User:Spacini
Spacini (#26191) is a cranky old-timer who detests n00bs and his friend Ndugu (#81744). Spacini was brought into the Kingdom by his buddy Arras (#19584), who has refused to ascend and now spends his days power levelling. Spacini achieved level 33 as a pastamancer before ascending; his first ascension was hardcore oxygenarian, and he now refuses to talk about the experience.
Spacini was a member of the Rebels of Loathing where he was Director of Internal Security until the leadership dissolved under mysterious circumstances. Some say Spacini was to blame, but the smoking gun has never been found--and it never will be found. Through his influence, Spacini placed Kyller (#36841) in charge of the Rebels and went back to doing whatever it was he was doing before the leaders of the Rebels of Loathing disappeared.
Spacini was a devoted follower of the Church of the Great Reset until he realized that he truly doubted the existence of Jick. This caused him to found the Jicktheist movement, which denies the existence of Jick and all things Jick-like.
When the Rebels of Loathing were overrun by internal politics, Spacini and Kyller jumped ship and formed The Confederacy of Loathing. Kyller kept things in order as Spacini stayed quietly in the shadows. The Confederacy was quickly overrun by n00bs and Spacini went off his rocker and set out on a vision quest. He has never been the same.
When The Confederacy became overrun with n00bs (are you seeing a pattern yet?), Ndugu, Kyller, Spacini, Jeepygirl, belsonc, Spacey, and ximbad123 left to form The Order with Ndugu as Grand Poobah. Ndugu became obsessed with herb brownies and drinking. He babbled nonsense for nearly ten days before Spacini wrestled control of The Order from him. Spacini now enjoys a life of semi-retirement as King of The Order.
Spacini predicted another Great Reset on Porktober 8 (Halloween VIII) and when it failed to arrive he was sadly disappointed. He is now 100% certain that there is no Jick.
Spacini now spends his days collecting fruitcake.
