User:The Pretender
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The Pretender
Background
The Pretender is a casual Kingdom of Loathing player that joined the wiki in order to assist with the spading work. He began playing Kingdom of Loathing as a young lad, after he was sold by his surrogate family to a travelling circus. Working and slaving every day began to change him into a wild man, until he discovered the wonder known as www.kingdomofloathing.com in the fine year of 1730. He then ran away from the circus to be with his new-found lover, which he married and had 2 children with. He is still married happily and they will soon celebrate their 276th wedding anniversary. He is currently the second oldest person on the planet, second only to Bob Barker.
