User:Shadowhntr7
You're fighting Shadowhntr7 (#250227)A strange being stands in your path, holding a Cocoabo Blade in one hand, and tossing a Tiny Plastic Cocoabo in his other. As you watch, he transforms into a black dragon, into a cocoabo, and back again. What a weirdo. Guess you'll have to lay the smackdown down.
He whirly-slices you in the <shoulder> for X damage. You feel as if a million Cocoabos cried out, then ran you over. Eek! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
He breaths black fire on you, incinerating you for X damage. Ooh, that had to hurt! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
He summons a horde of Chocobos and Cocoabos to run you over for X damage. You feel slightly weaker…Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Eek!!
LIMIT BREAK! Shadowhntr7 charges towards you, slashing you into the air for X damage. His sword flies apart into 7 pieces, each ramming into your <shoulder>, <shoulder>, and your <shoulder>. You then feel X points of burn. Mana burn. Little yellow birds circle around your head as you get up- ….no, wait, they just ran over it for X damage. Your foe then tosses his Tiny Plastic Cocoabo at you, dealing X damage, and striking a pose. Excessive much? Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Whammo! Splat! Ouch! Oof! Whammo!
He tries to slice you like a ham, but you tell him he has the silliest name in the galaxy.
He tries to burn you, but you say that you’re not dead.
He summons Chocobos and Cocoabos, but they only want your love.
LIMIT BREAK! Shadowhntr7 starts to charge towards you, then decides that he wouldn’t get maximum dramatic effect yet. The crowd (oh, didn’t I tell you there was a crowd watching?) boos him.
You gain 250,227 Meat.
 | You acquire an item: Cocoabo Blade (.0001% chance) |
 | You acquire an item: tiny plastic cocoabo (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: cold ninja mask (13% chance)* |
| You gain 0 <substat>. |
Occurs at The KoL Wiki.
Clan
| Proud member of Hardcore Nation |
Accomplishments
- Created the clan Black Dragons of Chaos on Saturday, July 23, 02:40PM.
- Won a Mr. Accessory from BunnyBab’s “Mr. A Scholarship Fund”.
- Obtained a custom avatar form 5 days before Ascension rolled out.
- Became a member of Hardcore Nation on Friday, July 07, 05:05AM.
Ascensions
- Normal
- 1, and only because he forgot to click the Hardcore button.
- Hardcore
- 5 No Path
- 30 Teetotaler
- 1 Boozerafarian
- 10 Oxygenarian
Collections
- Tiny plastic cocoabo
- Stuffed cocoabo
- Flaming talons
- Explosion-flavored chewing gum
- Cocoa egg
- Cocoa eggshell fragment
Ascension Helpers
Notes
- Enjoys Star Wars movies, games, and books.
- Plays Cardmaster Conflict basically whenever he's not on KoL.
- Spicy noodles are his favorite KoL Food, and he's #3 on Most Consumed.
References
- The “You feel as if a million Cocoabos cried out, then ran you over” message is a references to Star Wars: A New Hope, when Obi-Wan Kenobi feels the destruction of Alderaan.
- The “LIMIT BREAK” messages are a reference to the Final Fantasy 7 game, in which Limit Breaks gave increased power for a single attack.
- The “He tries to slice you like a ham, but you tell him he has the silliest name in the galaxy” message is a reference to Oobi-doob Bedoobi, a spoof of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the movie “Thumb Wars”.
- The “Mana burn” message refers to the effect of the same name during a game of Magic: The Gathering, which causes a player to lose life for every mana a they have in their pool that remains unused.
- All the other messages refer to me being an idiot in several ways. And racially confused.
