User:Terras
Terras (created June 30, 2004) is a player of the online MMORPG Kingdom Of Loathing. He is a member of the Cult of the LBRS, and can be found most of the time in the Radio KoL IRC room: #radio-kol.
Origins
There have been many wild allegations as to the origin of Terras but it is currently believed he may have come from primordial ooze that bought all your bloody beer. And despite popoular beliefs Terras is now confirmed not to be a bot... Despite the medical reports. Also, despite rumors to the contrary, Terras is not a multi of anyone.
Major Accomplishments
Terras invented food on March 13, 1997. Simultaneously solving the problem of world hunger, and the lunch menu at Applebee's.
Terras has also beaten Jick at PvP.
Terras once saved a group of children from a burning bus. That he himself set on fire.
Ascensions
Disco Bandit - Softcore/No Path Turtle Tamer - Hardcore/Oxygenarian Currently: Accordion Thief - Hardcore/Oxygenarian
Quotes
"That ain't my baby."
"What about this salad?"
"Soy el Chupacabra!" (In reference to the Israely-Palestinian conflict.)
"Didn't you have a sister... named Richard Simmons!?"
"o_O"
Wrongly Attributed
"This isn't my thong!" (Terras has confirmed that all your thongs are belong to him, so he has never said this.)
"Hey, you got feces in my Jelly." (Terras has confirmed that he despises jelly.)
"The problem with kids these days, is that there are just too many Catholic priests around." (Terras denies ever having said this, in fact, he believes the ratio Catholic Priests to kids should be higher.)
Current Goals
Custom Avatar - It has been confirmed that Terras only needs a heck of a lot more meat in order to purchase a Custom Avatar Form.
Collect Talisman's of Baio and Incredibly Dense Meat Gems - Terras has taken up a collection of these items, he currently has: 0 Talisman's of Baio, and 0 Dense Meat Gems.
External Links
http://www.radio-kol.com - Radio-Kol official site.
http://lbrs.rotahall.org - Example: A lost book or sheep.
