron Von Ratsworth
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Baron von Ratsworth's monocle
Combat: Baron Von Ratsworth
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Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
Combat: Baron Von Ratsworth
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Barrel of gunpowder
Combat: Lobsterfrogman
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Barrrnacle (hatchling)
Combat: Crusty pirate
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Barskin hat
Combat: Bar
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Baseball
Combat: Baseball bat
Noncombat: What Can You Do?
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Bat guano
Combat: Albino bat
Combat: Batrat
Combat: Briefcase bat
Combat: Regular old bat
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Bat wing
Combat: Batrat
Combat: Flock of Stab-bats
Combat: Perpendicular bat
Combat: Pine bat
Combat: Regular old bat
Combat: Vampire bat
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Bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
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Batblade
Combat: Flock of Stab-bats
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Batgut
Combat: Albino bat
Combat: Batrat
Combat: Flock of Stab-bats
Combat: Perpendicular bat
Combat: Pine bat
Combat: Regular old bat
Combat: Vampire bat
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Batskin belt
Unknown: Boss Bat Quest
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Battered hubcap
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
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Beach glass bead
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
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Beanbag chair
Item: Beanbag chair
Unknown: Beanbag Chair
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Beaten-up Chucks
Combat: Next Generation Frat Boy
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Beer bomb
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Noncombat: I Am The Brotherhood
Noncombat: One Less Room Than In That Movie
Unknown: Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
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Beer bong
Combat: Beer Bongadier
Combat: Elite Beer Bongadier
Combat: War Frat Kegrider
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Beer helmet
Combat: Beer Bongadier
Combat: Danglin' Chad
Combat: Elite Beer Bongadier
Combat: Frat Warrior drill sergeant
Combat: Next Generation Frat Boy
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy Spy
Combat: Sorority Operator
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Kegrider
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Combat: War Pledge
Noncombat: Raw Recruiting
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Beer lens
Noncombat: A guy walks up to you at a bar...
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Beet
Unknown: Resting
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Begpwnia
Item: Mayflower bouquet
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Bejeweled pledge pin
Combat: Beer Bongadier
Combat: Danglin' Chad
Combat: Elite Beer Bongadier
Combat: Frat Warrior drill sergeant
Combat: Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy Spy
Combat: Sorority Operator
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Kegrider
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Combat: War Pledge
Noncombat: Uncle Steve Wants You!
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Bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
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Bellhop bell
Combat: Bellhop
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Big bad voodoo mask
Combat: Pygmy blowgunner
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Big boom
Unknown: The Lighthouse Keeper
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Big leaf
Combat: Flint-scraping cave elf
Combat: Hunter-gatherer cave elf
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Big red clown nose
Combat: Scary clown
Combat: Shaky clown
Combat: Zombie Clown
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Big rock
Unknown: Lemon Party Slot
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Bilge wine
Combat: Whiny pirate
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Billy idol
Combat: Dairy goat
Combat: Drunk goat
Combat: Sabre-toothed goat
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Biomechanical crimborg helmet
Item: General Assembly Module
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Biomechanical crimborg leg armor
Item: General Assembly Module
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Bird rib
Combat: Whitesnake
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Bit O' Ectoplasm
Unknown: Gaspar, the Senile Ghost
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Bit of clingfilm
Combat: Clingy pirate (female)
Combat: Clingy pirate (male)
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Bit-o-cactus
Combat: Cactuary
Unknown: Hugo, the Weaver
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Bizarre illegible sheet music
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Mahogany)
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Black & tan
Item: Black picnic basket
Unknown: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting
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Black No. 2
Combat: Black panther
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Black candy heart
Item: Black candygram
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
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Black eyedrops
Noncombat: Like the Sunglasses, But Less Comfortable
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Black forest cake
Item: Black picnic basket
Unknown: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting
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Black forest ham
Item: Black picnic basket
Unknown: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting
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Black greaves
Combat: Black Knight
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Black helmet
Combat: Black Knight
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Black lotus
Item: Tapped black lotus
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Black market map
Noncombat: A Man in Black
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Black pension check
Combat: Black widow
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Black pepper
Item: Black picnic basket
Unknown: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting
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Black picnic basket
Combat: Black widow
Noncombat: What the Cluck?
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Black pixel
Combat: Bullet Bill
Combat: Buzzy Beetle
Combat: Goomba
Combat: Koopa Troopa
Combat: Tektite
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Black pudding (food)
Combat: Black pudding (monster)
Item: Black picnic basket
Unknown: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting
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Black shield
Combat: Black Knight
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Black snake skin
Combat: Black adder
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Black snowcone
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
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Black sword
Combat: Black Knight
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Black-and-blue light
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
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Blackberry
Combat: Blackberry bush
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Blackberry combat boots
Noncombat: The Blackberry Cobbler
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Blackberry moccasins
Noncombat: The Blackberry Cobbler
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Blackberry slippers
Noncombat: The Blackberry Cobbler
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Blackfly Chardonnay
Item: Black picnic basket
Unknown: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting
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Blatantly Canadian
Combat: Lumberjill
Noncombat: Oot to Lunch
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Blood flower
Noncombat: Altogether Fitting and Proper
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Blood-faced volleyball
Item: Volleyball
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Bloodstained briquette
Combat: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
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Bloody clown pants
Combat: Scary clown
Combat: Shaky clown
Combat: Zombie Clown
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Bloody mary
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
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Blue class ring
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
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Blue glowstick
Noncombat: Cravin' for a Ravin'
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Blue pixel
Combat: Keese
Combat: Tektite
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Blue plasma ball
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
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Blue snowcone
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
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Blue-frosted astral cupcake
Combat: Angels of Avalon
Combat: Trippy Floating Head (Mona Lisa)
Combat: Urge to Stare at Your Hands
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Bobble-hip hula elf doll
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
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Bohemian rhapsody
Combat: Voyeuristic artist
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Boock of darck magicks
Noncombat: Alice, the Ghostly Librarian
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Booty chest charrrm
Combat: Wealthy pirate
Item: Booty chest charrrm bracelet
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Booty chest charrrm bracelet
Item: Booty chest charrrm
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Boring spaghetti
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
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Boris's key
Item: Boris's key lime pie
Noncombat: Room 10: Treasure!
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Boris's ring
Noncombat: Room 10: Treasure!
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Boss Bat bandana
Combat: Boss Bat
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Boss Bat bling
Combat: Boss Bat
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Boss Bat britches
Combat: Boss Bat
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Bottle of Monsieur Bubble
Combat: Claw-foot bathtub
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Bottle of Mystic Shell
Noncombat: You Can Top Our Desserts, But You Can't Beat Our Meats
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Bottle of Pinot Renoir
Unknown: Louvre It or Leave It (Luncheon of the Boating Party)
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Bottle of Vangoghbitussin
Unknown: Louvre It or Leave It (Bedroom in Arles)
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Bottle of alcohol
Combat: Pygmy assault squad
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Bottle of antifreeze
Noncombat: Not Quite as Cold as Ice
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Bottle of black cat tonic
Combat: Black cat
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Bottle of cooking sherry
Combat: Zombie chef
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Bottle of gin
Combat: Booze Giant
Combat: Drunk duck
Combat: Evil Olive
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)
Combat: Shaky clown
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Getting the Spins
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
Unknown: Troy, the Orcish Frat Boy
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Bottle of pirate juice
Noncombat: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
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Bottle of popskull
Combat: Skullery maid
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Bottle of realpagne
Combat: Courtesan
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Bottle of rhinoceros hormones
Noncombat: Sand in the Vaseline
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Bottle of rum
Combat: Booze Giant
Combat: Drunk duck
Combat: Shaky clown
Combat: Smarmy pirate
Combat: Tetchy pirate
Combat: Tipsy pirate
Combat: Toothy pirate
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Getting the Spins
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: We Apologize To Our English Players For the Lameness of the Pun
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
Unknown: Morgan, the Pirate Captain
Unknown: Troy, the Orcish Frat Boy
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Bottle of single-barrel whiskey
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
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Bottle of tequila
Combat: Booze Giant
Combat: Drunk duck
Combat: Handsome mariachi
Combat: Irate mariachi
Combat: Mariachi calavera
Combat: Mean drunk duck
Combat: Shaky clown
Combat: Zombie frat boy
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Getting the Spins
Noncombat: Karaoke Sucks in Spanish, Too!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
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Bottle of ultravitamins
Noncombat: Bad Medicine is What You Need
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Bottle of used blood
Noncombat: Have a Heart
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Bottle of vodka
Combat: Booze Giant
Combat: Mean drunk duck
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
Combat: Shaky clown
Combat: Zombie frat boy
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Getting the Spins
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
Unknown: Troy, the Orcish Frat Boy
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Bottle of whiskey
Combat: Booze Giant
Combat: Drunk duck
Combat: Drunk goat
Combat: Mean drunk duck
Combat: Shaky clown
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Getting the Spins
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: The Hazer Becomes the Hazed
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
Unknown: Troy, the Orcish Frat Boy
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Bottle opener belt buckle
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
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Bottlecap turtle
Noncombat: Capital!
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Bottled inspiration
Combat: Roller-skating Muse
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Bow
Item: Small Crimbo Pressie
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Bowl of cottage cheese
Combat: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Noncombat: Knob Goblin BBQ
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Bowl of lucky charms
Noncombat: Lucky, Lucky!
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Bowl of oriole's nest soup
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
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Box
Combat: Bugbear-in-the-box
Combat: Disease-in-the-box
Combat: Lemon-in-the-box
Item: Crimbo pressie
Item: Present
Noncombat: The Boxer
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Box of birthday candles
Noncombat: Candles in the Wind
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Box turtle
Noncombat: Boxed In
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Boxed wine
Combat: Booze Giant
Combat: Drunk duck
Combat: Shaky clown
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Gleaming the Cube
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
Noncombat: The Tasting
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Brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
Item: Frat Army FGF
Noncombat: Fratacombs
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Brains casserole
Noncombat: Nicebox
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Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
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Brick
Item: Brick
Unknown: Clown Outfit Halloween Adventure
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
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Brick of sand
Item: Handful of sand
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Briefcase
Combat: Briefcase bat
Combat: Pygmy headhunter
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Brimstone Chicken Sandwich
Item: Evil golden arches
Unknown: Evil Golden Arches
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Brine
Noncombat: The Salt of the Earth
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Broken El Vibrato drone
Combat: Towering construct
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Broken carburetor
Noncombat: Let's Make a Deal!
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Broken cellular phone
Combat: Emaciated Knott Yeti
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Broken petri dish
Combat: Knob Goblin Mad Scientist
Combat: Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
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Broken skull
Combat: Skullbat
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Broken sword
Combat: Cubist bull
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Broken wings
Combat: Black panther
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Bronze breastplate
Noncombat: Hammering the Armory
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Bronzed locust
Combat: Plaque of locusts
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Brown plastic baby
Item: Banana-frosted king cake
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Brown sugar cane
Combat: Rolling stone
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Bubblewrap ore
Combat: Ghost miner
Noncombat: Junction in the Trunction
Noncombat: Mine!
Unknown: Deep Inside the Knob Shaft
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Bucket of anniversary lard
Item: Anniversary gift box
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Bugbear beanie
Combat: Bugbear-in-the-box
Combat: Guard Bugbear
Noncombat: Faux Fur Pas
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Bugbear bungguard
Combat: Bugbear-in-the-box
Noncombat: Faux Fur Pas
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Bugbear)
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Bullet-proof corduroys
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
Combat: Glass of Orange Juice
Combat: Neil
Combat: Slow Talkin' Elliot
Combat: War Hippy (space) cadet
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
Combat: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Combat: War Hippy Spy
Combat: War Hippy Windtalker
Combat: War Hippy drill sergeant
Noncombat: He Got His Just Desserts
Noncombat: Rosie The Seamstress-er
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Bum cheek
Combat: Rushing bum
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Bunch of square grapes
Combat: Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
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Bundle of receipts
Combat: Knob Goblin Bean Counter
Combat: Knob Goblin Embezzler
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Bunny liver
Combat: Fluffy bunny
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Buoybottoms
Combat: Groovy pirate
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Burned-out arcanodiode
Combat: MagiMechTech MechaMech
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C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
Combat: C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative
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C.B.F.G.
Item: General Assembly Module
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Cactus fruit
Combat: Cactuary
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Callused fingerbone
Combat: Mariachi calavera
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Can of Ghuol-B-Gone™
Noncombat: Go Slow Past the Drawers
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Can of Red Minotaur
Combat: Raging bull
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Can of Swiller
Item: Frat Army FGF
Noncombat: Fratacombs
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Can of maces
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
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Can of spinach
Noncombat: Natural Selection
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Can-Can skirt
Noncombat: Up in the Hippo Room
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Can-can-in-a-can
Combat: Can-can dancer
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Can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
Combat: Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce
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Candied kobold
Unknown: Bojolali, the Shopkeeper
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Candied yams
Combat: Candied Yam Golem
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Candy brain
Unknown: Torgie, the Zmobie
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Candy cane
Item: Crimbo stocking
Item: Extra special Crimbo stocking
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
Unknown: Bradley, the Pencil-Pushing Elf
Unknown: Dopey, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Ethelfred Hornpipe, the Crimbo Elf
Unknown: Grumpy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Happy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Limbergh, the Middle-Management Elf
Unknown: Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer
Unknown: Rufus, the Gift-wrapping Elf
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Candy stake
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
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Cannonball charrrm
Combat: Wacky pirate
Item: Cannonball charrrm bracelet
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Cannonball charrrm bracelet
Item: Cannonball charrrm
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Canopic jar
Combat: Tomb servant
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Cap'm Caronch's Map
Noncombat: You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm
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Cap'm Caronch's dentures
Noncombat: The Infiltrationist
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Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
Combat: Booty crab
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Capacitor relay
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
Combat: Rudolphus of Crimborg
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Cape of the Goblin King
Combat: The Knob Goblin King
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Carbon nanotube frame
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
Combat: Rudolphus of Crimborg
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Carbonated soy milk
Combat: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Shaman
----------
Carbonated water lily
Combat: Blur
Combat: Oasis monster
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Carbonite visor
Noncombat: Kiss From a Cyborg on the Grey
----------
Cardboard katana
Combat: Paper towelgeist
----------
Cardboard ore
Combat: Ghost miner
Noncombat: Junction in the Trunction
Noncombat: Mine!
Unknown: Deep Inside the Knob Shaft
----------
Cardboard wakizashi
Combat: Toilet papergeist
----------
Carob chunks
Combat: Dirty hippy Vegan chef
----------
Carved wooden wheel
Noncombat: Whee!
----------
Cast
Combat: L imp
Noncombat: A Lucky Break
----------
Cat appendix
Combat: Taco Cat
----------
Catgut
Combat: Taco Cat
Combat: White lion
----------
Centipede eggs
Combat: Giant giant giant centipede
----------
Cerebral Cloche
Noncombat: The Big Scary Place (Headgear)
----------
Cerebral Crossbow
Noncombat: The Big Scary Place (Weapon)
----------
Cerebral Culottes
Noncombat: The Big Scary Place (Garment)
----------
Certificate of Participation
Unknown: Old Toot Oriole Quest
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
----------
Chaos butterfly
Combat: Possibility Giant
Noncombat: What are the Odds?
----------
Charrrm bracelet
Item: Booty chest charrrm bracelet
Item: Cannonball charrrm bracelet
Item: Copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
Item: Grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
Item: Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
Item: Rum barrel charrrm bracelet
Item: Silver tongue charrrm bracelet
Item: Tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
----------
Cheap plastic bottle opener
Noncombat: Antimotion
----------
Cheap studded belt
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Cheap toaster
Unknown: The Shore, Inc.
----------
Chef's hat
Combat: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Combat: Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Combat: Zombie chef
Noncombat: Trespasser
----------
Cherry
Combat: Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
----------
Cherry pie
Unknown: Summoning Chamber
----------
Chest of the Bonerdagon
Combat: The Bonerdagon
----------
Chintzy accordion pin
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
----------
Chintzy disco ball pendant
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
----------
Chintzy noodle ring
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
----------
Chintzy saucepan earring
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
----------
Chintzy seal pendant
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
----------
Chintzy turtle brooch
Combat: Remains of a jilted mistress
----------
Chloroform rag
Combat: Panty Raider Frat Boy
----------
Chocolate filthy lucre
Unknown: Princess Layla
----------
Chocolate lump
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Chomsky's comic books
Noncombat: Gn8than, the Sk8 Gnome
----------
Chopsticks
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)
----------
Chorizo taco
Combat: Handsome mariachi
----------
Chrome crossbow
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Chrome ore
Noncombat: Either Ore
Noncombat: Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
----------
Chrome staff
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Chrome sword
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Chunk of depleted Grimacite
Combat: Mob Penguin Smasher
Combat: Mob Penguin Smith
Combat: Mob Penguin Supervisor
----------
Chunk of rock salt
Combat: Caveman frat boy
Combat: Caveman frat pledge
----------
Clay peace-sign bead
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
----------
Clingfilm cap
Item: Bit of clingfilm
----------
Clingfilm slippers
Item: Bit of clingfilm
----------
Clingfilm tangle
Item: Bit of clingfilm
----------
Clingfilm trousers
Item: Bit of clingfilm
----------
Cloaca grenade
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Soldier
Item: Cloaca-Cola knapsack
Unknown: McDonald, the 105-year-old Cloaca-Cola Veteran
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Cloaca-Cola
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Soldier
Item: Cloaca-Cola c-rations
----------
Cloaca-Cola c-rations
Combat: Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer
Item: Cloaca-Cola knapsack
----------
Cloaca-Cola fatigues
Noncombat: The Effervescent Fray
----------
Cloaca-Cola helmet
Noncombat: Smells Like Team Spirit
----------
Cloaca-Cola knapsack
Noncombat: Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Cloaca-Cola)
----------
Cloaca-Cola shield
Noncombat: What is it Good For?
----------
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
Item: Cloaca-Cola knapsack
----------
Clockwork key
Combat: Gnarly gnome
Combat: Gnasty gnome
Item: Gnomish toolbox
----------
Clown hammer
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Clown shoes
Combat: Creepy clown
----------
Clown skin
Combat: Creepy clown
Combat: Scary clown
Combat: Shaky clown
----------
Cobb's Knob map
Unknown: The King of Cobb's Knob Quest
----------
Cocktail napkin
Combat: Tetchy pirate
Combat: Tipsy pirate
Combat: Toothy pirate
----------
Cocoa eggshell fragment
Combat: Burly Sidekick
Combat: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
Combat: Spunky Princess
Item: Penultimate Fantasy chest
----------
Coconut bikini top
Noncombat: Pelvic Gyration
----------
Coconut shell
Noncombat: An Unladen Buzzard
Unknown: Advanced Cocktailcrafting
----------
Coffin lid
Combat: Grave rober
Combat: Grave rober zmobie
----------
Cog
Combat: Gnefarious gnome
Combat: Gnomester Blomester
Item: Gnollish toolbox
Item: Gnomish toolbox
Noncombat: Gnollish Workshop
Unknown: Gr'zl'x, The Bugbear
----------
Colander of Em-er'il
Combat: Spaghetti Elemental
----------
Cold Hots candy
Unknown: Gaiden, the Hot and Cold Running Ninja
----------
Cold ninja mask
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Mask)
----------
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Comfy blanket
Item: Comfy blanket
Unknown: Columbus Day
Unknown: Cristobal Colon
----------
Communications windchimes
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
Combat: Green Ops Soldier
Combat: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
Combat: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Combat: War Hippy Windtalker
Noncombat: War, Man. Like, Wow.
----------
Completely typical fruitcake
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Concentrated magicalness pill
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
Unknown: Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
Unknown: Shifty, the Thief Chief
----------
Consolation ribbon
Combat: Baiowulf
Combat: Count Bakula
Combat: Crazy bastard
Combat: Hockey elemental
Combat: Hypnotist of Hey Deze
Combat: Infinite meat bug
Combat: Knott Slanding
Combat: The Master Of Thieves
Combat: The Temporal Bandit
----------
Continuum transfunctioner
Unknown: The Crackpot Mystic's Shed
----------
Cookbook of the Damned
Noncombat: Melvil Dewey Would Be Ashamed
----------
Cool whip
Noncombat: Dr. Henry "Dakota" Fanning, Ph.D., R.I.P.
----------
Copper ha'penny charrrm
Combat: Warty pirate
Item: Copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
----------
Copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
Item: Copper ha'penny charrrm
----------
Corn holder
Combat: Possessed silverware drawer
----------
Cornuthaum
Combat: Mind flayer
----------
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Corpse Island iced tea
Combat: La Persona Inocente Cadáver
----------
Corpse on the beach
Combat: La Novia Cadáver
----------
Corpsebite
Combat: La Persona Inocente Cadáver
----------
Corpsedriver
Combat: El Novio Cadáver
----------
Corpsetini
Combat: El Padre Cadáver
----------
Costume sword
Combat: Gaudy pirate
----------
Counterclockwise Watch
Combat: The Temporal Bandit
----------
Cquire
Combat: Drunk duck
----------
Cracked stone sphere
Combat: Ancient protector spirit
----------
Cranberries
Combat: Conjoined zmombie
Combat: Corpulent zobmie
Combat: White zombie
Combat: Zmobie (monster)
Combat: Zobmie
Combat: Zombie zmobie
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
----------
Crazy bastard sword
Combat: Crazy bastard
----------
Crazy little Turkish delight
Combat: Snow Queen
----------
Cream stout
Combat: Creamy pirate
----------
Creamsicle
Combat: Creamy pirate
----------
Crimbo ukelele
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
----------
Crimboween memo
Unknown: Limbergh, the Middle-Management Elf
----------
Crowbarrr
Combat: Sassy pirate
----------
Crown of the Goblin King
Combat: The Knob Goblin King
----------
Cruelty-free wine
Item: Hippy Army MPE
Noncombat: Blockin' Out the Scenery
----------
Cup of primitive beer
Combat: Caveman frat pledge
Combat: Caveman sorority girl
----------
Cup of strong herbal tea
Noncombat: Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
Noncombat: Oogaka, the Hippy Cavewomyn
----------
Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe
Noncombat: Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
----------
Curmudgel
Combat: Curmudgeonly pirate
----------
Cursed black pearl onion
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed bottle of black-label rum
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed bottle of rum
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed breeches
Combat: Scary pirate (cursed)
----------
Cursed cannonball
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed cutlass
Combat: Scary pirate (cursed)
----------
Cursed dirty joke scroll
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed eyepatch
Combat: Scary pirate (cursed)
----------
Cursed piece of thirteen
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed sea biscuit
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cursed voodoo skull
Item: Ancient cursed foot locker
Item: Gilded ancient cursed chest
Item: Ornate ancient cursed chest
----------
Cyborg stompin' boot
Combat: Stomper stomping
----------
Cyclops eyedrops
Noncombat: The Bleary-Eyed Cyclops
----------
Cymbal syrup
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Daffy Taffy
Item: Abandoned candy
Unknown: The Armorer/Leggerer
----------
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
Combat: Knott Slanding
----------
Dance card
Combat: Zombie waltzers
----------
Danglin' Chad's loincloth
Combat: Danglin' Chad
----------
Deactivated RoboGoose
Item: Robotronic egg
----------
Dead guy's watch
Combat: Grave rober
Combat: Grave rober zmobie
----------
Dead mimic
Combat: Mimic (Cloak)
----------
Deck of tropical cards
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
----------
Decorative fountain
Combat: Filthy hippy
----------
Defective skull
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Degrassi Knoll shopping list
Noncombat: A clue! A clue!
Unknown: Bitchin' Meatcar Quest
Unknown: Blaine
Unknown: Izzy the Lizard
Unknown: Olaf the Janitor
----------
Dehydrated caviar
Combat: Floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
----------
Delicious noodles
Combat: Mob Penguin Pasta Chef
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Delicious salad
Noncombat: Tossing the Salad
----------
Delicious spicy noodles
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Demon skin
Combat: Demoninja
Combat: Fallen Archfiend
----------
Denim axe
Noncombat: Denim Axes Examined
----------
Dense meat stack
Combat: Boss Bat
Combat: The Knob Goblin King
Noncombat: Primo Meat Stash
----------
Deodorant
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
Combat: Zombie frat boy
----------
Depantsing bomb
Combat: Panty Raider Frat Boy
----------
Desiccated apricot
Combat: Floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
----------
Diamond-studded cane
Combat: P imp
----------
Didgeridooka
Combat: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
----------
Dill
Combat: Carnivorous dill plant
----------
Dinghy plans
Unknown: The Shore, Inc.
----------
Dingy dinghy
Item: Dinghy plans
----------
Dire fudgesicle
Combat: Demonic icebox
----------
Dirty hobo gloves
Combat: Drunken half-orc hobo
Combat: Drunken zombie half-orc hobo
Combat: Hung-over half-orc hobo
----------
Disassembled clover
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
Item: Ten-leaf clover
----------
Disbelief suspenders
Combat: Decent lumberjack
----------
Discarded pacifier
Combat: Raver Giant
----------
Disco 'Fro Pick
Combat: The Spirit of New Wave
----------
Disco ball
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Noncombat: The Road Less Visible
----------
Disco mask
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Noncombat: The Road Less Visible
----------
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
Noncombat: Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 500
----------
Disease
Combat: Disease-in-the-box
Combat: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
----------
Disembodied brain
Combat: Brainsweeper
Noncombat: I've Gotta Crow
Noncombat: Rolling the Bones
----------
Dishrag
Combat: Skullery maid
----------
Disintegrating cork
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Disintegrating quill pen
Combat: Banshee librarian
Combat: Writing desk
----------
Disintegrating sheet music
Unknown: Ancient Yuletide Troll
----------
Disintegrating spiky collar
Combat: Toothless mastiff bitch
----------
Displaced fish
Combat: Oasis monster
----------
Distilled fortified wine
Noncombat: In the Still of the Alley
----------
Distilled seal blood
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
Distressed denim pants
Combat: Beer Bongadier
Combat: Danglin' Chad
Combat: Elite Beer Bongadier
Combat: Frat Warrior drill sergeant
Combat: Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy Spy
Combat: Sorority Operator
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Kegrider
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
Combat: War Frat Streaker
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Combat: War Pledge
Noncombat: A Farewell to Legs
----------
Disturbing fanfic
Combat: Furry Giant
----------
Divine blowout
Unknown: Summon Party Favor
----------
Divine can of silly string
Unknown: Summon Party Favor
----------
Divine champagne flute
Unknown: Summon Party Favor
----------
Divine champagne popper
Unknown: Summon Party Favor
----------
Divine cracker
Unknown: Summon Party Favor
----------
Divine noisemaker
Unknown: Summon Party Favor
----------
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Doc's Miracle Cure
Unknown: Doc Galaktik's Quest for a Cure
----------
Dodecagram
Noncombat: Dodecahedrariffic!
----------
Dogsgotnonoz pills
Noncombat: How Does He Smell?
----------
Dolphin King's crown
Item: Dolphin King's map
----------
Dolphin King's map
Noncombat: Spirit of the Dolphin King
----------
Donkey flipbook
Noncombat: Filth, Filth, and More Filth
----------
Dope gangsta bling-bling
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon Ruck
----------
Double Bacon Beelzeburger
Item: Evil golden arches
Unknown: Evil Golden Arches
----------
Dr. Hobo's map
Noncombat: The Ghost of Dr. Hobo Jones
----------
Dr. Hobo's scalpel
Item: Dr. Hobo's map
----------
Drab sonata
Combat: Drab Bard
----------
Draggin' ball hat
Combat: Lamz0r N00b
Combat: Zombie N00b
----------
Dragonbone belt buckle
Unknown: Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
----------
Dreadlock whip
Combat: Caveman hippy
----------
Dried face
Combat: Spooky mummy
----------
Drowsy Sword
Noncombat: Dr. Awkward
----------
Drum machine
Combat: Blur
----------
Dry noodles
Combat: Knob Goblin Master Chef
Unknown: Pastamastery
----------
Drywall axe
Item: 64735 scroll
----------
Duct tape
Combat: Drunk duck
Combat: Figure-skating duck
Combat: Fire-breathing duck
Combat: Frozen duck
Combat: Greasy duck
Combat: Mean drunk duck
Combat: Rattlin' duck
Combat: Rotund duck
Combat: Scorched duck
Combat: Swamp duck
Combat: Vampire duck
Combat: Zombie duck
----------
Duct tape buckler
Item: Duct tape
----------
Duct tape dockers
Item: Duct tape
----------
Duct tape fedora
Item: Duct tape
----------
Duct tape shirt
Item: Duct tape
----------
Duct tape sword
Item: Duct tape
----------
Duct tape wallet
Item: Duct tape
----------
Dungeoneer's dungarees
Noncombat: The One-Legged Trouser
----------
Dungeons of Doom potion
Item: Dead mimic
Item: Large box
Item: Small box
----------
Dusty animal bones
Item: Pile of dusty animal bones
----------
Dusty bottle of Marsala
Combat: Possessed wine rack
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Dusty bottle of Merlot
Combat: Possessed wine rack
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Dusty bottle of Muscat
Combat: Possessed wine rack
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
Combat: Possessed wine rack
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Dusty bottle of Port
Combat: Possessed wine rack
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Dusty bottle of Zinfandel
Combat: Possessed wine rack
Combat: Skeletal sommelier
----------
Dusty old book
Noncombat: Take a Dusty Look!
----------
Dwarf bread
Unknown: Bildor, the 7-Foot Dwarf
----------
Dyspepsi grenade
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola General
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola Knight
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier
Item: Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
Unknown: Jackson, the 106-year-old Dyspepsi-Cola Veteran
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola
Combat: 1335 HaXx0r
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola General
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola Knight
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier
Item: Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
Combat: Dyspepsi-Cola General
Item: Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
Noncombat: Smells Like Team Spirit
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
Noncombat: What is it Good For?
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
Noncombat: Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Dyspepsi-Cola)
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola shield
Noncombat: The Effervescent Fray
----------
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
Item: Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
----------
EXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
Combat: EXtreme Orcish snowboarder
----------
EXtreme mittens
Combat: EXtreme Orcish snowboarder
Combat: EXtreme Sports Orcs
Combat: EXtreme cross-country hippy
Combat: Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc
Noncombat: Generic Teen Comedy Snowboarding Adventure
Noncombat: Yeti Nother Hippy
----------
EXtreme scarf
Combat: EXtreme cross-country hippy
Noncombat: Saint Beernard
Noncombat: Yeti Nother Hippy
----------
EZ-Play Harmonica Book
Noncombat: Marble, the Archfiend
----------
Easter egg balloon
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Eau de Guaneau
Noncombat: Le Chauve-Souris du Parfum
----------
Ebony wand
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Eggbeater
Combat: Possessed silverware drawer
----------
Eggnog
Item: Crimbo stocking
Item: Extra special Crimbo stocking
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
Unknown: Bradley, the Pencil-Pushing Elf
Unknown: Dopey, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Grumpy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Happy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Limbergh, the Middle-Management Elf
Unknown: Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer
Unknown: Rufus, the Gift-wrapping Elf
----------
El Sombrero De Lopez
Combat: Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi
----------
El Vibrato Megadrone (hatchling)
Item: Augmented El Vibrato drone
----------
El Vibrato drone
Combat: Towering construct
----------
El Vibrato energy spear
Combat: Towering construct
----------
El Vibrato helmet
Combat: Towering construct
----------
El Vibrato leg guards
Combat: Towering construct
----------
El Vibrato power sphere
Unknown: Stone Triangle
----------
El Vibrato punchcard
Combat: Hulking construct
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Menacing construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Industrious construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Menacing construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Towering construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Towering construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Lonely construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Lonely construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
Combat: Bizarre construct
Combat: Hulking construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
Combat: Hulking construct
Combat: Industrious construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
Combat: Bizarre construct
Combat: Hulking construct
Noncombat: Machinations
----------
El Vibrato translator
Item: El Vibrato drone
----------
El Vibrato trapezoid
Unknown: Plinth
----------
Elder Turtle Shell
Combat: Stella, the Turtle Poacher
----------
Eldritch butterknife
Noncombat: Like Butter
----------
Elf Farm Raffle ticket
Noncombat: Flee to me, remote elf!
----------
Elfin shortbread
Item: Elf Farm Raffle ticket
----------
Elmley shades
Combat: Panty Raider Frat Boy
----------
Empty Cloaca-Cola bottle
Noncombat: A Latter-Day Litter Letter
Noncombat: Can't Beat the Evil Thing
----------
Empty aftershave bottle
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
----------
Empty blowgun
Item: Loaded serum blowgun
----------
Empty greasepaint tube
Combat: Creepy clown
Combat: Scary clown
Combat: Shaky clown
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
Empty meat tank
Item: Gnollish toolbox
----------
Enchanted barbell
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
Unknown: Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
Unknown: Shifty, the Thief Chief
----------
Enchanted bean
Combat: Beanbat
----------
Enchanted leopard-print barbell
Noncombat: Giggity Bobbity Boo!
Noncombat: No Good Deed
----------
Enchanted toothpick
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy warlock
----------
Encoder ring
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Energy drink IV
Combat: Naughty Sorority Nurse
Combat: Sorority Nurse
----------
English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Mahogany)
----------
Ennui-flavored potato chips
Unknown: A Snack Machine
----------
Enormous belt buckle
Combat: Racecar Bob
----------
Enormous hoop earring
Combat: Gaudy pirate
----------
Ent cider
Noncombat: A Sappy Vacation (cider)
----------
Escargotsicle
Combat: Master of ceremonies
----------
Evil flaming eyeball pendant
Item: Flaming familiar doppelgänger
Item: Flaming juggler's balls
Item: Flaming pink shirt
Item: Great Ball of Frozen Fire
Item: Liar's pants
----------
Evil golden arch
Combat: Fallen Archfiend
----------
Evil golden arches
Item: Evil golden arches
Unknown: Evil Golden Arches
----------
Evil googly eye
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Exploding hacky-sack
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Unknown: Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
Unknown: The Lighthouse Keeper
----------
Explosion-flavored chewing gum
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Extra-large palm-frond toupee
Item: Palm frond
----------
Extra-potent gremlin mutagen
Combat: A.M.C. gremlin
Combat: Batwinged gremlin
Combat: Erudite gremlin
Combat: Spider gremlin
Combat: Vegetable gremlin
----------
Extra-strength strongness elixir
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Eye of Ed
Combat: Lord Spookyraven
----------
Eye of newt
Combat: Newt
----------
Eyepatch
Combat: One-eyed Gnoll
Combat: Smarmy pirate
Noncombat: Amatearrr Night
Noncombat: The Arrrbitrator
----------
F3d0r4
Combat: XXX pr0n
----------
Facsimile dictionary
Item: 64735 scroll
----------
Fairy gravy boat
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon in the Winter (Gravy)
----------
Fake blood
Noncombat: Blaaargh! Blaaargh!
----------
Fake fake vomit
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Fake hand
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Fake plastic grass
Item: St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
----------
Fancy ball mask
Noncombat: A Few Chintz Curtains, Some Throw Pillows...
----------
Fancy bath salts
Combat: Claw-foot bathtub
----------
Fancy but probably evil chocolate
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Fancy chocolate
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Fat stacks of cash
Item: Briefcase
----------
Felt
Combat: Angry raccoon puppet
Combat: Striking Factory-Worker Elf
Combat: Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
Combat: Striking Middle-Management Elf
Combat: Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
Combat: Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
----------
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
Combat: Dirty hippy
----------
Fernswarthy's key
Noncombat: A Grave Situation
Unknown: Asiago, the Pastamancer
Unknown: Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
Unknown: Edam, the Sauceror
Unknown: Grignr, the Seal Clubber
Unknown: Stradella, the Accordion Thief
Unknown: Terri, the Turtle Tamer
----------
Fernswarthy's letter
Noncombat: A Grave Situation
----------
Ferret bait
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Noncombat: Bait and Switch
----------
Fetid feather
Combat: Rattlin' duck
Combat: Swamp duck
----------
Fettucini Inconnu
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Feynman gate
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
Combat: Rudolphus of Crimborg
----------
Filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
Combat: Tan Gnat
----------
Filthworm drone scent gland
Combat: Filthworm drone
----------
Filthworm hatchling scent gland
Combat: Larval filthworm
----------
Filthworm royal guard scent gland
Combat: Filthworm royal guard
----------
Filthy corduroys
Combat: Business hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy
Combat: Dirty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Zombie hippy
Noncombat: An Inconvenient Truth
Noncombat: Hippy Birthday to You
Noncombat: Peace Wants Love
Noncombat: The Naked Truth
----------
Filthy hippy poncho
Noncombat: Filthy Pinko Hippy
----------
Filthy knitted dread sack
Combat: Business hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy
Combat: Dirty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Zombie hippy
Noncombat: An Inconvenient Truth
Noncombat: Cemetery, Man
Noncombat: Getting Ahead in Life
Noncombat: Peace Wants Love
----------
Filthy lucre
Unknown: The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack
----------
Filthy pestle
Combat: Crusty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Dirty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
----------
Filthy poultice
Combat: War Hippy Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
----------
Fine wine
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Fingerless hobo gloves
Noncombat: All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
----------
Fire flower
Noncombat: Some Bricks Do, In Fact, Hang in the Air
----------
Fire poi
Combat: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Fire Spinner
----------
Fish hose
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Fish-liver oil
Combat: Warty pirate
----------
Fishbowl
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Fishtank
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Flaming crutch
Combat: L imp
----------
Flaming familiar doppelgänger
Item: Evil flaming eyeball pendant
Item: Flaming juggler's balls
Item: Flaming pink shirt
Item: Great Ball of Frozen Fire
Item: Liar's pants
----------
Flaming feather
Combat: Fire-breathing duck
Combat: Scorched duck
----------
Flaming glowsticks
Unknown: Summon a Mushroom Familiar
----------
Flaming juggler's balls
Item: Evil flaming eyeball pendant
Item: Flaming familiar doppelgänger
Item: Flaming pink shirt
Item: Great Ball of Frozen Fire
Item: Liar's pants
----------
Flaming pink shirt
Item: Evil flaming eyeball pendant
Item: Flaming familiar doppelgänger
Item: Flaming juggler's balls
Item: Great Ball of Frozen Fire
Item: Liar's pants
----------
Flaming talons
Combat: Flaming Troll
----------
Flange
Combat: Gnarly gnome
Combat: Gnasty gnome
Combat: Gnefarious gnome
Combat: Gnomester Blomester
Combat: Gnu jack gnome
Item: Gnomish toolbox
----------
Flaregun
Combat: Sassy pirate
Combat: Shifty pirate
Combat: Smarmy pirate
----------
Flashing novelty button
Noncombat: Getting Flashed
----------
Flask of Amontillado
Noncombat: A Few Chintz Curtains, Some Throw Pillows...
----------
Flask of peppermint oil
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
----------
Flat dough
Item: Rolling pin
Item: Wad of dough
----------
Flavored foot massage oil
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Flirtatious feather
Combat: Greasy duck
----------
Floorboard cruft
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
----------
Floral print shirt
Noncombat: Rained In at the Dock
----------
Flowing hippy skirt
Combat: War Hippy Elder Shaman
----------
Flute of flat champagne
Combat: Floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
----------
Foam dart
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Foie gras
Unknown: Jacques, the Knob Goblin Master Chef
----------
Foolscap fool's cap
Combat: Creepy clown
----------
Foon
Noncombat: The Weathered Old Chap
----------
Forest tears
Combat: Forest spirit
Noncombat: Best Served Cold
----------
Fortune cookie
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
----------
Frat Army FGF
Combat: War Frat Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
Combat: War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
----------
Frat brats
Item: Frat Army FGF
Noncombat: Fratacombs
----------
Fraudwort
Combat: Demoninja
----------
Freezerburned ice cube
Noncombat: Play Misty For Me
----------
Fricasseed brains
Combat: Zombie chef
----------
Frightful feather
Combat: Vampire duck
Combat: Zombie duck
----------
Frigid ninja stars
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Hilt)
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Mask)
Combat: Ninja Snowman Janitor
Combat: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
----------
Frilly shirt
Combat: Gnollish Crossdresser
Combat: Zombie Gnollish crossdresser
----------
Frilly skirt
Combat: Gnollish Crossdresser
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
Combat: Zombie Gnollish crossdresser
----------
Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
Unknown: Old Strange Leaflet Quest
Unknown: Strange Leaflet Walkthrough
----------
Frozen Mob Penguin
Noncombat: Encino Penguin
----------
Frozen feather
Combat: Figure-skating duck
Combat: Frozen duck
----------
Frozen nunchaku
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Hilt)
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Mask)
Combat: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
----------
Fruit basket
Noncombat: A Case of the Baskets
----------
Fruit bowl
Noncombat: Batty About Fruit
----------
Fruitcake
Item: Crimbo pressie
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
Unknown: Bradley, the Pencil-Pushing Elf
Unknown: Dopey, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Grumpy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Happy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Joe, the Records Guy
Unknown: Limbergh, the Middle-Management Elf
Unknown: Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer
Unknown: Rufus, the Gift-wrapping Elf
----------
Fruitfilm
Unknown: Ulrich Haarbürste
----------
Funky dried mushroom
Combat: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Shaman
----------
Furniture dolly
Combat: War Frat Kegrider
----------
Furry fur
Combat: Furry Giant
----------
Furry green turtle
Noncombat: A Rolling Turtle Gather No Moss
----------
Fuzzbump
Unknown: Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
----------
Fuzzy dice
Unknown: The Shore, Inc.
----------
Ga-ga radio
Combat: Snow Queen
----------
Gaia beads
Combat: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Shaman
----------
Gas balloon
Combat: Green Ops Soldier
Combat: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
----------
Gauze Immateria
Noncombat: The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever
----------
Gauze garter
Combat: Naughty Sorority Nurse
Combat: Sorority Nurse
----------
Gauze hammock
Item: Mummy wrapping
----------
Gauze shorts
Item: Mummy wrapping
----------
Gearbox necklace
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Genalen™ Bottle
Item: Hippy Army MPE
Noncombat: Blockin' Out the Scenery
----------
General Assembly Module
Noncombat: It Was All a Dream
Noncombat: Modular, Dude
----------
General Assembly Module
Noncombat: A Tree as Lovely as a Poem
----------
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Ghost cucumber
Combat: Ghostly pickle factory worker
----------
Ghuol ears
Combat: Gaunt ghuol
Combat: Ghuol
Combat: Gluttonous ghuol
Combat: Huge ghuol
----------
Ghuol egg
Combat: Gaunt ghuol
Combat: Ghuol
Combat: Gluttonous ghuol
Combat: Huge ghuol
----------
Ghuol guolash
Combat: Gluttonous ghuol
----------
Giant cactus quill
Combat: Cactuary
----------
Giant castle map
Noncombat: F-F-Fantastic!
----------
Giant discarded bottlecap
Unknown: Giant Trash Quest
----------
Giant discarded plastic fork
Unknown: Giant Trash Quest
----------
Giant discarded torn-up glove
Unknown: Giant Trash Quest
----------
Giant foam finger
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
----------
Giant moxie weed
Combat: Carnivorous Moxie Weed
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
Unknown: Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
Unknown: Shifty, the Thief Chief
----------
Giant needle
Combat: Raver Giant
----------
Giant pinky ring
Unknown: Strange Leaflet Walkthrough
----------
Gilded ancient cursed chest
Unknown: Ocean Treasure
----------
Gilded ancient cursed key
Unknown: Ocean Treasure
----------
Gingerbread bugbear
Item: Crimbo stocking
Item: Extra special Crimbo stocking
Noncombat: The Bugbear Baker
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
Unknown: Bradley, the Pencil-Pushing Elf
Unknown: Dopey, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Grumpy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Happy, the Reindeer (Halloween)
Unknown: Limbergh, the Middle-Management Elf
Unknown: Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer
Unknown: Rufus, the Gift-wrapping Elf
----------
Gingerbread horror
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Gingham blouse
Noncombat: The Tablecloths Have Turned
----------
Glass Balls of the Goblin King
Combat: The Knob Goblin King
----------
Glass of goat's milk
Combat: Dairy goat
----------
Glowing El Vibrato drone
Item: El Vibrato drone
----------
Glowing red eye
Combat: MagiMechTech MechaMech
----------
Gnatwing
Combat: Tan Gnat
----------
Gnauga hide
Combat: Vicious gnauga
----------
Gnocchetti di Nietzsche
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Gnoll lips
Combat: Bugged bugbear
Combat: Gnollish Bodybuilder
Combat: Gnollish Flyslayer
Combat: Gnollish Gearhead
Combat: Gnollish Plungermaster
Combat: Gnollish Sorceress
Combat: Gnollish Tirejuggler
----------
Gnoll teeth
Combat: Bugged bugbear
Combat: Gnollish Bodybuilder
Combat: Gnollish Crossdresser
Combat: Gnollish Flyslayer
Combat: Gnollish Plungermaster
Combat: Gnollish Sorceress
Combat: Gnollish Tirejuggler
Combat: One-eyed Gnoll
Combat: Zombie Gnollish crossdresser
----------
Gnollish flyswatter
Combat: Gnollish Flyslayer
----------
Gnollish pie server
Combat: Gnollish Piebaker
----------
Gnollish pie tin
Combat: Gnollish Piebaker
----------
Gnollish plunger
Combat: Gnollish Plungermaster
----------
Gnollish slotted spoon
Combat: Gnollish War Chef
----------
Gnollish toolbox
Combat: Gnollish Gearhead
----------
Gnomish toolbox
Noncombat: Gno More Mr. Gnice Guy
----------
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
Unknown: Gnorbert, the Elder Gnomad
Unknown: Going Postal
----------
Goat beard
Combat: Drunk goat
Combat: Sabre-toothed goat
----------
Goat cheese
Combat: Dairy goat
----------
Goat cheese pizza
Noncombat: That's Amore
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Goatskin umbrella
Noncombat: What a Maroon
----------
Gob of wet hair
Combat: Malevolent hair clog
----------
Gold lamé pants
Combat: Gaudy pirate
----------
Golden reeds
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
Golden ring (item)
Combat: Golden ring (monster)
----------
Goodfella contract
Unknown: Penguin Goodfella
----------
Goofballs
Unknown: A Suspicious-Looking Guy
----------
Googly eye
Combat: Angry raccoon puppet
Combat: Striking Factory-Worker Elf
Combat: Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
Combat: Striking Middle-Management Elf
Combat: Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
Combat: Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
----------
Goth kid t-shirt
Item: Warm Subject gift certificate
----------
Gourd potion
Unknown: Defend the Gourd Quest
----------
Gr8ps
Combat: Sk8 gnome
----------
Grapefruit
Combat: Fruit Golem
Combat: Lesser Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
----------
Grapes
Combat: Lesser Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
Item: Fruitfilm
----------
Grassy cutlass
Combat: Grassy pirate
----------
Grateful Undead T-shirt
Combat: Corpulent zobmie
----------
Grave robbing shovel
Combat: Grave rober
----------
Greasy dreadlock
Combat: Filthy hippy
----------
Green candy heart
Item: Green candygram
Unknown: Summon Candy Heart
----------
Green clay bead
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
Combat: C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative
Combat: Glass of Orange Juice
Combat: Green Ops Soldier
Combat: Neil
Combat: Slow Talkin' Elliot
Combat: War Hippy Windtalker
Combat: Zim Merman
----------
Green glowstick
Noncombat: Cravin' for a Ravin'
----------
Green pixel
Combat: Koopa Troopa
Combat: Zol
----------
Green smoke bomb
Combat: Green Ops Soldier
----------
Green snowcone
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
----------
Green-frosted astral cupcake
Combat: Bustle in the Hedgerow
Combat: Really Interesting Wallpaper
Combat: Trippy Floating Head (Casey Kasem)
----------
Gremlin juice
Combat: A.M.C. gremlin
Combat: Batwinged gremlin
Combat: Erudite gremlin
Combat: Spider gremlin
Combat: Vegetable gremlin
----------
Gremlin mutagen
Combat: A.M.C. gremlin
Combat: Batwinged gremlin
Combat: Erudite gremlin
Combat: Spider gremlin
Combat: Vegetable gremlin
----------
Grog
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
----------
Grouchy restless spirit
Combat: Animated nightstand (White)
----------
Grue egg
Unknown: Old Strange Leaflet Quest
Unknown: Strange Leaflet Walkthrough
----------
Grumpy old man charrrm
Combat: Curmudgeonly pirate
Item: Grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
----------
Grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
Item: Grumpy old man charrrm
----------
Grungy bandana
Combat: Grungy pirate
----------
Grungy flannel shirt
Combat: Grungy pirate
----------
Guano coffee cup
Item: Bat guano
----------
Guitar pick
Combat: Drab Bard
----------
Gummi-Gnauga
Unknown: Gnestor, the Gnomish Gnomad
----------
Guy made of bee pollen
Combat: The Guy Made Of Bees
----------
Half of a memo
Combat: Animated nightstand (Mahogany)
----------
Half-orchid
Item: Mayflower bouquet
----------
Half-rotten brain
Noncombat: Turn Your Head and Coffin
----------
Halfberd
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy guard
----------
Hamethyst
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
Item: Pork elf goodies sack
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
----------
Handful of confetti
Unknown: Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
----------
Handful of drink tickets
Noncombat: Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
----------
Handful of hand chalk
Combat: Chalkdust wraith
----------
Handful of moss
Combat: Rolling stone
----------
Handful of nuts and berries
Combat: Cavewomyn hippy
----------
Handful of pine needles
Combat: Caveman hippy
Combat: Cavewomyn hippy
----------
Handful of sand
Combat: Cactuary
Combat: Giant giant giant centipede
Combat: Plaque of locusts
Combat: Rock scorpion
Combat: Swarm of fire ants
Item: Handful of sand
----------
Handful of sawdust
Combat: Curmudgeonly pirate
----------
Handful of walnuts
Item: Hippy Army MPE
Noncombat: Blockin' Out the Scenery
----------
Handmade hobby horse
Item: Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
----------
Handsomeness potion
Combat: Handsome mariachi
----------
Hang glider
Combat: EXtreme Sports Orcs
----------
Hanukkimbo dreidl
Item: Small Crimbo Pressie
----------
Happiness
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Hard rock candy
Noncombat: Rod Nevada, Vendor
----------
Hard-boiled ostrich egg
Noncombat: Last Egg Gets Al
----------
Harem girl t-shirt
Combat: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
----------
Harold's bell
Noncombat: Don't Hurt 'Em
----------
Harold's hammer handle
Noncombat: Please, Hammer
----------
Harold's hammer head
Noncombat: Please, Hammer
----------
Headhunter necktie
Combat: Pygmy headhunter
----------
Heart of the filthworm queen
Combat: Queen filthworm
----------
Heavy D
Combat: Alphabet Giant
----------
Hedge maze key
Unknown: The Hedge Maze
----------
Hedge maze puzzle
Combat: Topiary golem
----------
Hellion cube
Combat: Hellion
----------
Helmet turtle
Noncombat: Corpse in the Copse
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Footprints
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
----------
Hemp string
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
----------
Henna face paint
Combat: Green Ops Soldier
----------
Henna tattoo
Noncombat: The Hennamaster
----------
Herb brownies
Unknown: Moonblossom the Filthy Hippy
----------
Herbal stuffing
Combat: Stuffing Golem
----------
Herbs
Combat: Business hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy Vegan chef
----------
Hermit permit
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
----------
Hermit script
Item: 31337 scroll
----------
Hexagonal wand
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Hey Deze map
Noncombat: Highway to Hey Deze
----------
Hey Deze nuts
Item: Hey Deze map
----------
Hi-density nylocite leg armor
Noncombat: The Red Menace
----------
High-octane olive oil
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
High-resistance ultrapolymer plating
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
Combat: Rudolphus of Crimborg
Noncombat: Crates of Plates
----------
Hill of beans
Combat: Knob Goblin Bean Counter
----------
Hippy Army MPE
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
----------
Hippy medical kit
Combat: War Hippy Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
----------
Hippy protest button
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
----------
Hobo gristle
Combat: Drunken half-orc hobo
Combat: Hung-over half-orc hobo
----------
Hockey stick of furious angry rage
Combat: Hockey elemental
----------
Holy MacGuffin
Combat: Ed the Undying
----------
Homeopathic healing powder
Noncombat: She's So Unusual (Herbs or Medicines)
----------
Homoerotic frat-paddle
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
Combat: Zombie frat boy
Noncombat: Murder by Death
Noncombat: Purple Hazers
Noncombat: Rosie the Carpenter
----------
Honey-dew
Combat: Angry poet
----------
Honey-dipped locust
Combat: Plaque of locusts
Unknown: Hugo, the Weaver
----------
Horizontal tango
Unknown: Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
----------
Hors d'oeuvre tray
Combat: Floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
----------
Hot date
Combat: Blur
Combat: Oasis monster
Combat: Rolling stone
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Hot katana blade
Combat: Demoninja
----------
Hot wing
Combat: G imp
Combat: P imp
Noncombat: On Wings of Fire
----------
Huge mirror shard
Unknown: The Entrance Cavern (1)
----------
Huge spoon
Combat: Gluttonous ghuol
----------
Hugo's Weaving Manual
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Humming El Vibrato drone
Item: El Vibrato drone
----------
Hypnodisk
Combat: Hypnotist of Hey Deze
----------
IGoogly
Combat: Arc-Welding Elfborg
Combat: Decal-Applying Elfborg
Combat: Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg
Combat: Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
----------
Ice baby
Item: Ice sickle
Item: Iceberglet
----------
Ice pick
Item: Ice baby
Item: Iceberglet
----------
Ice sickle
Item: Ice skates
Item: Iceberglet
----------
Ice skates
Item: Ice pick
Item: Iceberglet
----------
Ice stein
Noncombat: She's So Unusual (Alcohol)
----------
Ice-cold Sir Schlitz
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
Combat: Zombie frat boy
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Ice-cold six-pack
Noncombat: Ennui is Wasted on the Young
Noncombat: Man'sh Besht Friend
Noncombat: Roulette Grabassing
Noncombat: Yaaaaay, beer!
----------
Ice-cold Willer
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Item: Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Gnollish Frat Party
Noncombat: Gnollish Toga Party
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon Relaxation
Noncombat: This Song is for the Rats
Noncombat: Tucking in the Friar
Noncombat: White Men Shouldn't Drink
----------
Ice-cold fotie
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
Item: Handful of drink tickets
Noncombat: Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
Noncombat: Raternal Bonds
----------
Ice-cold six-pack
Item: Beer cartilage
Noncombat: A Beach
Noncombat: Beeeeeeeer!
----------
Iced-out bling
Unknown: Summon a Mushroom Familiar
----------
Icy katana hilt
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Hilt)
----------
Iiti Kitty phone charm
Combat: Iiti Kitty
----------
Imitation nice watch
Item: Small Crimbo Pressie
----------
Immense cyborg hand
Combat: Strangler strangling
----------
Imp Ale
Combat: G imp
Combat: L imp
Combat: P imp
Combat: W imp
Noncombat: Der Bierdieb
----------
Incredibly dense meat gem
Combat: Infinite meat bug
----------
Inexplicably glowing rock
Noncombat: Luminosity
----------
Infernal insoles
Combat: Fallen Archfiend
----------
Inkwell
Combat: Writing desk
----------
Insanely spicy bean burrito
Noncombat: EXtremely Lost
----------
Ion grid
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
Combat: Rudolphus of Crimborg
----------
Irate sombrero
Combat: Irate mariachi
----------
Iron pasta spoon
Combat: Mob Penguin Pasta Chef
Combat: Mob Penguin Smith
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
----------
Irradiated pet snacks
Noncombat: Rokay, Raggy!
----------
Jabañero-flavored chewing gum
Item: Pack of chewing gum
Noncombat: A Chewy Encounter (Jabañero)
----------
Jack flapper
Combat: Decent lumberjack
----------
Jam band flyers
Unknown: Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena
----------
Jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
Noncombat: Voulez-vous manger avec moi?
----------
Jar of anniversary jam
Item: Anniversary gift box
----------
Jarlsberg's earring
Noncombat: Room 10: Treasure!
----------
Jarlsberg's key
Item: Jarlsberg's key lime pie
Noncombat: Room 10: Treasure!
----------
Jazz soap
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Jolly Roger charrrm
Combat: Scary pirate (28 Days Later)
Item: Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
----------
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
Combat: Smarmy pirate
Item: Jolly Roger charrrm
----------
Joybuzzer
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Jug-o-magicalness
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?
----------
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer
Item: Evil golden arches
Unknown: Evil Golden Arches
----------
Jumbo olive
Combat: Evil Olive
Item: Fruit basket
----------
Junior LAAAAME merit badge
Unknown: The LAAAAME Observatory
----------
KWE Trading Cards
Item: Pack of KWE trading card
----------
KWE-brand transistor radio
Unknown: John Wilke's Booth
----------
Kamicorpse-ee
Combat: El Novio Cadáver
----------
Keg shield
Combat: War Frat 110th Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
----------
Ketchup hound
Combat: Bob Racecar
----------
Kevlateflocite helmet
Noncombat: I Am Serious, and Don't Call Me Carol
----------
Kick-ass kicks
Combat: Beer Bongadier
Combat: Brutus, the toga-clad lout
Combat: Danglin' Chad
Combat: Elite Beer Bongadier
Combat: Naughty Sorority Nurse
Combat: Next Generation Frat Boy
Combat: Sorority Nurse
Combat: Sorority Operator
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Wartender
----------
Killing feather
Combat: Killing bird
----------
Kiss the Knob apron
Noncombat: Knob Goblin BBQ
----------
Kneecapping stick
Combat: Mob Penguin Smasher
Combat: Mob Penguin Thug
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
----------
Knob Goblin Uberpants
Noncombat: Knob Goblin Luck!
----------
Knob Goblin elite helm
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman
----------
Knob Goblin elite pants
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman
----------
Knob Goblin elite polearm
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman
----------
Knob Goblin elite shirt
Combat: Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman
----------
Knob Goblin encryption key
Noncombat: Code Red
----------
Knob Goblin firecracker
Combat: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
----------
Knob Goblin harem pants
Combat: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Noncombat: A Bard Day's Night
----------
Knob Goblin harem veil
Combat: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Noncombat: A Bard Day's Night
----------
Knob Goblin love potion
Combat: Knob Goblin Mad Scientist
Unknown: Obesetima, the Knob Goblin Harem Girl
----------
Knob Goblin lunchbox
Noncombat: Lunchboxing
----------
Knob Goblin melon baller
Combat: Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
----------
Knob Goblin pants
Combat: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Combat: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Combat: Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
Combat: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
Combat: Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Noncombat: Knob Goblin BBQ
----------
Knob Goblin perfume
Combat: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Noncombat: A Series of Fortunate Events
----------
Knob Goblin scimitar
Combat: Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
----------
Knob Goblin seltzer
Combat: Knob Goblin Mad Scientist
Combat: Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Knob Goblin spatula
Combat: Knob Goblin Chef
Combat: Knob Goblin Master Chef
----------
Knob Goblin steroids
Combat: Knob Goblin Mad Scientist
Unknown: Gronk, the Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman
----------
Knob Goblin superseltzer
Combat: Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
Noncombat: Believe it or Not
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Knob Goblin tongs
Combat: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Combat: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Combat: Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Noncombat: Knob Goblin BBQ
----------
Knob Goblin visor
Combat: Knob Goblin Bean Counter
Combat: Knob Goblin Embezzler
----------
Knob Kitchen grab-bag
Noncombat: Luck in the Kitchen
----------
Knob butter
Noncombat: Kevin'x, the Knob Goblin Chef
----------
Knob ka-bobs
Item: Frat Army FGF
Noncombat: Fratacombs
----------
Knob mushroom
Combat: Knob Goblin Master Chef
Item: Knob Kitchen grab-bag
----------
Knob pasty
Item: Knob Goblin lunchbox
----------
Knob sausage
Combat: Knob Goblin Chef
Item: Knob Kitchen grab-bag
----------
Knobby helmet turtle
Noncombat: C'mere, Little Fella!
----------
Knoll mushroom
Combat: Gnollish War Chef
----------
LED block
Combat: Arc-Welding Elfborg
Combat: Decal-Applying Elfborg
Combat: Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg
Combat: Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
----------
Large box
Combat: Mind flayer
Combat: Quantum Mechanic
----------
Large stone triangle
Unknown: Stone Triangle
----------
Laser cannon
Noncombat: Lasers are a blast!
----------
Laser targeting chip
Noncombat: Cyborgs on Ice!
----------
Laser-broiled pear
Combat: Death ray in a pear tree
----------
Lavender candy heart
Item: Lavender candygram
Unknown: Summon Candy Heart
----------
Lead pipe
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
Noncombat: War, Man. Like, Wow.
----------
Leaflet
Combat: Lumberjuan
----------
Leather chaps
Combat: Bob Racecar
Combat: Racecar Bob
----------
Leather mask
Combat: G imp
----------
Leathery bat skin
Combat: Tomb bat
----------
Leathery cat skin
Combat: Iiti Kitty
----------
Leathery rat skin
Combat: Tomb rat
----------
Left half of a heart necklace
Item: Heart necklace
----------
Leftovers of indeterminate origin
Combat: Demonic icebox
Noncombat: Nicebox
----------
Lemon
Combat: Lemon-in-the-box
Combat: Lesser Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
Item: Fruitfilm
Noncombat: Ennui is Wasted on the Young
Noncombat: I Prefer Pi
Noncombat: We Apologize To Our English Players For the Lameness of the Pun
----------
Lemon meringue pie
Unknown: Summoning Chamber
----------
Length of string
Combat: Striking Factory-Worker Elf
Combat: Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
Combat: Striking Middle-Management Elf
Combat: Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
Combat: Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
----------
Leotarrrd
Combat: Swarthy pirate
----------
Leprechaun hatchling
Item: Bowl of lucky charms
Unknown: Because Stereotypes Are Awesome
----------
Lesser grodulated violet
Item: Mayflower bouquet
----------
Letter from King Ralph XI
Unknown: The Toot Oriole
----------
Liar's pants
Item: Evil flaming eyeball pendant
Item: Flaming familiar doppelgänger
Item: Flaming juggler's balls
Item: Flaming pink shirt
Item: Great Ball of Frozen Fire
----------
Library card
Combat: Ourang-Outang
----------
Lihc eye
Combat: Gargantulihc
Combat: Lihc
Combat: Senile lihc
Combat: Slick lihc
----------
Lihc face
Combat: Gargantulihc
Combat: Senile lihc
Combat: Slick lihc
----------
Limburger biker boots
Unknown: Summon a Mushroom Familiar
----------
Lime
Combat: Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
Noncombat: I Prefer Pi
Noncombat: We Apologize To Our English Players For the Lameness of the Pun
Unknown: Eleven
Unknown: Thirty-seven
Unknown: Twenty-three
----------
Lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
Item: Pack of chewing gum
Noncombat: A Chewy Encounter (Lime)
----------
Line
Combat: One-Eyed Willie
Combat: The Axe Wound
Combat: The Beaver
Combat: The Box
Combat: The Burrowing Bishop
Combat: The Camel's Toe
Combat: The Flange
Combat: The Honey Pot
Combat: The Hooded Warrior
Combat: The Junk
Combat: The Little Man in the Canoe
Combat: The Muff
Combat: The Pork Sword
Combat: The Skinflute
Combat: The Trouser Snake
Combat: The Twig and Berries
Item: Star key lime pie
----------
Linnea's Monster Truck
Unknown: Linnea's Monster Truck
Unknown: Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
----------
Linoleum crossbow
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Linoleum ore
Noncombat: Either Ore
Noncombat: Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
----------
Linoleum staff
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Linoleum sword
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Lion oil
Combat: White lion
----------
Lit birthday cake
Noncombat: Knob Goblin BBQ
----------
Little paper umbrella
Noncombat: The Great Ess Capay
Unknown: Advanced Cocktailcrafting
----------
Loaded dice
Unknown: Why Did It Have To Be Snake Eyes?
----------
Loaded serum blowgun
Unknown: Doc Galaktik's Quest for a Cure
----------
Loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
Noncombat: 7 High
----------
Lockenstock™ sandals
Combat: C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative
Combat: Glass of Orange Juice
Combat: Neil
Combat: Slow Talkin' Elliot
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
Combat: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Shaman
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Combat: War Hippy Windtalker
Combat: Zim Merman
----------
Logic synthesizer
Combat: Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
Combat: Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
Combat: Rudolphus of Crimborg
----------
Long pork
Combat: Boaraffe
----------
Long skinny balloon
Combat: Scary clown
Combat: Zombie Clown
----------
Longhaired hippy wig
Combat: Neil
----------
Loose teeth
Combat: Conjoined zmombie
Combat: Corpulent zobmie
Combat: Grave rober zmobie
Combat: Skleleton
Combat: Skullbat
Combat: Toothy sklelton
Combat: Zmobie (monster)
Combat: Zombie zmobie
Item: Orange and black Crimboween candy
Unknown: Resting
----------
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
Combat: Lord Spookyraven
----------
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Ornate)
----------
Lord of the Flies-sized fries
Item: Evil golden arches
Unknown: Evil Golden Arches
----------
Los chinos
Combat: Lumberjuan
----------
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Lovecat tail
Item: Questionable taco
----------
Lowercase N
Combat: XXX pr0n
----------
Lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
----------
Lucky rabbit's foot
Unknown: Blaine
Unknown: Izzy the Lizard
Unknown: Olaf the Janitor
Unknown: White Citadel Quest
----------
Lupine sword
Combat: Knight (Wolf)
----------
Mad Train wine
Combat: Drunken half-orc hobo
Combat: Drunken zombie half-orc hobo
Combat: Hung-over half-orc hobo
Combat: Rushing bum
Noncombat: Dumpster Diving
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Mafia aria
Combat: Mob Penguin Soprano
Combat: Mob Penguin Supervisor
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
----------
Magic lamp
Noncombat: Ouch! You bump into a door!
----------
Magical ice cube with a fly in it
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Magical ice cubes
Noncombat: A Sappy Vacation (ice cubes)
Unknown: Advanced Cocktailcrafting
----------
Magicalness-in-a-can
Combat: Undead elbow macaroni (monster)
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Trespasser
----------
Maiden wig
Combat: Gnollish Crossdresser
Combat: Zombie Gnollish crossdresser
----------
Makeshift cape
Item: Makeshift turban
----------
Makeshift crane
Item: Makeshift skirt
----------
Makeshift skirt
Item: Makeshift cape
----------
Makeshift turban
Item: Makeshift crane
Item: Towel
----------
Manetwich
Unknown: Louvre It or Leave It (The Luncheon on the Grass)
----------
Manual of Dexterity
Unknown: Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
Unknown: Stradella, the Accordion Thief
Unknown: The Wizard of Ego
----------
Manual of Labor
Unknown: Grignr, the Seal Clubber
Unknown: Terri, the Turtle Tamer
Unknown: The Wizard of Ego
----------
Manual of Transmission
Unknown: Asiago, the Pastamancer
Unknown: Edam, the Sauceror
Unknown: The Wizard of Ego
----------
Maple syrup
Combat: Lumberjill
Unknown: John Lumberto, the lumberjack
----------
Marble wand
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Margarita
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Mariachi G-string
Combat: Irate mariachi
----------
Mariachi pants
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Noncombat: The Road Less Visible
----------
Marinated stakes
Noncombat: Cindy, the Vampire Slayer
----------
Mariner's Friend cough drops
Combat: Ancient Mariner
----------
Marquis de Poivre soda
Unknown: A Soda Machine
----------
Martini
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Marzipan skull
Combat: Mariachi calavera
Item: Pile of candy
----------
Massive bag of catnip
Combat: Business hippy
----------
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Mayfly bait necklace
Item: Packet of mayfly bait
----------
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
Item: Frat Army FGF
Unknown: Defowl the Farm
Unknown: McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse
----------
Meat engine
Combat: Heavy Kegtank
----------
Meat from yesterday
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon in the Spring (Question Every Goblin)
----------
Meat globe
Unknown: The Shore, Inc.
----------
Meat paste
Combat: Flame-broiled meat blob
Combat: Overdone flame-broiled meat blob
----------
Meat stack
Combat: Anglerbush
Combat: Knob Goblin Bean Counter
Combat: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Noncombat: Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
Unknown: Deep Inside the Knob Shaft
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
----------
Meat vortex
Combat: Me4t begZ0r
----------
Medium stone triangle
Unknown: Stone Triangle
----------
Mega Gem (accessory)
Noncombat: Mega Gem (adventure)
----------
Megatofu
Item: Hippy Army MPE
Unknown: McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse
----------
Meleegra™ pills
Noncombat: La Farmacia de Suenos
----------
Melted Jell-o shot
Item: Frat Army FGF
Noncombat: Fratacombs
----------
Mesh cap
Combat: Bob Racecar
Combat: Racecar Bob
----------
Metallic A
Combat: MagiMechTech MechaMech
----------
Metallic foil bow
Item: Metallic foil cat ears
----------
Metallic foil cat ears
Item: Metallic foil radar dish
----------
Metallic foil radar dish
Item: Metallic foil bow
----------
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
Noncombat: All The Rave
----------
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
Combat: Raver Giant
----------
Mind flayer corpse
Combat: Mind flayer
----------
Miner's helmet
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
Noncombat: 100% Legal
Noncombat: See You Next Fall
----------
Miner's pants
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)
Combat: 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
Noncombat: 100% Legal
Noncombat: A Flat Miner
----------
Miniature carton of clove cigarettes
Combat: Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies
----------
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
Item: Miniborg hiveminder
----------
Miniborg beeper
Item: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Miniborg hiveminder
Item: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Miniborg laser
Item: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Miniborg stomper
Item: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Miniborg strangler
Item: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Misshapen animal skeleton
Item: Dusty animal skull
----------
Mixed wildflower greens
Item: Hippy Army MPE
Noncombat: Blockin' Out the Scenery
----------
Mizzenmast mop
Combat: Curmudgeonly pirate
----------
Mob Penguin cellular phone
Combat: Mob Penguin Soprano
Combat: Mob Penguin Supervisor
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
----------
Mohawk wig
Combat: Burly Sidekick
----------
Mojo filter
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Molotov cocktail cocktail
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Unknown: Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
Unknown: The Lighthouse Keeper
----------
Molybdenum crescent wrench
Item: Molybdenum magnet
----------
Molybdenum hammer
Item: Molybdenum magnet
----------
Molybdenum magnet
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Molybdenum pliers
Item: Molybdenum magnet
----------
Molybdenum screwdriver
Item: Molybdenum magnet
----------
Monkey wrench
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
----------
Monstar energy beverage
Combat: War Frat Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
----------
Mood ring
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Mosquito larva
Noncombat: Rock-a-bye Larva
----------
Mossy stone sphere
Combat: Ancient protector spirit
----------
Mother's little helper
Combat: Rolling stone
----------
Mountain Stream soda
Combat: Darkness
Combat: EXtreme Orcish snowboarder
Combat: EXtreme Sports Orcs
Combat: EXtreme cross-country hippy
Combat: Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc
Item: Six pack of Mountain Stream
Unknown: Magic Missile
----------
Moxie weed
Combat: Carnivorous Moxie Weed
Combat: Drunken half-orc hobo
Combat: Drunken zombie half-orc hobo
Combat: Hung-over half-orc hobo
Combat: Rushing bum
Combat: Triffid
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Mr. Accessory
Item: Extra special Crimbo stocking
----------
Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game
Unknown: Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game
----------
Mr. Mediocrebar
Item: Abandoned candy
Unknown: The Apathetic Lizardman (Halloween)
----------
Mt. Noob Pale Ale
Unknown: Toot Oriole Quest
----------
Mullet wig
Noncombat: The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
Noncombat: White Trash Can
----------
Mummy mask
Item: Mummy wrapping
----------
Mummy wrapping
Combat: Iiti Kitty
Combat: Tomb bat
Combat: Tomb servant
----------
Munchies pill
Noncombat: She's So Unusual (Food)
----------
Mushroom fermenting solution
Unknown: Defeat Felonia
----------
Mushroom pizza
Noncombat: That's Amore
----------
Nanite-infested candy cane
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
Unknown: Hugh, the former Crimborg
----------
Nanite-infested eggnog
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Nanite-infested fruitcake
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Nanofiber cloth
Combat: Arc-Welding Elfborg
Combat: Decal-Applying Elfborg
Combat: Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg
Combat: Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
----------
Natty blue ascot
Combat: Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV
----------
Natural fennel soda
Combat: War Hippy Homeopath
Combat: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
----------
Naughty fortune teller
Item: Naughty origami kit
Item: Naughty paper shuriken
Item: Origami "gentlemen's" magazine
Item: Origami pasties
Item: Origami riding crop
----------
Naughty paper shuriken
Item: Naughty fortune teller
Item: Naughty origami kit
Item: Origami "gentlemen's" magazine
Item: Origami pasties
Item: Origami riding crop
----------
Necrotelicomnicon
Noncombat: Melvil Dewey Would Be Ashamed
----------
New Cloaca-Cola
Item: Six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
----------
Ninja hot pants
Combat: Demoninja
----------
Ninja mop
Combat: Ninja Snowman Janitor
----------
Ninja pirate zombie robot
Item: Ninja pirate zombie robot head
----------
Non-Essential Amulet
Noncombat: Mist Angst, the Protagonist
----------
Non-Euclidean hoof
Combat: Cubist bull
----------
Not-a-pipe
Noncombat: Up in the Hippo Room
----------
Now and Earlier
Unknown: Nothing. Nothing at all.
----------
Obsidian dagger
Combat: Ancient protector spirit
----------
Oil of Parrrlay
Combat: Creamy pirate
----------
Oily golden mushroom
Unknown: A Suspicious-Looking Guy
----------
Oily rag
Combat: Gnollish Gearhead
----------
Old coin purse
Combat: Animated nightstand (Mahogany)
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Mahogany)
----------
Old leather wallet
Combat: Animated nightstand (Mahogany)
Noncombat: One Nightstand (White)
----------
Olive
Combat: Drab Bard
Combat: Evil Olive
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
----------
Opera mask
Combat: Ghastly organist
----------
Orange
Combat: Fruit Golem
Combat: Lesser Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
Item: Fruitfilm
----------
Orange and black Crimboween candy
Unknown: Linnea, the Scream Queen
----------
Orange candy heart
Item: Orange candygram
Unknown: Summon Candy Heart
----------
Orange glowstick
Noncombat: Cravin' for a Ravin'
----------
Orange peel hat
Combat: Glass of Orange Juice
----------
Orange snowcone
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
----------
Orange-frosted astral cupcake
Combat: Gathering of Angels?
Combat: Swarm of Country Bats
Combat: Visible Music
----------
Orcish Frat House blueprints
Noncombat: This Adventure Bites
----------
Orcish baseball cap
Combat: EXtreme Sports Orcs
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
Noncombat: Busting a Cap
Noncombat: Purple Hazers
Noncombat: Sing This Explosion to Me
----------
Orcish cargo shorts
Combat: EXtreme Sports Orcs
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)
Noncombat: From Stoked to Smoked
Noncombat: Purple Hazers
Noncombat: Room Raider
----------
Orcish meat locker
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon Loot
----------
Order of the Silver Wossname
Unknown: Mysterious Island Quest
----------
Origami "gentlemen's" magazine
Item: Naughty fortune teller
Item: Naughty origami kit
Item: Naughty paper shuriken
Item: Origami pasties
Item: Origami riding crop
----------
Origami pasties
Item: Naughty fortune teller
Item: Naughty origami kit
Item: Naughty paper shuriken
Item: Origami "gentlemen's" magazine
Item: Origami riding crop
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Origami riding crop
Item: Naughty fortune teller
Item: Naughty origami kit
Item: Naughty paper shuriken
Item: Origami "gentlemen's" magazine
Item: Origami pasties
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Original G
Combat: Alphabet Giant
----------
Oriole-feather headdress
Unknown: Old Toot Oriole Quest
----------
Ornate ancient cursed chest
Unknown: Ocean Treasure
----------
Ornate ancient cursed key
Unknown: Ocean Treasure
----------
Outrageous sombrero
Noncombat: Another Adventure About BorderTown
----------
Overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
Combat: Lonely construct
----------
Oversized fish scaler
Combat: Swiss hen
----------
Oversized pizza cutter
Combat: MagiMechTech MechaMech
----------
Ovoid leather thing
Combat: Caveman frat boy
Combat: Caveman frat pledge
----------
PADL Phone
Combat: Beer Bongadier
Combat: Elite Beer Bongadier
Combat: Heavy Kegtank
Combat: Naughty Sorority Nurse
Combat: Panty Raider Frat Boy
Combat: Sorority Nurse
Combat: Sorority Operator
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Kegrider
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
Combat: War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Noncombat: I Am The Brotherhood
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Pack of chewing gum
Noncombat: Forget Not That I am an Ass
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Packet of tofurkey gravy
Combat: Malevolent Tofurkey
----------
Pagoda plans
Item: Elf Farm Raffle ticket
----------
Pail
Combat: Ninja Snowman Janitor
Unknown: Pretentious Artist Quest
----------
Pail of pretentious paint
Noncombat: They Tried and Pailed
----------
Painful penne pasta
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
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Palm frond
Combat: Blur
Combat: Oasis monster
Combat: Rolling stone
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
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Palm-frond capris
Item: Palm frond
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Palm-frond cloak
Item: Palm frond
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Palm-frond fan
Item: Palm frond
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Palm-frond net
Item: Palm frond
----------
Palm-frond whip
Item: Palm frond
----------
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
Noncombat: No Good Deed
Noncombat: The Dusk Zone
----------
Pants of the Slug Lord
Item: The Slug Lord's map
----------
Panty raider camouflage
Combat: Panty Raider Frat Boy
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Papaya
Item: 668 scroll
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
Noncombat: I Prefer Pi
Noncombat: No sir, away! A papaya war is on!
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Pasta spoon
Noncombat: A Pair of Craters
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
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Pat-a-cake pendant
Noncombat: Happy Birthday, Claude
----------
Patchouli incense stick
Combat: Filthy hippy
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
----------
Patchouli oil bomb
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Unknown: Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
Unknown: The Lighthouse Keeper
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Patent antipsychotics
Combat: Usher
----------
Penguin skin
Combat: Mob Penguin Smasher
Combat: Mob Penguin Thug
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
----------
Penultimate Fantasy chest
Noncombat: Random Lack of an Encounter
Noncombat: Treasure! (Airship)
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Peppercorns of Power
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
Perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
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Perforated battle paddle
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat 151st Infantryman
Combat: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Noncombat: I Am The Brotherhood
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Perpendicular hula
Unknown: Shifty, the Thief Chief
----------
Personal massager
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Personalized coffee mug
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Pet rock "Groucho" disguise
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Pet rock "Snooty" disguise
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Phat turquoise bead
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
----------
Phonics down
Combat: Protagonist
Item: Penultimate Fantasy chest
----------
Photograph of God
Noncombat: Do Geese See God?
----------
Photoprotoneutron torpedo
Combat: MagiMechTech MechaMech
----------
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
----------
Pickle-flavored chewing gum
Item: Pack of chewing gum
Noncombat: A Chewy Encounter (Pickle)
----------
Picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
Item: Cloaca-Cola knapsack
Item: Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
----------
Piece of after eight
Unknown: Cap'n Sargasso, the Cursed Pirate
----------
Piece of wedding cake
Combat: White zombie
Noncombat: Don't Fence Me In
Noncombat: Start Again
----------
Pile of candy
Combat: Angry piñata
----------
Pile of dusty animal bones
Combat: Skeletal cat
Combat: Skeletal hamster
Combat: Skeletal monkey
Noncombat: Sweeping Up the Skeleton Bones
----------
Pile of jumping beans
Combat: Raging bull
----------
Pile of shiny pebbles
Noncombat: Eureka!
----------
Pile of smoking rags
Unknown: Summoning Chamber
----------
Pine tar
Combat: Axe handle
----------
Pine wand
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Pine-Fresh air freshener
Combat: Pine bat
----------
Pink bat eye
Combat: Albino bat
----------
Pink candy heart
Item: Pink candygram
Unknown: Summon Candy Heart
----------
Pink clay bead
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
----------
Pink glowstick
Noncombat: Cravin' for a Ravin'
----------
Pink plastic baby
Item: Vanilla-frosted king cake
----------
Pink-frosted astral cupcake
Combat: Feeling That You're Being Watched
Combat: Higher Plane Serpents
Combat: Trippy Floating Head (Grand Moff Tarkin)
----------
Pirate fledges
Noncombat: A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
----------
Pirate pelvis
Combat: Swarthy pirate
----------
Pirate shirt
Noncombat: Taking a Souvenarrrr
----------
Pitchfork
Combat: Guy with a pitchfork, and his wife
----------
Pixellated candy heart
Unknown: The Old Man
----------
Plastic Wrap Immateria
Noncombat: Rip Rop Wrappety Do
----------
Plastic passion fruit
Unknown: Lemon Party Slot
----------
Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Combat: The Master Of Thieves
----------
Plexifoam chin strap
Noncombat: WTFa la la?
----------
Plexiglass pants
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Plexiglass pendant
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Plexiglass pike pike
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Plexiglass pinky ring
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Plexiglass pith helmet
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Plexiglass pocketwatch
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Plot hole
Combat: Possibility Giant
Noncombat: What are the Odds?
----------
Plus sign
Noncombat: Plus? Plus what?
----------
Plus-sized phylactery
Noncombat: Urning Your Keep
----------
Pointed stick
Combat: Pygmy headhunter
----------
Poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
Noncombat: A Menacing Phantom
----------
Polyalloy shield
Combat: Turtle mech
----------
Polymorphic fastening apparatus
Noncombat: Walkin' in a Dystopian Future Wonderland
----------
Pool cue
Noncombat: That's your cue
----------
Pork elf goodies sack
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Porquoise
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
Item: Pork elf goodies sack
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
----------
Portable corkscrew
Noncombat: Screwed
----------
Potato sprout
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
Unknown: The Placebo Defect
----------
Poultrygeist
Noncombat: Finger-Lickin'... Death.
----------
Poutine
Combat: Decent lumberjack
Combat: Poutine ooze
Noncombat: Oot to Lunch
----------
Powdered organs
Item: Canopic jar
----------
Pr0n legs
Combat: XXX pr0n
----------
Pregnant flaming mushroom
Unknown: Summon a Mushroom Familiar
----------
Pregnant frozen mushroom
Unknown: Summon a Mushroom Familiar
----------
Pregnant stinky mushroom
Unknown: Summon a Mushroom Familiar
----------
Pretentious paintbrush
Noncombat: Brushed off...
----------
Pretentious palette
Noncombat: Shoe of Many Colors
----------
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Probability potion
Combat: Possibility Giant
----------
Procrastination potion
Combat: Procrastination Giant
----------
Purple clay bead
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
----------
Purple corpsel
Combat: El Padre Cadáver
----------
Purple glowstick
Noncombat: Cravin' for a Ravin'
----------
Purple snowcone
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
----------
Purple-frosted astral cupcake
Combat: Elders of the Gentle Race
Combat: The Best Carpet Ever
Combat: Zombie Baby
----------
Pygmy blowgun
Combat: Pygmy blowgunner
----------
Pygmy nose-bone
Combat: Pygmy blowgunner
----------
Pygmy pygment
Combat: Pygmy assault squad
----------
Pygmy spear
Combat: Pygmy assault squad
----------
Quantum egg
Item: Giant castle map
Unknown: Giant Castle Map Quest
----------
Quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
Combat: Undead elbow macaroni (monster)
----------
Questionable taco
Noncombat: Questionable Tactics
----------
Radium-flavored potato chips
Unknown: A Snack Machine
----------
Raffle ticket
Unknown: The Raffle House
----------
Rainbow pearl
Unknown: Rainbow Pearl (adventure)
----------
Ram horns
Combat: Upgraded ram
----------
Ram stick
Combat: Upgraded ram
----------
Ram's Face Lager
Combat: Upgraded ram
----------
Rat appendix
Combat: Drunken rat
Combat: Ratbat
----------
Rat whisker
Combat: Drunken rat
----------
Ratgut
Combat: Ratbat
----------
Ravioli della hippy
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Ravioli hat
Noncombat: A Pair of Craters
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
----------
Razor-sharp can lid
Combat: Fiendish can of asparagus
Combat: Fiendish zombie can of asparagus
Combat: Possessed can of tomatoes
Noncombat: Cut Down in His Prime
Noncombat: Trespasser
----------
Really big tiny house
Noncombat: Tang Lung, the Ninja Snowman
----------
Really dense meat stack
Combat: The Man
----------
Really thick bandage
Item: Mummy wrapping
----------
Red class ring
Combat: War Frat 151st Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 110th Captain
Combat: War Frat Elite 500th Captain
Combat: War Frat Wartender
----------
Red paperclip
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon in the It's About Damn Time
----------
Red pixel
Combat: Buzzy Beetle
Combat: Goomba
Combat: Octorok
----------
Red snowcone
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
----------
Red-headed corpse
Combat: La Novia Cadáver
----------
Redrum
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
----------
Reinforced beaded headband
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
Combat: Neil
Combat: War Hippy (space) cadet
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
Combat: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Combat: War Hippy Spy
Combat: War Hippy Windtalker
Combat: War Hippy drill sergeant
Noncombat: He Got His Just Desserts
Noncombat: Uncle Jerry Wants You
----------
Reodorant
Combat: Business hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy
Combat: Crusty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Crusty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Dirty hippy
Combat: Dirty hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Filthy hippy
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
Combat: Filthy hippy jewelry maker
Combat: Zombie hippy
----------
Repaired El Vibrato drone
Combat: Lonely construct
----------
Retenez L'Herbe Paté
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Rhinestone cowboy shirt
Noncombat: Singin' the Same Old Song
----------
Rib of the Bonerdagon
Combat: The Bonerdagon
----------
Rice bowl
Combat: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)
----------
Ridiculously huge sword
Combat: Protagonist
----------
Ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon
Combat: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
----------
Rigging shampoo
Combat: Cleanly pirate
----------
Ring of adornment
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Ring of aggravate monster
Combat: Large kobold
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Ring of cold resistance
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Ring of conflict
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Ring of fire resistance
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Ring of gain strength
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Ring of half-assed regeneration
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
Noncombat: Unstubbed
----------
Ring of increase damage
Item: Dead mimic
----------
Roasted marshmallow
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Albino Ladies and Stuff
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Bedroom Game
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Beekeeper
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Diminishing Returns
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Event at Makeout Point
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Green Ribbon
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Hellhound
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious House in the Suburbs
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Moping Prince
Noncombat: The Tale of the Mysterious Sexy Pottery
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Robotronic egg
Combat: Goose a-laying
Unknown: RoboGoose
----------
Rock
Combat: Flint-scraping cave elf
Combat: Rock-banging cave elf
----------
Rock Pops
Item: Abandoned candy
Unknown: A Suspicious-Looking Guy (Halloween)
----------
Rock band flyers
Unknown: Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena
----------
Rockin' wagon
Unknown: Shifty, the Thief Chief
----------
Rocky raccoon
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Rogue swarmer
Combat: Swarm a-swarming
Item: Rogue swarmer
----------
Roll in the hay
Unknown: Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
----------
Roll of drink tickets
Noncombat: Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
----------
Roll of toilet paper
Combat: Toilet papergeist
Item: Roll of toilet paper
----------
Roofie
Combat: Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
----------
Rose-colored glasses
Unknown: A Suspicious-Looking Guy
----------
Rough stone sphere
Combat: Ancient protector spirit
----------
Round green sunglasses
Combat: Green Ops Soldier
----------
Round purple sunglasses
Combat: Bailey's Beetle
Combat: Glass of Orange Juice
Combat: War Hippy (space) cadet
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
Combat: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Fire Spinner
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Combat: War Hippy Spy
Combat: War Hippy Windtalker
Combat: War Hippy drill sergeant
Noncombat: He Got His Just Desserts
Noncombat: The Conundrums of War
----------
Royal jelly
Combat: Swarm of killer bees
----------
Rubber axe
Noncombat: Denim Axes Examined
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
----------
Rubber emo roe
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Ruby W
Combat: W imp
----------
Rum and cola
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
----------
Rum barrel charrrm
Combat: Tipsy pirate
Item: Rum barrel charrrm bracelet
----------
Rum barrel charrrm bracelet
Item: Rum barrel charrrm
----------
Rusty bonesaw
Noncombat: Skull, Skull, Skull
----------
Rusty chain necklace
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Rusty grave robbing shovel
Combat: Grave rober zmobie
----------
Rusty metal ring
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon Craziness
----------
Rusty metal shaft
Noncombat: Haiku Dungeon Monotony
----------
Rusty screwdriver
Noncombat: Screwdriver, wider than a mile.
Unknown: Innabox
----------
S.O.C.K.
Noncombat: F-F-Fantastic!
----------
S.T.L.T.
Noncombat: Death is a Boat
----------
SPF 451 lip balm
Noncombat: It's The Only Way To Be Sure
----------
Sabre teeth
Combat: Sabre-toothed ferret
Combat: Sabre-toothed goat
----------
Safarrri hat
Combat: Shady pirate
----------
Safety vest
Noncombat: Right in the Vestibule!
----------
Sake bomb
Combat: Heavy Kegtank
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Noncombat: Catching Some Zetas
Unknown: Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
----------
Salamander spleen
Combat: Salamander
----------
Salty dog
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Sammich crust
Combat: Spam Witch
----------
Sandcastle
Item: Brick of sand
----------
Sandwich of the gods
Noncombat: De Los Dioses
Noncombat: No Good Deed
----------
Saucepan
Noncombat: A Pair of Craters
Noncombat: Corpse in the Grove
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
----------
Sausage bomb
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
----------
Sausage pizza
Noncombat: That's Amore
----------
Savoy truffle
Combat: Swarm of scarab beatles
----------
Sawblade fragment
Combat: Blade a-spinning
----------
Sawblade shield
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Scalp of Gorgolok
Combat: Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal
----------
Scented massage oil
Noncombat: Hands On
----------
Scintillating powder
Noncombat: Nice Rack!
----------
Scorpion whip
Combat: Rock scorpion
----------
Screwdriver
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
Scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
Item: Disintegrating quill pen
----------
Scroll of drastic healing
Combat: Quiet Healer
Combat: Zombie Quiet Healer
Item: Penultimate Fantasy chest
----------
Scroll of pasta summoning
Combat: Mob Penguin Pasta Chef
Combat: Mob Penguin Smith
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
Noncombat: A Latter-Day Litter Letter
----------
Scroll of turtle summoning
Noncombat: Corpse in the Copse
----------
Scrumdiddlyumptious solution
Item: Delectable catalyst
----------
Scrumptious reagent
Combat: Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
Unknown: Advanced Saucecrafting
----------
Seal-clubbing club
Noncombat: Blockin' Out the Scenery
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Footprints
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Unknown: The Curious Monkey
----------
Seal-skull helmet
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
----------
Seal-skull helmet
Noncombat: Footprints
----------
Secret blend of herbs and spices
Noncombat: What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?
----------
Senior LAAAAME merit badge
Unknown: The LAAAAME Observatory
----------
Senior Mints
Unknown: Carnus Majorus, the Ancient Astronomer
----------
Sensitive poetry journal
Combat: Sensitive poet-type
----------
Serpentine sword
Combat: Knight (Snake)
----------
Set of Unobtainium straps
Noncombat: A Borg For All Seasons
----------
Set of jacks
Item: Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
----------
Sewer turtle
Noncombat: No Man, No Hole
----------
Shaving cream
Combat: Cloud of disembodied whiskers
----------
Shimmering rainbow sand
Unknown: Rainbow Pearl (adventure)
----------
Shimmering tendrils
Combat: Senile lihc
Combat: Slick lihc
----------
Shiny butcherknife
Combat: Possessed silverware drawer
Unknown: Run Away
----------
Shiny hood ornament
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
----------
Shiny ring
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
Shot of grapefruit schnapps
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Chad, the Veteran Frat Boy
----------
Shot of nepenthe schnapps
Combat: Raven
----------
Shot of orange schnapps
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Chad, the Veteran Frat Boy
----------
Shot of rotgut
Noncombat: That Explains All The Eyepatches
----------
Shot of tomato schnapps
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Chad, the Veteran Frat Boy
----------
Shredded can label
Combat: Fiendish can of asparagus
Combat: Possessed can of tomatoes
----------
Shrinking powder
Noncombat: Two Sizes Too Small
----------
Shysterweed
Combat: Grave rober
Combat: Grave rober zmobie
----------
Silicon-infused gluteal shield
Noncombat: One-Horse Open Slay
----------
Silver shrimp fork
Combat: Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton
----------
Silver tongue charrrm
Combat: Witty pirate
Item: Silver tongue charrrm bracelet
----------
Silver tongue charrrm bracelet
Item: Silver tongue charrrm
----------
Simple ancient cursed key
Unknown: Ocean Treasure
----------
Sinful Desires
Noncombat: Melvil Dewey Would Be Ashamed
----------
Single-serving herbal stuffing
Combat: Stuffing Golem
----------
Sinister altar fragment
Unknown: Small Tropical Island
----------
Six pack of Mountain Stream
Noncombat: EXtremely Lost
----------
Six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
Noncombat: Prior to Always
----------
Sk8board
Combat: Sk8 gnome
----------
Skeleton bone
Combat: Giant skeelton
Combat: Skleleton
Combat: Spiny skelelton
Combat: Toothy sklelton
Noncombat: Out, Brief Candle
----------
Skeleton key
Item: Skeleton key ring
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
----------
Skeleton key ring
Noncombat: Room 6: Treasure!
----------
Skeletortoise
Noncombat: Turtles of the Universe
----------
Skewer
Combat: Gnollish Piebaker
Combat: Gnollish War Chef
----------
Skull of the Bonerdagon
Combat: The Bonerdagon
----------
Skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Slip 'n' slide
Unknown: Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
----------
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
Combat: Slow Talkin' Elliot
----------
Small Crimbo Pressie
Item: Crimbo stocking
Item: Extra special Crimbo stocking
----------
Small box
Combat: Large kobold
----------
Small leather glove
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy guard
----------
Small stone triangle
Unknown: Stone Triangle
----------
Smart skull
Combat: Smart Skelton
Combat: Spiny skelelton
Noncombat: Only Dust and a Plaque
Noncombat: Rolling the Bones
----------
Smooth stone sphere
Combat: Ancient protector spirit
----------
Snake shield
Combat: Knight (Snake)
----------
Snakehead charrrm
Combat: Gaudy pirate
Combat: Scary pirate (28 Days Later)
----------
Snarling wolf shield
Combat: Knight (Wolf)
----------
Sneaky Pete's breath spray
Noncombat: Room 10: Treasure!
----------
Sneaky Pete's key
Item: Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
Noncombat: Room 10: Treasure!
----------
Snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
Combat: Writing desk
----------
Snow Queen Crown
Combat: Snow Queen
----------
Snowboarder pants
Combat: EXtreme Orcish snowboarder
Combat: Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc
Noncombat: Generic Teen Comedy Snowboarding Adventure
Noncombat: Saint Beernard
----------
Soda water
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Soft green echo eyedrop antidote
Combat: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
Combat: Quiet Healer
Combat: Zombie Quiet Healer
Item: Penultimate Fantasy chest
----------
Soggy wofl t-shirt
Noncombat: Get The Windex!
----------
Solid gold bowling ball
Combat: The Big Wisniewski
----------
Solid gold pegleg
Combat: Wealthy pirate
----------
Sonar-in-a-biscuit
Combat: Baseball bat
Combat: Briefcase bat
Combat: Doughbat
Combat: Perpendicular bat
Combat: Skullbat
Combat: Vampire bat
Noncombat: How I Wonder What You're At
----------
Souvenir ski t-shirt
Noncombat: A Licky Boom Boom Down
----------
Spaghetti with Skullheads
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Spam Witch sammich
Combat: Spam Witch
----------
Spandex anniversary shorts
Item: Anniversary gift box
----------
Spanish fly
Combat: Sabre-toothed ferret
----------
Spanish fly trap
Noncombat: Remembarrr the Main
----------
Spark plug earring
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Sparking El Vibrato drone
Item: El Vibrato drone
----------
Spectre scepter
Combat: Protector Spectre
----------
Spiced rum
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
----------
Spices
Combat: Knob Goblin Master Chef
Item: Knob Kitchen grab-bag
Noncombat: A Pair of Craters
Noncombat: Corpse in the Grove
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Noncombat: Zest!
Unknown: Spice Ghost
----------
Spicy noodles
Item: Scroll of pasta summoning
----------
Spider web
Combat: Big creepy spider
Combat: Completely different spider
----------
Spiked femur
Combat: Spiny skelelton
----------
Spooky Surprise Egg
Item: Abandoned candy
Unknown: Linnea, the Scream Queen
----------
Spooky Temple map
Noncombat: Maps and Legends
----------
Spooky bicycle chain
Combat: Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies
----------
Spooky cosmetics bag
Combat: Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies
----------
Spooky eggnog
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Spooky eyeliner
Item: Spooky cosmetics bag
----------
Spooky fairy gravy
Noncombat: Spooky Wheelbarrow
----------
Spooky felt
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Spooky frank
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Spooky hockey mask
Item: Spooky hockey mask
Unknown: Resting
----------
Spooky length of string
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Spooky lipstick
Item: Spooky cosmetics bag
Noncombat: Stage Fright
----------
Spooky mushroom
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy guard
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy ninja
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy warlock
Noncombat: Gravy Ring
----------
Spooky pirate skeleton
Item: Pirate skull
----------
Spooky sapling
Noncombat: Spooky Sapling
----------
Spooky shrunken head
Combat: Spooky mummy
----------
Spooky stick
Combat: Triffid
Noncombat: Spooky Tree
----------
Spooky stuffing
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Spooky toy wheel
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Spooky wooden block
Combat: Bow-making mummy
Combat: Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Combat: Gift-wrapping vampire
Combat: Skeletal reindeer
Combat: Stocking-stuffing zombie
Combat: Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
----------
Spooky-Gro fertilizer
Noncombat: Spooky-Gro
----------
Spookyraven ballroom key
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Wooden)
----------
Spookyraven gallery key
Noncombat: Polo Tombstone
----------
Spookyraven library key
Noncombat: A Hustle Here, a Hustle There
----------
Spork
Noncombat: The Orc With a Spork
----------
Spring
Combat: Gnomester Blomester
Combat: Gnu jack gnome
Item: Gnollish toolbox
Item: Gnomish toolbox
Noncombat: Gnollish Workshop
Unknown: Gr'zl'x, The Bugbear
----------
Sprocket
Combat: Gnefarious gnome
Combat: Gnu jack gnome
Item: Gnollish toolbox
Item: Gnomish toolbox
Noncombat: Gnollish Workshop
Unknown: Gr'zl'x, The Bugbear
----------
Squashed frog
Combat: Frog
----------
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
Noncombat: Boozehare
----------
Staff of Fats
Noncombat: Dr. Awkward
----------
Stainless steel scarf
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Stainless steel shillelagh
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Stainless steel skullcap
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Stainless steel slacks
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Stainless steel solitaire
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Stainless steel suspenders
Item: Letter from King Ralph XI
----------
Stale baguette
Combat: Zombie chef
----------
Stalk of asparagus
Combat: Fiendish can of asparagus
Combat: Fiendish zombie can of asparagus
Noncombat: Trespasser
----------
Star
Combat: One-Eyed Willie
Combat: The Axe Wound
Combat: The Beaver
Combat: The Burrowing Bishop
Combat: The Bush
Combat: The Camel's Toe
Combat: The Family Jewels
Combat: The Flange
Combat: The Honey Pot
Combat: The Hooded Warrior
Combat: The Junk
Combat: The Little Man in the Canoe
Combat: The Muff
Combat: The Pork Sword
Combat: The Skinflute
Combat: The Twig and Berries
Item: Star key lime pie
----------
Star chart
Combat: The Astronomer
----------
Stat script
Item: 31337 scroll
----------
Steal This Candy
Unknown: Hobbie Affman, the Hippy Warrior
----------
Steel lasagna
Noncombat: Bureaucracy of the Damned
Unknown: Azazel, Ma Belle
----------
Steel margarita
Noncombat: Bureaucracy of the Damned
Unknown: Azazel, Ma Belle
----------
Steel-scented air freshener
Noncombat: Bureaucracy of the Damned
Unknown: Azazel, Ma Belle
----------
Stick
Combat: Flint-scraping cave elf
Combat: Rock-banging cave elf
----------
Stick of "gum"
Item: Pack of KWE trading card
----------
Stick of dynamite
Noncombat: Bang!
----------
Stick-on eyebrow piercing
Unknown: Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
----------
Sticky stardust
Combat: The Astronomer
----------
Stolen accordion
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Noncombat: The Road Less Visible
----------
Stone baseball cap
Combat: Caveman frat boy
Combat: Caveman frat pledge
----------
Stone frisbee
Combat: Caveman hippy
----------
Stone of eXtreme power
Noncombat: A Real Gem
Unknown: Deep Inside the Knob Shaft
Unknown: Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
----------
Stone rose
Noncombat: All Across the Sands
----------
Stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)
Unknown: A Perplexing Door
----------
Strange leaflet
Unknown: Old Strange Leaflet Quest
Unknown: Strange Leaflet Quest
----------
Strange stone pyramid
Item: Large stone triangle
Item: Medium stone triangle
Item: Small stone triangle
----------
Strange tiki idol
Unknown: Small Tropical Island
----------
Strawberry
Combat: Lesser Fruit Golem
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
Item: Fruitfilm
Noncombat: The Walking-Stick Rebellion
----------
Strawberry daiquiri
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
Strawberry pie
Unknown: Summoning Chamber
----------
Strawberry wine
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
String of blue beads
Noncombat: What Would You Do For Some Worthless Crap
----------
String of green beads
Noncombat: What Would You Do For Some Worthless Crap
----------
String of red beads
Noncombat: What Would You Do For Some Worthless Crap
----------
Stringy sinew
Combat: Sinew-stretching cave elf
----------
Strongness elixir
Combat: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
Noncombat: Little Lost Knob Goblin
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Stuffed shoulder parrot
Combat: Swarthy pirate
Noncombat: Amatearrr Night
Noncombat: Barrie Me at Sea
----------
Stuffing
Combat: Angry raccoon puppet
Combat: Striking Factory-Worker Elf
Combat: Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
Combat: Striking Middle-Management Elf
Combat: Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
Combat: Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
----------
Stunt nuts
Combat: Bob Racecar
Combat: Racecar Bob
----------
Styrofoam ore
Combat: Ghost miner
Noncombat: Junction in the Trunction
Noncombat: Mine!
Unknown: Deep Inside the Knob Shaft
----------
Sugar Cog
Unknown: Three-One-Bee, the Gnomish Automaton
----------
Sugar-coated pine cone
Unknown: Doc, the Reindeer (Halloween)
----------
Sunken chest
Combat: Sassy pirate
Combat: Shifty pirate
----------
Sunken eyes
Combat: Black adder
----------
Suntan lotion of moxiousness
Combat: Tan Gnat
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Super-spikey hair gel
Combat: Protagonist
Item: Penultimate Fantasy chest
----------
Supernova Champagne
Combat: Oasis monster
----------
Support cummerbund
Combat: Mob Penguin Soprano
Combat: Mob Penguin Supervisor
Item: Frozen Mob Penguin
----------
Supportive bra
Combat: Lumberjill
----------
Swabbie™ swab
Combat: Cleanly pirate
----------
Swashbuckling pants
Combat: Sassy pirate
Noncombat: Barrie Me at Sea
Noncombat: The Arrrbitrator
----------
Sweet ninja sword
Noncombat: Ninja Poker
----------
Swindleblossom
Combat: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
----------
Synthetic stuffing
Combat: Arc-Welding Elfborg
Combat: Decal-Applying Elfborg
Combat: Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg
Combat: Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
----------
T8r tots
Combat: Sk8 gnome
----------
Taco shell
Combat: Taco Cat
Combat: Weretaco
----------
Talisman of Baio
Combat: Baiowulf
----------
Talisman of Bakula
Combat: Count Bakula
----------
Tamarind-flavored chewing gum
Item: Pack of chewing gum
Noncombat: A Chewy Encounter (Tamarind)
----------
Tambourine bells
Combat: Filthy hippy
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
----------
Tap shoes
Combat: Tapdancing skeleton
----------
Tapped black lotus
Item: Black lotus
----------
Tarrrnish charrrm
Combat: Crusty pirate
Item: Tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
----------
Tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
Item: Tarrrnish charrrm
----------
Tassel
Noncombat: The Goblin King's Vassal
----------
Tasty Fun Good rice candy
Combat: Anime Smiley
Item: Pile of candy
Unknown: Yiff, the Furry
----------
Tasty tart
Noncombat: The Pilsbury Doughjerk
----------
Tattered paper crown
Noncombat: A Kingly Reward
----------
Tattered scrap of paper
Combat: Bookbat
Noncombat: A Latter-Day Litter Letter
----------
Tattered snake standard
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Mahogany)
----------
Tattered wolf standard
Noncombat: One Nightstand (Mahogany)
----------
Teeny-tiny magic scroll
Noncombat: The Latest Sorcerous Developments
----------
Teeny-tiny ninja stars
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy ninja
----------
Ten-leaf clover
Item: 31337 scroll
Item: Disassembled clover
Noncombat: The Luckiest Vacation ever
Unknown: The Marmot
----------
Tequila grenade
Combat: War Frat Elite Wartender
Combat: War Frat Wartender
Unknown: Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
Unknown: The Lighthouse Keeper
----------
Tequila sunrise
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
The Raffle House
Item: Raffle prize box
----------
The Slug Lord's map
Noncombat: Spirit of the Slug Lord
----------
Theoretical string
Combat: Arc-Welding Elfborg
Combat: Decal-Applying Elfborg
Combat: Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg
Combat: Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
----------
Thermos full of Knob coffee
Item: Knob Goblin lunchbox
----------
Thin black candle
Combat: Goth Giant
Combat: Zombie Goth Giant
Noncombat: In a Black Room, with Black Curtains
----------
Thistle wine
Item: Hippy Army MPE
Noncombat: Blockin' Out the Scenery
----------
Tiki lighter
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
----------
Time sleigh
Item: Flask of peppermint schnapps
Unknown: Save Uncle Crimbo!
----------
Tin Foil Immateria
Noncombat: Don't Chew on That Spirit!
----------
Tin magnolia
Item: Mayflower bouquet
----------
Tin star
Noncombat: Another Adventure About BorderTown
----------
Tiny bottle of absinthe
Unknown: Green Pixie
----------
Tiny house
Combat: Burly Sidekick
Combat: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
Combat: Spunky Princess
Item: Penultimate Fantasy chest
----------
Tiny ninja sword
Combat: Spooky gravy fairy ninja
----------
Tiny plastic Crimbo elf
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Tiny plastic Scream Queen
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Tiny plastic series 1
Item: Doll house
Item: Lucky Surprise Egg
----------
Tiny plastic series 1C
Item: Doll house
----------
Tiny plastic series 2
Item: Dollhive
Item: Spooky Surprise Egg
----------
Tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Tiny plastic sword
Item: Bodyslam
Item: Cherry bomb
Item: Cranmopolitan
Item: Dirty martini
Item: Grogtini
Item: Sangria del diablo
Item: Small Crimbo Pressie
Item: Vesper
Unknown: Spirit Hobo
----------
Tip jar
Combat: Tipsy pirate
----------
Tires
Combat: Gnollish Tirejuggler
----------
Tissue Paper Immateria
Noncombat: Gesundheitgeist!
----------
Titanium assault umbrella
Combat: Spunky Princess
----------
Toast
Unknown: Cheap Toaster
Unknown: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
----------
Tofurkey gravy
Combat: Malevolent Tofurkey
----------
Tofurkey leg
Combat: Malevolent Tofurkey
----------
Tofurkey nugget
Combat: Malevolent Tofurkey
----------
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste
Combat: Cleanly pirate
----------
Tomato
Combat: Knob Goblin Chef
Combat: Possessed can of tomatoes
Item: Fruit basket
Item: Fruit bowl
Noncombat: It's Japanese for "Can't Sing"
----------
Tomb ratchet
Combat: Tomb rat
----------
Tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
Unknown: Spooky Advent Calendar
----------
Tooth
Combat: Hunter-gatherer cave elf
----------
Toothbrush
Unknown: The Gift Shop Guy
----------
Tortoise's blessing
Item: Scroll of turtle summoning
----------
Towel
Noncombat: Off the Rack
----------
Toy hoverpad
Combat: Arc-Welding Elfborg
Combat: Decal-Applying Elfborg
Combat: Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg
Combat: Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
----------
Toy wheel
Combat: Striking Factory-Worker Elf
Combat: Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
Combat: Striking Middle-Management Elf
Combat: Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
Combat: Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
----------
Tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Triangular stone
Noncombat: Altared Perceptions - Bulbazinalli
Noncombat: Altared Perceptions - Charcoatl
Noncombat: Altared Perceptions - Pikachutlotal
Noncombat: Altared Perceptions - Squirtlcthulli
----------
Triffid bark
Combat: Triffid
----------
Trollhouse cookies
Combat: Flaming Troll
----------
Tropical orchid
Noncombat: Is it Schizoid Paranoia?
----------
Tropical paperweight
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
----------
Tropical wrapping paper
Item: Tropical Crimbo pressie
----------
True grit
Combat: Gritty pirate
----------
Tube of cranberry Go-Goo
Combat: Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce
----------
Tube of dread wax
Combat: War Hippy Dread Squad
----------
Tube of hair oil
Noncombat: Bad Medicine is What You Need
----------
Tube sock
Combat: War Frat Streaker
----------
Tuesday's ruby
Combat: Rolling stone
----------
Turtle chain
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
Turtle totem
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Footprints
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
----------
Uncle Crimborg's Hive
Unknown: Uncle Crimborg's Hive
----------
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
Combat: Dirty hippy Vegan chef
----------
Uncooked chorizo
Combat: Weretaco
----------
Unidentified jerky
Combat: Iiti Kitty
Combat: Tomb asp
Combat: Tomb bat
Combat: Tomb rat
Combat: Tomb servant
----------
Unionize The Elves sign
Noncombat: Rudolph the Red
----------
Unlit birthday cake
Noncombat: The Baker's Dilemma
----------
Unlocked meat locker
Item: Unlocked meat locker
----------
Unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
Noncombat: The Source
----------
Unremarkable candy cane
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Unstable laser battery
Combat: Laser lancing
----------
Untainted eggnog
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Upsy daisy
Item: Mayflower bouquet
----------
Useless powder
Item: Genalen™ Bottle
----------
Valuable trinket
Noncombat: One Man's Treasure
Noncombat: Putting Your Foot on the Peddler
----------
Vampire cape
Combat: Spooky vampire
----------
Vampire heart
Combat: Spooky vampire
Combat: Vampire bat
----------
Vanilla-frosted king cake
Noncombat: That Takes The Cake
----------
Vertebra of the Bonerdagon
Combat: The Bonerdagon
----------
Vial of ectoplasm
Noncombat: Rick, the Slick Lihc
----------
Vial of mojo
Combat: The Clownlord Beelzebozo
----------
Vial of patchouli oil
Noncombat: The Gift of Gag
----------
Vial of pirate sweat
Combat: Smarmy pirate
----------
Vibrating cyborg knife
Combat: Borg a-beeping
----------
Viking helmet
Combat: Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
----------
Vinegar
Combat: Vine gar
----------
Vinegar-soaked lemon slice
Combat: Warty pirate
----------
Vitachoconutriment capsule
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2007)
----------
Vodka and cranberry
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Vodka martini
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
Vorpal blade
Combat: Quantum Mechanic
----------
Wad of dough
Combat: Bread Golem
Combat: Doughbat
Combat: Gnollish Piebaker
Combat: Knob Goblin Chef
Combat: Yeast Beast
Combat: Zombie yeast beast
Item: All-purpose flower
Item: Flat dough
Item: Knob Kitchen grab-bag
Item: Unrolling pin
----------
Wad of tofu
Combat: Filthy hippy Vegan chef
Noncombat: What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?
----------
Walrus-tusk earring
Noncombat: Room 3: Treasure!
----------
War tongs
Combat: War Frat Grill Sergeant
Combat: War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
----------
Warm El Vibrato drone
Item: El Vibrato drone
----------
Warm Subject gift certificate
Combat: Goth Giant
Combat: Zombie Goth Giant
Noncombat: In a Black Room, with Black Curtains
----------
Water pipe bomb
Combat: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
Combat: War Hippy Sky Captain
Noncombat: The Thin Tie-Dyed Line
Noncombat: War, Man. Like, Wow.
----------
Whiskey and cola
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
Whiskey and soda
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Noncombat: The Singing Tree (Rustling)
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
Whiskey sour
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
White Canadian
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
----------
White Castle burger
Noncombat: The White Castle
----------
White Castle fries
Noncombat: The White Castle
----------
White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel
Unknown: The White Citadel
Unknown: White Citadel Quest
----------
White Xanadian
Combat: Angry poet
----------
White candy heart
Item: White candygram
Unknown: Summon Candy Heart
----------
White chocolate chips
Combat: White chocolate golem
----------
White class ring
Combat: Brutus, the toga-clad lout
Combat: Danglin' Chad
Combat: Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV
Combat: Next Generation Frat Boy
Combat: Panty Raider Frat Boy
Combat: Sorority Operator
Combat: War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
Combat: War Frat Streaker
----------
White collar
Noncombat: Rapido!
----------
White hat hacker T-shirt
Noncombat: Hack to the Future
----------
White lightning
Noncombat: Be still, my darling
Noncombat: Rapido!
----------
White lint
Combat: Knight in White Satin
----------
White picket fence
Noncombat: Don't Fence Me In
Noncombat: Rent-a-fence
----------
White pixel
Combat: Blooper
Combat: Buzzy Beetle
Combat: Goomba
Combat: Koopa Troopa
Combat: Tektite
Item: Digital key lime pie
----------
White satin pants
Combat: Knight in White Satin
----------
White satin shield
Combat: Knight in White Satin
----------
White snake skin
Combat: Whitesnake
----------
White sword
Combat: Knight in White Satin
----------
White wine vinaigrette
Noncombat: Gannongast, the White Wizard
----------
Whoopie cushion
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Wicker shield
Combat: War Hippy Baker
Combat: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Combat: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Combat: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Combat: War Hippy Infantryman
Combat: War Hippy Rigger
----------
Wilted lettuce
Combat: Weretaco
----------
Wind-up chattering teeth
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Windchimes
Combat: Crusty hippy
Combat: Zombie hippy
----------
Wine spritzer
Noncombat: Smashing a Barrel
Unknown: Typical Tavern Quest
----------
Wint-O-Fresh mint
Unknown: Gn8than, the sk8 Gnome
----------
Wintergreen-flavored potato chips
Unknown: A Snack Machine
----------
Witty rapier
Combat: Witty pirate
----------
Wolf mask
Combat: Furry Giant
----------
Wonderwall shield
Combat: Oasis monster
----------
Wooden axe
Combat: Lumberjuan
----------
Wooden block
Combat: Striking Factory-Worker Elf
Combat: Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
Combat: Striking Middle-Management Elf
Combat: Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
Combat: Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
----------
Wooden stakes
Noncombat: Vampire Hunter G
----------
Wool hat
Noncombat: Save the Texas Prairie Chicken
----------
Worm-riding hooks
Noncombat: The Sleeper Has Awakened
----------
Worm-riding manual page 1
Noncombat: Blowin' in the Wind (page 1)
----------
Worm-riding manual page 2
Noncombat: Blowin' in the Wind (page 2)
----------
Worm-riding manual pages 3-15
Noncombat: Blowin' in the Wind (pages 3-15)
----------
Worn tophat
Combat: Tapdancing skeleton
----------
Worthless gewgaw
Item: 31337 scroll
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
----------
Worthless knick-knack
Item: 31337 scroll
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
----------
Worthless piece of yellow glass
Combat: Large kobold
----------
Worthless trinket
Item: 31337 scroll
Noncombat: Fishing Around in the Sewer
Noncombat: Sewer Luck!
Unknown: Old Toot Oriole Quest
----------
Woven baling wire bracelets
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Wrapping paper
Item: Crimbo pressie
Item: Present
----------
Wreath of laurels
Combat: Brutus, the toga-clad lout
----------
Wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
Unknown: Advent Calendar (2005)
----------
Wrench bracelet
Unknown: Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
----------
Wussiness potion
Combat: W imp
----------
X-ray specs
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
----------
Yam candy
Combat: Candied Yam Golem
----------
Ye Olde Navy Fleece
Noncombat: A Pre-War Dresser Drawer, Pa!
----------
Yellow candy heart
Item: Yellow candygram
Unknown: Summon Candy Heart
----------
Yellow glowstick
Noncombat: Cravin' for a Ravin'
----------
Yellow snowcone
Unknown: Summon Hilarious Objects
Unknown: Summon Snowcones
----------
Yeti Protest Sign
Noncombat: Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs. And Hippies.
----------
Yeti fur
Combat: Emaciated Knott Yeti
Combat: Knott Yeti
Unknown: Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
----------
Yohohoyo
Combat: Wacky pirate
----------
Your father's MacGuffin diary
Noncombat: Covert Operations
----------
Yummy Tummy bean
Item: Abandoned candy
Item: Pile of candy
Unknown: Susie, the Arena Mistress (Halloween)
----------
Zim Merman's guitar
Combat: Zim Merman
----------
Zombie pineal gland
Combat: Drunken zombie half-orc hobo
Combat: Fiendish zombie can of asparagus
Combat: Scary pirate (28 Days Later)
Combat: White zombie
Combat: Zombie Clown
Combat: Zombie Gnollish crossdresser
Combat: Zombie Goth Giant
Combat: Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Combat: Zombie N00b
Combat: Zombie Quiet Healer
Combat: Zombie apathetic lizardman
Combat: Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc
Combat: Zombie frat boy
Combat: Zombie hippy
Combat: Zombie yeast beast
Combat: Zombie zmobie
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