User:Sighy Pog

You're fighting The Beast with 400 Ears

This is a gigantic floating mass of ears.

"Hmmmm," you think to yourself as it floats toward you. "What would Mr. Blonde do?"

It gets the jump on you.

Hurricane takes a pull on the hookah, and immediately goes into a coughing fit, blowing a cloud of smoke in your face. Since this is magic smoke, instead of giving you cancer (or, perhaps in addition to giving you cancer), it gives you an effect:

You acquire an effect: Well-Swabbed Ear

(duration: 6 Adventures)

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Test

Functionality

Tool	Type	Use
Abacus	Off-Hand Item	-5 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
Can Opener	Off-Hand Item	Food Drops +25%
Chainsaw	Weapon (2H)	Weapon Damage +100% Successful hit weakens opponent.
Corkscrew	Off-Hand Item	Booze Drops +25%
Defibrillator	Off-Hand Item	Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Prevents getting Beaten Up when defeated in combat.
Double Prism	Weapon (1H)	+2 Prismatic Damage
Electric Knife	Off-Hand Item	+20% Meat from Monsters
Flamethrower	Weapon (2H)	+20 Hot Damage
Hammer	Weapon (1H)	Gets the job done
Helicopter	Fam Equip	+5 to Familiar Weight Familiar will act more often in combat
Jackhammer	Misc. Item	Allows Meatsmithing without the Adventure cost (3 times a day)
Kitchen Sink	Off-Hand Item	Spell Damage +25%
Many-Purpose Hook	Off-Hand Item	+10% Items from Monsters
Moondial	Off-Hand Item	+4 Extra Rollover Adventures
Necktie	Accessory	+4 Stat Gains from Fights
Pizza Stone	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	Slight Resistance to All Elements
Rollerblades	Accessory	Combat Initiative +50%
Tape Measure	Off-Hand Item	3x Critical Hit Chance
Tattoo Needle	Usable Item	Gain a Tattoo
Universal Screwdriver	Usable Item	Untinkering