User:Rebel 16

Who can properly describe the Pastamancer known only as Rebel 16? Indeed, he is truly a meatball wrapped in a pasta sleeve surrounded by a tasty marinara sauce. A member of the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan since the day he became tall enough to walk into the clan area without being redirected to Disney.com, he has proven his worth to the clan time and again (that's two times total). His mastery of the limerick earned him the status of the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan Poet Laureate; since then, he's mainly been resting on his Laureates, but he has been known to write the occasional poem when the fancy strikes him (he's pretty good at dodging) or by commission (want a poem crafted by the NPZR Poet Laureate? Rates are negotiable). He's always willing to help out a newbie, or even an oldbie, and has contributed many items, much meat, and several nifty ideas toward the clan's prosperity.

One of the holdouts, Rebel 16 has yet to walk the paths of Ascension. Mainly this is because Jick keeps introducing new content. Damn you, Jick. Stagnation is the way! He bears a deep hatred for the denizens of Knott and can be seen frequently standing on the Icy Peak surrounded by the bloody corpses of Knott Sberryfarms (which is why you never find them on the Icy Peak). He also harbors a fondness for the parenthetical interjection (like this one).

Rebel 16 is currently working on his familiar collection, having missed a couple of the earlier Familiars of the Month. Donations of Crimbo elflings and hand turkey outlines will probably cause heart failure (have you *seen* those prices?!?)

He currently resides in his campground with his Meat Maid and his Ketchup hound, Anticipation.

Proud member of The Ninjapiratezombierobot clan