User:Ratclaw
Ratclaw is currently a disco bandit working on his hardest ascension yet: getting gourdcore and golden meat stacks in HCTeeto. His prediction for this run, given his previous runs and a few quick calculations, is that it will take one year, five months, fourteen days, two hours, fifty two minutes and seventeen seconds. He has an insane desire to burn the second council member from the right, but must refrain from doing so until completing all the quests.
On the wiki, Ratclaw is particularly inactive, popping occasionally to read spoilertastic info, refresh his knowledge of something random, or confirm what he thinks is right or wrong. Even more rarely, he will pop in to edit something, or more likely point something out to more competent people to change.